UPDATE FROM 2011:
*Colts look terrible. Painter was mediocre in college at Purdue, and there is just no way he can QB an NFL team. The Colts needed to sign Collins, but I don't know how long he will last behind Indy's weak O-line. I think bad drafting/bad draft position has finally caught up with the Colts.
Colts go 2-14, worst team in NFL.
*The Redskins offense doesn't look as bad as I thought it would. Santana Moss still has something left in the tank. Grossman and Beck have both appeared competent. I think Roy Helu will end up being Washington's #1 RB, but Hightower has looked good as well.
Redskins go 5-11, offense ranked 26th. Grossman and Beck not good. Santana Moss is meh. But Roy Helu leads team in rushing with 640 yards and also chips in with 49 receptions.
*Joe Flacco made some amazing throws against the Redskins, and Lee Evans had some nice catches. I think Evans might be the gamebreaker that Baltimore has needed the past few years.
Flacco and Ravens go 12-4 and have 12th rated offense. Flacco throws for 3600 yards and 20 TDs, but has an average rating of 80.9. Lee Evans is a total bust, having 4 catches all year plus one critical drop in the postseason.
*Phillip Rivers is going to have another big year. If Vincent Jackson, Gates, and Floyd all stay healthy, SD's passing game should be one of the best.
Rivers has a below-average year by his standards. 4600 yards, 27 TDs, but 20 INTs and an 88.7 rating. Floyd and Gates miss time with injury.
*Plaxico Burress and Santonio Holmes look to be a tough combo to stop for the Jets. We'll see if Sanchez can elevate his game this year. If not, then he'll never be an elite QB.
Jets passing offense is poor (ranked 21st), and Sanchez has lackluster 78.2 rating. Burress catches a few TDs but doesn't have that much of an impact. Holmes does likewise.
*Felix Jones and Jason Witten should be a big part of Dallas' offense. Dez Bryant is terrible.
Jones has injury problems again and scores 1 TD all year. Witten has his lowest receiving totals in 5 years. Dez Bryant does well with a 63-928-9 statline.
In sum, my preseason impressions were terrible.