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[Warner2BruceTD]

Things the boxscore doesn't tell you. Feel free to add categories.

Best bunter - Chris Heisey
Best bunting pitcher - Johnny Cueto
Fastest player - Chris Heisey
Slowest player - Ryan Hanigan
Best hitting pitcher - Mike Leake
Worst hitting pitcher - Johnny Cueto
Shitty player the fans love - Corky Miller
Good player the fans hate - Jay Bruce
Player the manager likes more than he should - Zack Cozart
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - Sean Marshall
Clubhouse goofball - Todd Frazier
Clubhouse loner - Homer Bailey
Most likely to be arrested - Aroldis Chapman
Most fan friendly player - Brandon Phillips
Team leader - Joey Votto & Jay Bruce
Most fitting walk up music - emo Joey Votto, "Paint it Black" Rolling Stones or Jersey guy Todd Frazier, "Fly Me to the Moon" Frank Sinatra
Least fitting walk up music - gritty white catcher Ryan Hanigan, various rap songs including "The Show Goes On" Lupe Fiasco
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Jay Bruce or Ryan Hanigan
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Brandon Phillips. Yup, the black guy.
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Chris Heisey
Team bible thumper - Chris Heisey
BFF's - Joey Votto & Jay Bruce, and Brandon Phillips & Todd Frazier
Best with the media - Todd Frazier
Worst with the media - Mat "next question" Latos. Cueto pretends he can't speak english & a uses translator even though he's fluent.
Future manager - Ryan Hanigan
Opposite field hitter - Joey Votto
Play him up the middle - Ryan Hanigan
Dead pull hitter - Jay Bruce or Ryan Ludwick
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Jay Bruce
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Ryan Hanigan
Player most likely to cheat - Bronson Arroyo fucks with baseballs. I have no evidence, but I know this to be true. Also did PED's with Boston.
Your personal favorite player - don't have one
Your personal least favorite player - Manny Parra can get fucked

 

[Slateman]

Worst relief pitcher in baseball - Drew fucking Storen

Be lucky to get a wild card this year.

 

[SuperKevin]

Worst relief pitcher in baseball - Drew fucking Storen

Be lucky to get a wild card this year.

He really has become god awful. It's sad when you have more faith in Henry Rodriguez to get through an inning

 

[Goober]

Best bunter - Aoki
Best bunting pitcher - Yovanni Gallardo
Fastest player - Carlos Gomez
Slowest player - Corey hart
Best hitting pitcher - Yovanni Gallardo
Worst hitting pitcher - Hiram Burgos
Shitty player the fans love - Rickie Weeks
Good player the fans hate - Carlos Gomez
Player the manager likes more than he should - Yuniesky Betancourt
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good -
Clubhouse goofball - Carlos Gomez
Clubhouse loner - Yuniesky Betancourt
Most likely to be arrested - Francisco Rodriguez
Most fan friendly player - Jonathan Lucroy
Team leader - Ryan Braun
Most fitting walk up music - I don't pay attention to this shit, but probably whatever ghetto shit Rickie Weeks walks up to.
Least fitting walk up music - Aoki walks up to that one nig nog song from the Hangover
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Carlos Gomez
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Aramis Ramirez
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Jonathan Lucroy
Team bible thumper - Jonathan Lucroy
BFF's - idk. Prince Fielder and Rickie Weeks were real close.
Best with the media - Carlos Gomez has awesome broken english interviews that don't make sense.
Worst with the media - Yuniesky Betancourt, this shitfuck still uses a translator after how many years in the US and no home country to go back to.
Future manager - Jonathan Lucroy (?). This 2013 Brewer team lacks veteran grit.
Opposite field hitter - Jean Segura
Play him up the middle -
Dead pull hitter - Aoki
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Rickie Weeks
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Carlos Gomez
Player most likely to cheat - Ryan Braun
Your personal favorite player - Carlos Gomez
Your personal least favorite player - Aramis Ramirez

 

[1ke]

^^^^

Some of those were pretty dumb. You put K Rod as the arrested one, even though Yo has already been arrested. Lol

Ryan Braun always has the worst walk up music ever. Worst and most popular rap song out. While Hart comes out to some thank god imma country boy song. He is more fitting than anyone.

Also....people fucking hate Weeks.

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[Goober]

^^^^

Some of those were pretty dumb. You put K Rod as the arrested one, even though Yo has already been arrested. Lol

Ryan Braun always has the worst walk up music ever. Worst and most popular rap song out. While Hart comes out to some thank god imma country boy song. He is more fitting than anyone.

Also....people fucking hate Weeks.

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Srs with this shit?

