Whoa, better keep the Ohio State players away from sharp objects...Tressel is such a disciplinarian! "I'm so sick and tired of these kids messing around, instead of disciplining them or, at the very least, reporting their transgressions to the authorities...I'M GOING TO LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY! That will teach them once and for all. No more Mr. Nice Guy."
I take it you aren't a parent? Or are you like the beatnik Ned Flanders parent?