Yeah, that your name is gay and reminds me of a woman's menstral cycle. I don't care about your dad.
I promise you I'm not gay. And since we're talking about usernames, I bet I know what you like to do in your spare time, STONED.
I'm quite sure that wouldn't be too difficult.
I'd engage you in a battle of wits, but I make it a point never to fight with an unarmed man.
Entertainment.