Frank Ocean- Channel Orange

[Rudi]

I literally had NO IDEA this album was dropping digitally tonight :fap: Midnight cop

 

[Woy]

http://www.sharebeast.com/1dv9gzh634ln

 

[krulmichael]

http://www.sharebeast.com/1dv9gzh634ln

Broken link within 9 minutes. :lol:

 

[Rudi]

SOMEONE GET A DAMN LINK

 

[kyhadley]

http://fashionably-early.com/2012/07/06/frank-ocean-sweet-life/

Call me a fan.

 

[Rudi]

 

http://www.mediafire.com/?xg4yhc18dknvepk

 

[krulmichael]

 

http://www.mediafire.com/?xg4yhc18dknvepk

Quality?

 

[JimLeavy59]

Let me know what songs he is singing about sucking dick in so I can skip those.

Going to the Man Community bar tonight?

 

[Tailback U]

Going to the Man Community bar tonight?

You're way too easy. And way too unoriginal.

By the way, I don't even know if you know you're gay yet or not, but I'm pretty sure your signature and avatar are the single gayest thing I've ever seen on this forum.

You might as well start typing in rainbow colored font.

 

[krulmichael]

You're way too easy. And way too unoriginal.

By the way, I don't even know if you know you're gay yet or not, but I'm pretty sure your signature and avatar are the single gayest thing I've ever seen on this forum.

You might as well start typing in rainbow colored font.

FABULOUS!

Sidenizzle - Typing that up took about five minutes...I better get a damn Thanks. :shifty:

 

[Obst]

Only real clear cut song about a dude is Forrest Gump. If he didn't make that song then no magazine would of even considered that whole bi thing.

 

[BigBucs]

 

[Woy]

http://rapradar.com/2012/07/10/fran...on/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Frank's performance on Jimmy Fallon last night.

 

[Acesuper]

The Man Community Bar. Lulz! A little funny Tail.

 

[Rudi]

Shits a classic B

 

[Jayrock]

I fucks with Forrest Gump, forreal. I can look past the homo shit and appreciate.

 

[NAHSTE]

I fucks with Forrest Gump, forreal. I can look past the homo shit and appreciate.

ZOMG YOU CAUGHT THE HOMOSEX DISEASE!

:runaway:

 

[Woy]

Top five favorite songs: Bad Religion, Pink Matter, Sweet Life, Thinkin' Bout You, Pyramids

This album is excellent. Definitely a day one purchase when the physical copy drops next Tuesday.

 

[CCBrink]

http://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/wdspq/the_phds_official_channel_orange_pimp_guide/

Okay, so as most of you know, the baby makin album of 2012 came out a couple of days ago. This upcoming weekend is the first Channel Orange weekend of the summer. A lot of yall are gonna try and pull some Channel Orange shit on ya girl this weekend, and this guide is being made to help yall pull this off flawlessly. Unless you were at fuckin age when D'Angelo's "Voodoo" came out, this is some of yall's first real love making album experience. This album is a refreshing break from all the derogatory SPIT ON MY DICK BITCH albums that we've been fucking to recently. This is not a concrete guide; this is merely a good starting place. At the end of the day, trust your instincts.To put it plainly, this is a making love album. This ain’t a fucking album. If you tryin to slap hams hardcore and be on some nigga shit, pop Futuresex-Lovesounds back in. This one is for the smooth niggas.
Frank Ocean constructed this album for the players. I’m gonna take you through the album and let you know where you should be by the time each track comes on.

1. Okay, so you got homegirl over at the crib. Yall just came back from a fancy ass steak dinner at Denny’s which you had to take a shit after but you don’t wanna shit in your bathroom because you know she’s eventually gonna go in there and you don’t wanna lay down work in there so you use your roommate bathroom. Candles lit, pop open a bottle of Andre, and turn on that motha fuckin Ocean.
2. When “Thinkin about you” comes on, she’s gonna know what’s up. No words are necessary for this one. Let Frank spit the game for you. Follow his instructions. Make your move when he hit that first high note. Be like, "You wanna know what I'm thinkin bout?" and she gonna be like "What" and then just go in there don't even answer the bitch with words son that's gonna get that bitch wet as the Great Lakes.
3. Get into the makin out/undressing phase. Someone should be getting domed up by “Sweet Life.” This is imperative to the timing of this album. When you hear Sweet Life, make sure someone’s lips are on some gentials. Either her or you. Don’t matter. For all you new niggas, you might have to eat some pussy first in order to get this thing rollin. For all my experienced niggas who could get some dome from the Queen of England in the wintertime just because they game that tight, you already know how to proceed.
4. Don’t be that nigga that makes your girl dome you up for like 45 minutes and her jaw hurtin n shit. Unless she got that super dome, you probably not gonna nut off this dome. Just let it be, it's okay. This is sensual night, not real nigga night. Switch it up by Super Rich Kids. Be nice.
5. PYRAMIDS. This is when you get to the pipe laying. Don’t try and do everything at once. This album gives you plenty of time to lay down work. Pyramids has a good stroke rhythm to it. Go with it. She gonna be moanin and yellin and goin on but don’t say shit. Let Frank speak for you. You can’t out sexy Frank at this point.
6. Someone should nut at Bad Religion. It’s just the perfect nut song. It’s probably gonna be you, but if you a real pipe layer, make it her. If she hasn’t gotten hers by now she just a stone cold bitch or your stroke ain’t right. If she ain’t half dead by Bad Religion you need to fix your game.
7. Everything post-Bad Religion is for all you 2 nut niggas (young niggas). I ain’t impressin nobody. I’m getting mine and laying down. For all the old niggas, everything post Bad Religion is cuddle shit. Listen to Forrest Gump and be like “awww Frank just want some bootyhole but he cant aww” and say something about how supportive you are of Frank and the LGBT movement and yo girl gonna think you all sensitive n shit (unless you got a Republican joint. Then just skip that one. But hell if you got a Republican joint she probably wasn’t feeling Frank from the start and probably wanted to fuck to some Kenny Chesney or some shit anyway, so that’s your L to take homeboy.)

THIS IS FOOLPROOF.

 

[NAHSTE]

SHE TOOK ME HIIIIIIGHER

THEN SHE TOOK ME HOME

PILOT JONES PILOT JONES PILOT JOOOOONES