Re: Krod-

On August 11, 2010, Rodríguez was arrested after allegedly assaulting Carlos Pena, the father of his girlfriend Daian Pena after the Mets lost a game at Citi Field. Rodríguez was reportedly upset that he made disparaging remarks about Rodríguez's mother.[32] Rodríguez remained in police custody at Citi Field on a charge of third-degree assault, a misdemeanor in the state of New York, and was arraigned that afternoon.[33][34] He was released without bail, and ordered by a judge to stay away from his girlfriend and her father. The Mets suspended him and placed him on the team's restricted list for two days, which meant he would forfeit two games' salary. "Ownership and the organization are very disappointed in Francisco's inappropriate behavior and we take the matter very seriously," team chief operating officer Jeff Wilpon said.[31] Rodríguez suffered a torn ligament in his right thumb, possibly during the altercation, requiring season-ending surgery.[35] The Mets put Rodríguez on the disqualified list, intending not to pay him until he was physically able to perform.[36] On September 22, 2010, Rodriguez was back in Queens Criminal Court facing seven counts of criminal contempt after sending numerous text messages to Daian Pena in violation of the order of protection. The judge imposed bail of $7,500, which Rodriguez posted.[37]
Rodriguez was charged with domestic violence in Wisconsin relating to a September 17, 2012 incident in which he allegedly hit and kicked the mother of his child. He was facing a fine of $10,000 and/or up to 9 months in prison.[38] Charges were subsequently dropped against Rodriguez when the victim and the eyewitness (housekeeper) both returned to Venezuela and did not respond to the district attorney on the case.

Corey Hart has also walked up to that lame ass "aint no rest for the wicked song" I think he is the only one in the world who likes that song.

There are still a lot of people who like Weeks.

 

[1ke]

Lol. Who got arrested more recently tho?

And listening to the radio here. Weeks is now, and actually has been public enemy no. 1. People hate his guts.

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[Goober]

Lol. Who got arrested more recently tho?

And listening to the radio here. Weeks is now, and actually has been public enemy no. 1. People hate his guts.

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Gallardo is a pussy degenerate. Krod has multiple assault charges...come on man.

 

[Goober]

I think the most interesting question would be, how many players on your favorite team do you dislike or even hate?

For me:
Aramis Ramirez
Yuniesky Betancourt
Kyle Lohse
Yovanni Gallardo
Hiram Burgos
Corey Hart
John Axford
Michael Gonzalez

Eight.

 

[1ke]

:rofl: well excuuuuuse me for not knowing their rap sheet. Ive seen Yo on the Southside. Never seen K Rod. So Yo wins.

I dont pay enough attention to Baseball to hate anyone. But if I had to chose. It would be Hart. And thats because I will never get the image of him dressing like a fuckin idiot walking into Miller Park.

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[Goober]

:rofl: well excuuuuuse me for not knowing their rap sheet. Ive seen Yo on the Southside. Never seen K Rod. So Yo wins.

I dont pay enough attention to Baseball to hate anyone. But if I had to chose. It would be Hart. And thats because I will never get the image of him dressing like a fuckin idiot walking into Miller Park.

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[JimLeavy59]

Corey Hart seems like a prick.

 

[Obst]

Best bunter - Freddy Galvis I guess, Phillies don't play small ball...
Best bunting pitcher - Coal Hammels
Fastest player - Ben Revere
Slowest player - Delmon Young and Ryan Howard, it's a tie.
Best hitting pitcher - Cliff Lee
Worst hitting pitcher - Roy Halladay
Shitty player the fans love - Darin Ruf
Good player the fans hate - Jimmy Rollins
Player the manager likes more than he should - Delmon Young
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - We don't have many good players, it used to be Galvis
Clubhouse goofball - Cliff Lee or Rollins
Clubhouse loner - Probably Durbin
Most likely to be arrested - Delmon Young
Most fan friendly player - Cliff Lee
Team leader - Probably Rollins
Most fitting walk up music - Freddy Galvis - "Dime Te Me Va Dobla" by Chimbala
Least fitting walk up music - Delmon Young - "Hallowed Be Thy Name" by Iron Maiden. Ryan Howard - "Started From The Bottom" by Drake
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Jimmy Rollins sometimes, most notable at least cause he is black.
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Chase Utley
Team bible thumper - I don't fucking know.
BFF's - Beats me.
Best with the media - Papelbon
Worst with the media - Hamels could be pretty terrible sometimes
Future manager - I could see Utley doing it
Opposite field hitter - lol they are lucky to put the ball in play, let alone oppo
Play him up the middle - Uhh Revere?
Dead pull hitter - Ryan Howard, hence the huge shift.
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Is Ryan Howard still a star player?
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Kratz or Dom Brown
Player most likely to cheat - Cliff Lee
Your personal favorite player - Dom Brown or Cliff Lee
Your personal least favorite player - Chad Durbin

