You already said it in the OP, but I'mma keep it real. The Nets want you...and here's why.
Forget your days of being a NEW JERSEY Nets fan...the BROOKLYN Nets are a new franchise...so, you can always tell your friends you were a fan of them "since day 1!!"
Secondly, look at this roster...STACKED.
C - Brook Lopez (softy, but a talented softy)
PF - Kris Humphries (pretty boy) - Mirza Teletovic (big euro chucker) -Reggie Evans (thug) - Andray Blatche (thug)
SF - Gerald Wallace (thug) - Josh Childress (friendly neighborhood black)
SG - Joe Johnson (overrated) - MarShon Brooks (chucker) - Keith Bogans (thug) - Jerry Stackhouse (token towel swinging vet)
PG - Deron Williams (stud) - CJ Watson (bastard) - Tyshawn Taylor (rook)
This team has everything you want in a team. Surely, you can get into the Russian Mobs hitman (Teletovic) or nice black guy (Childress)...or, if chucker's are your thing...MarShon Brooks perhaps? If you really love the Matean Cleeves / Juwan Howard award winner in 2012-13, Jerry Stackhouse is your man. Regardless of what you are looking for...the Nets got the player you can get behind.
Warner2BruceTD isn't a guy that is all about glitz and glamour...W2B is a meat and potatoes kinda guy. He likes him some KENTA, Kobayashi and Kurt Angle...no frills work horses...that's why, fuck fancy uniforms and jerseys...black and white nigga.
And lastly...you ain't a fan unless you complain about a coach.
Well...the Nets don't have a coach...they have a CORCH.
Fuckin guy is awful and will give you something to complain about every single game!
Dumb Glaze? Check.
Ridiculous Smile? Check.
Setting back black former players as coaches 25 years? Check.
If you really thought that was it...you are wrong...
The owner is epic. The Charlie Sheen of Russian politics. You will never have a dull offseason with this guy...