How to be a douchebag in MW2

[.RoCkEtS1]

Team Kill on Hardcore
Stun/Flash your own teammates

 

[theMINI]

block the fucking doorway/get in my way then getting killed

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

 

[StealthShot]

Block them in a corner.

 

[Houston]

On hardcore headquarters on that snipping map if I see one of my teammates on the turrent I'll jump in front of it to make them kill himself.

Probably the most entertaining asshole thing to do is on Hardcore SnD. When I see teammates riot shield boosting I jump infront of the bullets and make one of them die. I catch them by surprise but the next round they know I'm doing it so it's funny to see them try and run away from me and get real close to each other so I can't jump inbetween.

Already been mentioned but I love not defusing bombs or carrying the bomb and not planing it, also stunning your teammates is funny cause usually they never see that it's you doing it.

 

[Houston]

hehe...run into peoples airstrikes on hardcore game types.

lmao that never gets old on richochet. I love when they tell me to stay back cause they about to drop a airstrike, I run straight for that shit. Or if I see a teammate throw a grenade or something

 

[Tengo Juego]

http://www.virtualsportsnet.com/forum/arcade-forum/20560-call-duty-modern-warfare-2-thread-72.html

USE IT!

 

[Lupe]

n00b knife everyone

Commando
Marathon
Lightweight
Tac Knife

 

[BigBucs]

Dont forget the infamous "Shut up Nig-ger" after being owned.

 

[Jagsfan61]

noob tube
talk shit when you suck
N*g*e*

 

[Leftwich]

Block them in a corner.

Ask this guy about me. Apparently I piss him off at least once a match. I always hear:

"Leftwich, what the fuck? What the fuck are you doing?"

 

[Lanteri]

Be Champ.

 

[Houston]

I gotta a couple of guys pretty rattled today, I was doing pretty good and in the lobby they were trying to chirp me and all I was saying was "I know you are but what am I?"

lol on PS3 on SnD when I'm already being an ass by not defusing and planting people will send me messages saying I suck n shit.
I just respond with "I know you are but what am I" or "That's what she said"

 

[Berowsk]

On sub base, there is a room that has two boxes next to each other in a corner, one higher than the other. There was a guy camping on TD on the higher box, so I stood on the lower one. That way he could shoot over me but not move. Whenever the other team would be coming, I'd start jumping up and down so he couldn't shoot. He was getting so pissed.

 

[Houston]

On sub base, there is a room that has two boxes next to each other in a corner, one higher than the other. There was a guy camping on TD on the higher box, so I stood on the lower one. That way he could shoot over me but not move. Whenever the other team would be coming, I'd start jumping up and down so he couldn't shoot. He was getting so pissed.

lol sometimes if I see someone in a good camping spot I'll come right infront of them and take it, or if I can't I just stand in their way. It's especially fun on HQ cause they can't just shoot freely around me cause they might hit me on accident.

 

[Wildcard]

1)Marathon
2)Lightweight
3)Commando

/thread

 

[Ca$ino]

*note to self - don't play online with you fuckers*

 

[Buzzman]

spawn tubing on SnD is fun as hell

using the attached shotgun no assualt rifles and killing them halfway across the map with them on SnD makes for the greatest cheating messages.

ALL TIEM FAVORITE, while you wait in a room as soon as someone join start talking about how you've played with this new that joined like 5 games in a row now and that hes following you. They start to get so mad if you can do that to the right person.

 

[Houston]

ALL TIEM FAVORITE, while you wait in a room as soon as someone join start talking about how you've played with this new that joined like 5 games in a row now and that hes following you. They start to get so mad if you can do that to the right person.

Gotta try that one.


Today on HArdcore HQ I was riot shielding with C4 an scavenger. Endless lulz, I could just put it across from me and when they come to try and get around me blow it up lol.

Got a 8 killstreak today

 

[Houston]

Hiding somewhere in SnD until everyone on your team is dead and while they are all spectating just spin around and shit as your team loses.

The messages you get are teh lulz.

I kind of did that today.

Me and one other person were defending against 1 opponent.

I had a heartbeat senser and apparently my teammate didn't. Well anyway the dude planted the bomb and I saw him run to a kick ass spot where I was pretty sure my teammate wouldn't find him. Instead of killing him though I just wait for him to kill my teammate and then I kill him lol. Then with everyone on both teams spectating me I pick up the bomb with enough time but I set it down and run for unnecessary cover from the explosion instead lol.

Always funny to hear teammates curse you out. " I don't care if you're 6-1, go back to TD pussy"

 

[MmmmBeeeeer]

1)Throw flash gernades at other teammates.
2)kill yourself when your last one left.
3)Kill teammate in Hardcore.

I've done that a handful of times on SnD....fell to my death on underpass because I forgot I didn't have commando pro, run out in front of sentry gun that I avoided the whole round but forgot about it, etc...