Stoudemire won't be traded to the Cavs, but this thread is still very lulzworthy.

[Palooza]

Can I be one of them?

Tryouts are tomorrow at 7.

 

[Woy]

well im going out to dinner, so you morons can go on and talk about how Moon and Boobie have never been starters in their careers, and how the Fagic are going back to the Finals.

I would recommend the Happy Meal, babe.

 

[FedEx227]

Tryouts are tomorrow at 7.

am or pm?

Where?

What should I bring?

What should I wear?

:runaway:

 

[Argath]

well im going out to dinner, so you morons can go on and talk about how Moon and Boobie have never been starters in their careers, and how the Fagic are going back to the Finals.

Wow you're so clever. You and your fagaliers!



Nobody is debating whether the cavs bench has starting experience in their past, what you said was that they would be able to start now at this point in their careers. The answer is simple, no they would not. Jesus Christ stop back tracking trying to change what you said

 

[Argath]

lol @ going to get dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon. Are your grandparents taking you to the buffet so you can get that early bird special?

 

[Sportsbuck]

The biggest hindrance to the Cavs is Mike Brown's offensive playbook.

Mike Brown has an offensive playbook?

 

[DoubleDeuce]

I was more talking about when Shaq was on the floor...notice those players above are all on joke teams. You wanna bust out stats like that, then lets see how much they played that game. I bet Shaq played half of what David Lee and Brook Lopez did.

Haven't read through the rest of this thread, but here's this:


Brook Lopez-33
Shaq-23

David Lee-29
Shaq-27

DeAndre Jordan-25
Shaq-31

So kindly, GTFO

 

[BUCK3YE5]

what you said was that they would be able to start now at this point in their careers.

prove it.

And no we left that early because the place is kinda far away and always has long waits....and we usually eat around 5pm because we are all hungry by then.

 

[hoodyallen]

Mike Brown has an offensive playbook?

Yeah, but in his defense Lebron drew up most of the plays.

 

[BUCK3YE5]

So kindly, GTFO

Ok you lying fuck. Here's where I prove you wrong.

Cavs/Nets
New Jersey Nets vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 09, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 23min....7points
Lopez: 38min.....23points

Cavs/Knicks
New York Knicks vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 06, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 26min....19points
Lee: 29min....20points

Cavs/Clippers
Los Angeles Clippers vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - January 31, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 31min.....16points
Jordan: 35min....11points

Ok, so Brook Lopez outplayed Shaq (I guess) because he played 15 more minutes. See, this is the kinda bullshit im taklin about with you dipshits. Fuckin assholes posting fake fucking stats to try and prove a false point. GTFO

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Ok you lying fuck. Here's where I prove you wrong.

Cavs/Nets
New Jersey Nets vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 09, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 23min....7points
Lopez: 38min.....23points

Cavs/Knicks
New York Knicks vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - February 06, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 26min....19points
Lee: 29min....20points

Cavs/Clippers
Los Angeles Clippers vs. Cleveland Cavaliers - Box Score - January 31, 2010 - ESPN
Shaq: 31min.....16points
Jordan: 35min....11points

Ok, so Brook Lopez outplayed Shaq (I guess) because he played 15 more minutes. See, this is the kinda bullshit im taklin about with you dipshits. Fuckin assholes posting fake fucking stats to try and prove a false point. GTFO

Okay, I did read it wrong but the others are right.

Fuckin assholes missing the point to try and look smart.

 

[tribeTILLiDIE]

I'm going to the Cavs game vs the Hornets, which is slated to be Amare's Cavs debut if the deal would happen to go down.

 

[BUCK3YE5]

Missing what point? That Shaq played less than ALL of your examples, just as I said. Not to mention he outplayed DeAndre Jordan, and got 1 less point than David Lee in 3 less minutes.

Misread my ass.

 

[Argath]

So your saying the fact that he cannot stay in a game long enough to score as much as other guys should not be held against him? Are you fucking serious? You do realize that if Shaq was really as valuable and as conditioned as you say he is, then he would be able to play longer than those other centers. The fact that he can't is just proving yourself wrong more and more.

 

[BUCK3YE5]

He easily could play more, but why would we play a 38 year old more than we need to? The fact that you cant see that is just proving yourself wrong more and more.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Against Dirk, Shaq's efficiency was 21 less than Dirk's, and they both played more than 25 minutes. Shaq's only played more than 25 minutes 13 of the 46 games this season.

 

[Argath]

He easily could play more, but why would we play a 38 year old more than we need to? The fact that you cant see that is just proving yourself wrong more and more.

The fact that I can't see what? Him huffin and puffin after 3 minutes of playing time? His 2 knee braces and iced knees after every game? Him being the last man down the court on both ends (save a play or two a month)?


The reason Shaq does not play more than he does now is because his body cannot take it. You honestly think Shaq can average 40+ minutes a game and be able to continue putting up stellar stats? After one week of that, his knees would crumple into brown sugar. Shaq was a phenomenal center, but he's well past his prime. He's still good now, but you're putting him on an incredibly too high pedestal.

To say Shaq would have better stats than most centers in the league is not only idiotic and ignorant, it's just a flat out lie. You need to take all of those cavalier dicks out of mouth for two seconds and see the truth. Yes, the Cavs are the team to beat in the East, they have been for the last couple of years, but they are no where near as high as your putting them. Their bench is not the best in the NBA. Their 5 bench warmers would not start on any team in the league right now. Get that out of your little fucking head.

You spew the most bullshit out of anyone I have ever seen.

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Totally unrelated, but in the 47 games that LeBron and his opponent both play 25 or more minutes, he's had a better efficiency 45 times. The only two to have better? Rasual fucking Butler, and Gerald Wallace.

Anyways, Shaq can't play no 40 minutes a game dipshit, he probably can't even play 30.

 

[A Tasty Burgerr]

lol @ outplaying DeAndre Jordan being anything worth noting

 

[DoubleDeuce]

lol @ outplaying DeAndre Jordan being anything worth noting

And he BARELY outplayed him too.