Nuk's Top 10 Worst Movies of 2009.

[Buzzman]

Cough-TheHurtLocker-cough.

Havent seen that one yet.

 

[Sean]

so bad, not even a American poster

 

[Derrville]

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Edit: Kowing wasnt a horrible movie. It wasnt great, but cmon how many movies actually have the world destoryed at the end. Almost all movies have same lameass miracle where the guy saves the world.

I think the movie had a chance if the score was better. The music in Knowing is some of the worst ive ever heard in a movie.

 

[Nukleopatra]

Wow the first surprise so far. This gem had top 5 all over it. Just add that to it's impressive list of disappointment..

I just couldn't find a place for it any lower. There's 8 movies, maybe even more, far worse than ''Knowing.'' I'll give you two examples that could replace ''Knowing'' on just about any shit list.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Night at the Museum 2.

Even though these two horrible piles of shit will not be making my top 10, they were two of the more shitter movies of 2009, and could certainly replace ''Knowing'' any day of the week, with very little argument from me.

There's just so much shit, and not enough space.

I predict that ''Boondock Saints 2'' will also be worse than ''Knowing.'' But I'll be avoiding that hot pile of trash for as long as possible. I've seen enough shit to last me a while, it's on to the good stuff.

 

[Anthony]

Greatest movie of 2008 hands down.




















Because it was the last HSM.

 

[Fox1994]

I usually make a top 10 every year, but it's usually at the very end of the year. This year, though, is a bit more difficult than previous years, because I have yet to see 10 great movies. My top 10 last year was something like...

2008 favorites.

#1. The Wrestler.
#2. Batman - The Dark Knight.
#3. Slumdog Millionaire.
#4. Frost/Nixon.
#5. In Bruges.
#6. Doubt.
#7. Wall-E.
#8. The Reader.
#9. Iron Man.
#10. Milk.

Favorite Horror film of 2008.

Let The Right One In.

2008 was pretty great, huh?

My siblings, cousins, aunt, and granddad watched Know1ng while we were in New York. I promptly fell asleep. Thank God for that.

 

[Goober]

Greatest movie of 2008 hands down.



















Because it was the last HSM.

Buck just posted a thread that says there will be a fourth one next year.

 

[LiquidLarry2GhostWF]

#7...the fact that this fuckin list is going to take a week and a half to complete.

Hurry the fuck up.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#8.

You get what you pay for.... but fortunately, I didn't have to pay to see this.. If I had, I would have skipped it altogether, because I'm one of the few people that I know, that thought the first one was awful. Well, ''Revenge of The Fallen'' makes me appreciate the first one a little more. I'm guessing this is another one of those ''turn your brain off, and enjoy'' movies - It just didn't happen. I went with a group of friends, and only two of us made it through until the end, so I'm guessing ''Transformers 2'' will be making a few other peoples shit list, as well. It truly is a vile piece of cinema, and you can argue that's it worthy of a top 5 spot. But believe it or not, I have seen worse, and they were all released in 2009.

1 out of 4.

Yes, Larry, I'll post two movies per day, starting tomorrow.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#7.

I am a bit disappointed that this one fell to #7 on my list, because about 20 minutes into the movie, I had a strong feeling that this would be the worst movie of 2009... Afterwards, I vowed that this piece of shit would be the worst movie of 2009. It's rare, at least where I am, to see people walk out of a movie before it ends, so I couldn't help but laugh out loud, when I saw at least four people hit the road early. I'm not a big fan of the series to begin with, and it was going to take one major pile of crap to beat out the previous three films, but they did it. I am confident when I say, this is the worst one yet. I know, I know, a couple of you will mention ''Tokyo Drift,'' which I am ashamed to admit, I didn't completely trash. But I disagree. As the cover art says - ''New model, same trash.'' Or at least that's what it should say.

1 out of 4.

 

[dell71]

My brother simply can't understand how come I thought Transformers: RotF was trash. He loves the damn thing.

Yup, count me among those who thought Fast and Furious was far far better than Tokyo Drift and while not great, not one of the worst of the year. Then again, I'm sure it'll make a lot of these "worst of" lists so I'm not mad at ya.

 

[nflman2033]

so far X-Men Origins is the only movie on this craptacular list that i watched, then again not like i had any interest in watching those other movies, and while I don't think it was all that great, it wasn't horrible

 

[Tailback U]

#8.

You get what you pay for.... but fortunately, I didn't have to pay to see this.. If I had, I would have skipped it altogether, because I'm one of the few people that I know, that thought the first one was awful. Well, ''Revenge of The Fallen'' makes me appreciate the first one a little more. I'm guessing this is another one of those ''turn your brain off, and enjoy'' movies - It just didn't happen. I went with a group of friends, and only two of us made it through until the end, so I'm guessing ''Transformers 2'' will be making a few other peoples shit list, as well. It truly is a vile piece of cinema, and you can argue that's it worthy of a top 5 spot. But believe it or not, I have seen worse, and they were all released in 2009.

1 out of 4.

Yes, Larry, I'll post two movies per day, starting tomorrow.

Seemed like I was the only person out of everyone I knew that didn't like Transformers, too.

So much so that I didn't care to see the 2nd one at all. 3 hours of disney robot cars destroying cities, no thanks.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#6

I really don't know what to say about this one. I saw it online, so I was able to load up my Xbox, and play some NBA 2k10, which was pretty fun, so the night wasn't a total loss.

0.5 out of 4.

 

[nflman2033]

wow you watch some awful looking movies

 

[Bear Pand]

#7.

I am a bit disappointed that this one fell to #7 on my list, because about 20 minutes into the movie, I had a strong feeling that this would be the worst movie of 2009... Afterwards, I vowed that this piece of shit would be the worst movie of 2009. It's rare, at least where I am, to see people walk out of a movie before it ends, so I couldn't help but laugh out loud, when I saw at least four people hit the road early. I'm not a big fan of the series to begin with, and it was going to take one major pile of crap to beat out the previous three films, but they did it. I am confident when I say, this is the worst one yet. I know, I know, a couple of you will mention ''Tokyo Drift,'' which I am ashamed to admit, I didn't completely trash. But I disagree. As the cover art says - ''New model, same trash.'' Or at least that's what it should say.

1 out of 4.

In one of my classes some girl came in and handed out free tickets to this movie. Out of the 200-300 people in that lecture hall like 10 people took a ticket.

Eagerly awaiting "Law Abiding Citizen" to get ripped that movie was awful.

 

[SHOGUN]

Transformers 2 is way too low.

 

[DomePatrol]

#6

I really don't know what to say about this one. I saw it online, so I was able to load up my Xbox, and play some NBA 2k10, which was pretty fun, so the night wasn't a total loss.

0.5 out of 4.

This movie was so god damn bad.

 

[Nukleopatra]

#5

Now we're getting down to the good stuff. I think I was drunk when I saw this one, because I remember like 20 minutes, and the rest is a huge blank.. All I know is, I left myself a reminder to never, A: Drink again... and B: Never watch another movie with Matthew McConaughey. He's officially been added to my shit list, along with Ryan Reynolds and Ashton Kutcher. So, with any luck, neither one of these guys will ever make another top 10 list.

That annoying smirk on the greasy bastards face, is reason enough to make the top 5.

0.5 out of 4.

 

[red33]

if miss march isnt 1 or 2 im gonna be mad.