Jay "Chainsaw" Cutler l A UFC 2010 Undisputed 'Chise'

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Jay "Chainsaw" Cutler​

Jay "Chainsaw" Cutler will be fighting in the Heavyweight division in the UFC after a Longest Yard type exit from the National Football League.

-Playing on "Experienced" because I suck at the game.

 

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Superstar NFL Quarterback Leaves NFL to Pursue Fighting Career in UFC​

Breaking news out of Chicago this morning. Starting Quarterback for the Chicago Bears has opted out of his contract and is going to seek a career in the UFC...as a...like...professional fighter. Jay Cutler's experience in mixed martial arts dates back to 3 weeks ago when he initially joined a local Chicago MMA gym to lose of his beer belly.

Cutler took a liking to the training and has since declared himself as wanting to fight professional. Fighting for his QB job isn't what was meant.

Jay "Chainsaw" Cutler will make his amateur fighting debut in 4 weeks against Salvrado Brotatoes who has an amateur record of 3-12.

 

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Q & A with Chainsaw Cutler​

ESPN: So Jay....why the change to professional fighting, isn't that a pretty large career leap?
Jay: Well I thought I would get out of the league while I was on top. Michael Jordan did it to purue a baseball career, figured I would give it a shot but instead of baseball.....with fighting.

ESPN: At the Heavyweight level, do you ever anticipate to fight Brock Lesnar?
Jay: Hopefully one day, but he got cut from the Vikings' training camp and couldn't make the roster. He'll most likely be a push over like that piece of shit team he was trying to play for.

ESPN: Strong words.....strong words....what is with the nickname? Is that self-proclaimed or were you given it?
Jay: Well since I started training at ChiCitySports Gym, it just kind of stuck. During my first muay-thai training session, my partner proclaimed my abundance of chest hair needed to be hacked away with a chainsaw. The guys have been calling me that ever since.

ESPN: Thanks for taking some time to answer these questions today Jay, best of luck in the octagon.
Jay: No problemo

 

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Cutler in Action​

It would take a chainsaw to trim that chest hair.

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Overall Career Fight Log​

Amateur
1.) Loss, 0-1, Salvrado Brotatoes (3-12) , 2nd Round KO (Punch) 2:21
2.) Win, 1-1, Brooke Lopez (5-1), 1st Round KO (Punch) 2:23
3.) Win, 2-1, Brooke Lopez (5-2), 1st Round TKO (Punches) 4:19
4.) Win, 3-1, Ricky Stevens (4-3), 2nd Round KO (Punch) 3:31
5-w/e) WINS, BUNCH OF GUYS, 1st round KO's mostly (CUTLER BOMBS)

 

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Specialties​

1.) Fighting
2.) Not doing good against Fabricio Werdum
3.) Fighting.
4.) Early KO's.

 

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You may speculate now.

 

[Golden Taters]

Im speculating :slug:

 

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The only facepalming in this thread will be of the competition in the Heavyweight bracket.

 

[Golden Taters]

Up the difficulty all the way you pussy.


Also this Brotatoes guy sounds surprisingly talented even though he is 3-12.

 

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Cutler's First Amateur Fight KO in 2nd Round

Rough start for Jay Cutler's fighting career.

Jay Cutler's 1st amateur fight went well. Despite being KO'd in the 2nd round by Brotatoes (4-12), he did display a solid amount of technique/skill.

His conditioning was poor and gave up guard too easily which allowed Brotatoes to ground and pound. When stood up, Brotatoes connected perfectly on Chainsaw's chin for the 2nd round KO.

 

[Golden Taters]

Brotatoes has the heart of a lion.

 

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Cutler's 2nd Fight Proves More Valient

Cutler celebrates his 1st win.

Cutler's 2nd amateur fight went a lot better then expected for all. He was facing Brooke Lopez fighting out of New Jersey and he won with a KO (Punch) just 2:37 into the fight. Cutler displayed good stand up game against a much more experienced opponent. He is now 1-1 on the amateur circuit.

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Cutler Rematches Brooke Lopez, over fast

Cutler was all smiles after this fight.

Cutler decided to rematch with Brooke Lopez (5-2) after KO'ing him in the 1st round of their last match-up. Cutler knocked him out via ground and pound just 41 seconds into the fight. Cutler is started to see a lot of improvement and may be able to make the jump to professional fighting in the distant future.

 

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Cutler Trumps Stevens

Cutler tore up the competition

In Cutler's 4th amateur fight he faced Ricky Stevens (4-3) and trumped him in the 2nd round via knockout. Cutler's stand up game is really developing over the last couple fights.

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[steeljake]

i will follow only if if mr cutler grows an epic neck beard.

 

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His five o'clock shadow could wake up dave early enough to feed his cats twice for breakfast.

 

[Fox1994]

Keep with the goofy ass interviews. And keep fighting so you can get all your stats up so they won't deteriorate... You can only do so many before they move your ass up, so it's all good.

I think he's gonna get fucked up by Lesnar.

<3 Following.

 

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Cutler Dominates The UFC

Cutler became the champ of the HW division in just 1 minute and 24 seconds

Jay Cutler became a phenom in the UFC. He would lose 2 early fights in his UFC fighting career and would avenge both of those losses. He would go 11-2 before suffering his first loss by being subbed by Fabricio Werdum in the 2nd round of their fight. His rebound fight was against 6'11'' Stefan Struve and he was knocked out in the first 45 seconds by being caught by a head kick. He would go on to win a couple fights and lose to Werdum by a knockout. However his next two fights he would face Shane Carwin and Junior Dos Santos winning in 2 KO fashion. This earned him a title shot at Brock Lesnar.

In just 1 minute and 43 seconds, he would down Lesnar. Surprisingly Lesnar never took this fight to the ground, which is Cutler's glaring weakness (that and throwing across the middle or in general passing). Cutler will look to defend the belt. He might even shave his chest hair too which has gained him small notoriety on the internet and a small cult following. Unlike "Neckbeard" Kyle Orton....Cutler's fans come a porn fetish site. Meh.

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