400+ HR's, five top five MVP finishes, will finish up with well over 500 doubles, top 30 all time in slugging, a .940 lifetime OPS, a legendary postseason performer
Plus, he's still incredibly dangerous, with OPS+ of 154 & 171 the last two seasons.
I just don't get it anymore. If Ortiz isn't a Hall of Famer, fuck it, I give up.