 

[EmpireWF]

Best bunter - Not Ruben Tejada
Best bunting pitcher - Jon Niese
Fastest player - Juan Lagares
Slowest player - John Buck
Best hitting pitcher - Matt Harvey
Worst hitting pitcher - Dillon Gee
Shitty player the fans love - Jordany Valdespin
Good player the fans hate - N/A
Player the manager likes more than he should - Marlon Byrd
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - N/A
Clubhouse goofball - Justin Turner
Clubhouse loner - Jordany Valdespin
Most likely to be arrested - Frank Francisco
Most fan friendly player - Justin Turner
Team leader - David Wright
Most fitting walk up music - Country for Buck, Dropkick Murphys for Daniel Murphy, "Work" by Gang Starr for Marlon Byrd
Least fitting walk up music - "Start Me Up" Rolling Stones (Ike Davis),
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Daniel Murphy
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - N/A
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - David Wright
Team bible thumper - John Buck (i think)
BFF's - Essentially everyone BUT Valdespin (but probably Davis & Turner)
Best with the media - David Wright, Ike Davis, Matt Harvey
Worst with the media - Valdespin (did not take questions after the little incident where he got plunked week or 2 ago)
Future manager - Not Wally Backman
Opposite field hitter - Daniel Murphy
Play him up the middle - Lucas Duda
Dead pull hitter - Ike Davis
Star player you least want up in a big spot - N/A (only 1 star player…Wright must be up)
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Daniel Murphy
Player most likely to cheat - Well, Marlon Byrd was caught once…
Your personal favorite player - Matt Harvey (obviously) Daniel Murphy…..the guy can flat out rake (and he's made TREMENDOUS strides as a converted second baseman)
Your personal least favorite player - Lucas Duda…maddening, may hit 24 HR and have 50 RBI while hitting .230 with 60 runs scored

 

[Golden Taters]

Best bunter - Brendan Ryan
Best bunting pitcher -
Fastest player - Michael Saunders
Slowest player - Jesus Montero (slowest player in the league by far)
Best hitting pitcher - King Felix
Worst hitting pitcher - Probably Blake Beavan
Shitty player the fans love - Brendan Ryan
Good player the fans hate - We don't have good players
Player the manager likes more than he should - eh
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - eh
Clubhouse goofball - Brendan Ryan or Mike Morse
Clubhouse loner - Probably Justin Smoak
Most likely to be arrested - Justin Smoak
Most fan friendly player - King Felix
Team leader - King Felix
Most fitting walk up music - State of Love and Trust (Pearl Jam) - Jason Bay....Idk its a good song
Least fitting walk up music - Any of the weird shit Morse uses
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Justin Smoak
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Dustin Ackley
Team bible thumper - I don't know
BFF's - Kyle Seager and Dustin Ackley
Best with the media - Felix?
Worst with the media - Media doesn't care about Seattle
Future manager - They would all be terrible choices
Opposite field hitter - Kendry Morales
Play him up the middle -
Dead pull hitter - Justin Smoak
Star player you least want up in a big spot - No star players
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Kyle Seager
Player most likely to cheat - Justin Smoak
Your personal favorite player - King Felix or Mike Morse
Your personal least favorite player - Justin Smoak

 

[Woy]

Awesome thread idea, Warner.

Best bunter - Pete Kozma
Best bunting pitcher - Sadly, Trevor Rosenthal...only reason why I say him is because he won a "bunting competition" in ST, and none of the pitchers have shown so far that the extra practice at it helped.
Fastest player - Shane Robinson, Kozma, or Joe Kelly
Slowest player - Matt Adams
Best hitting pitcher - Adam Wainwright
Worst hitting pitcher - Lance Lynn
Shitty player the fans love - Daniel Descalso
Good player the fans hate - Matt Holliday or Lance Lynn
Player the manager likes more than he should - Descalso
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - Can't think of a player currently on the roster, so how about Ryan Jackson? He was lauded by scouts and team officials as the best defensive player in the system, and yet Kozma got the job at SS in September.
Clubhouse goofball - Wainwright or Jake Westbrook
Clubhouse loner - Randy Choate (?)
Most likely to be arrested - David Freese
Most fan friendly player - Wainwright
Team leader - Wainwright and Yadier Molina
Most fitting walk up music - Matt Holliday w/ Zac Brown Band's "Chicken Fried"
Least fitting walk up music - Matt Adams w/ Ace Hood's "Cash Flow"
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Kozma
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Molina, easily
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Kozma, although I saw a lot of love for Tyler Lyons during his first start
Team bible thumper - Jason Motte
BFF's - Freese, Descalso, Jon Jay & Allen Craig
Best with the media - Wainwright
Worst with the media - Kozma
Future manager - Molina
Opposite field hitter - Freese
Play him up the middle - Molina
Dead pull hitter - Descalso (?)
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Holliday
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Matt Carpenter
Player most likely to cheat - I'll say Kozma, just because I'm still baffled how a .220-hitting minor leaguer turned into an average to above-average #8 hitter.
Your personal favorite player - Wainwright, Molina, and Shelby Miller
Your personal least favorite player - Ty Wigginton. Never understood the signing, but he brings comic relief at least. Mitchell Boggs and Fernando Salas are up there too.

