Charlie Day: Yeah, and I got an agent through that and I thought I was set. I remember being up for The Graduate on Broadway — the Dustin Hoffman role. And I was really excited and my agent called and said, "It looks like it's gonna go to you." And I thought, "This is my big break. I'm gonna have a huge role on Broadway." And then they said, "Don't call your parents or anybody yet, because Jason Biggs is flying into do a quick chemistry thing — I doubt it'll happen." So then they go and cast Jason Biggs — and I have nothing against the guy, if you wanna cast him, that's fine — but at that point I realized that I have to go to L.A. and stick my dick in a pie if I ever want to do a play. And I've been sticking my dick in pies ever since and I have no interest in doing plays anymore.
MM (interviewer): But now you love fucking pies?
CD: Now I just can't stop fucking pies.