I was kidding about Philip Rivers, obviously.
I've always thought Rivers was a slightly calmer version of Ryan Leaf, minus the drug habit. Until I see him behave this way off the field though, he isn't on the same level as Rich Gannon, sorry. Rich Gannon goes beyond football.
If I had to pick a current player, it's Mike Vick, easy. The guy is a piece of shit, and if any person deserved to be shanked to death in prison, it's Vick. If this sorry sack of shit ends up in St, Louis, I'll disown the team I've loved since I was 12 years old, and there will be no going back. I'd rather see them go 0-16.