 

[MVPete]

Best bunter - Sam Fuld
Best bunting pitcher - AL team N/A
Fastest player - Jennings
Slowest player - Molina
Best hitting pitcher - Universal DH
Worst hitting pitcher - Universal DH
Shitty player the fans love - Ryan Roberts
Good player the fans hate - Not sure here
Player the manager likes more than he should - Sam Fuld
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - Maddon likes them all too much
Clubhouse goofball - David Price
Clubhouse loner - Not sure about this, probably Hellickson
Most likely to be arrested -
Most fan friendly player - Price/Longo/Zobrist, all 3 do tons of shit around here for the fans.
Team leader - Longo/Price
Most fitting walk up music - Zobrist's wife singing some religious song is his walk up.
Least fitting walk up music - Loney's rap songs.
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Zobrist/Jennings
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Jose Molina, not even close.
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang -
Team bible thumper - Roberts/Zobrist, really religious.
BFF's - The pitchers, it took a hit when Shields and Davis left though .
Best with the media - Price/Zobrist/Longo
Worst with the media - Rodney
Future manager - Dave Martinez
Opposite field hitter - Joey Votto
Play him up the middle - Ryan Roberts maybe, haven't looked at the spray charts of some of the newer guys.
Dead pull hitter - Luke Scott
Star player you least want up in a big spot - N/A(Longo the only star)
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Matt Joyce
Player most likely to cheat - Joel Peralta(lol)
Your personal favorite player - Ben Zobrist
Your personal least favorite player - Fausto Carmona. Why the fuck does a team that only produces pitching sign this guy?

 

[NAHSTE]

Best bunter - Jordan Schafer. Good at getting one down in a sac or squeeze and becoming really good at bunting for a hit, he's pulled off a couple perfectly placed ones this year.
Best bunting pitcher - Kris Medlen, I have a suspicion Hudson secretly hopes he fucks up his first attempt so he can swing the bat
Fastest player - BJ Upton, probably
Slowest player - Freddie Freeman
Best hitting pitcher - Tim Hudson
Worst hitting pitcher - It was Mike Minor, but he went 2-3 with a homer last night
Shitty player the fans love - Ramiro Pena, whoever is Heyward's backup
Good player the fans hate - Jason Heyward
Player the manager likes more than he should - Cody Gearrin, Ramiro Pena
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - He's been on the DL all season, but for years Fredi has used shit relievers like Chad Durbin in high leverage situations over Christian Martinez, who has been stuck as a long man when he could have handled more important innings.
Clubhouse goofball - Kris Medlen
Clubhouse loner - Luis Ayala
Most likely to be arrested - Jordan Schafer, Gerald Laird
Most fan friendly player - :beachy:
Team leader - Brian McCann and Tim Hudson
Most fitting walk up music - Freddie Freeman, ("Call Me Maybe") or Craig Kimbrel using Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle"
Least fitting walk up music - like the Reds, it's a white catcher bumping rap. In this case, the north GA boy McCann comes out to "All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Dan Uggla, probably considers it his cardio for the week
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Fat Juan
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - :beachy: duh ...
Team bible thumper - Beachy is the only one who overtly mentions being a christian in his twitter profile, so that's all I have to go on
BFF's - Freeman is the "glue guy" who is BFFs with all of the young guys (Heyward, Medlen, Beachy, Minor, Kimbrel, etc.). And his dugout hugs are becoming the stuff of legend, as are the stories of him prowling the bars of Buckhead with Dan Uggla. Obviously Justin and BJ Upton are probably pretty close with each other as well.
Best with the media - Tim Hudson
Worst with the media - Mike Minor, who issued a "start me or trade me" demand to the front office a week into spring training a couple years back
Future manager - Reed Johnson
Opposite field hitter - Freddie Freeman
Play him up the middle - Jason Heyward
Dead pull hitter - Juan Francisco
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Does BJ count as a star? :ronaldo:
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Evan Gattis
Player most likely to cheat - Gerald Laird seems like an unscrupulous guy, and Schafer has been suspended for HGH and immediately stopped hitting for power after that ... so yeah, him too. And I wouldn't be surprised to learn that dark matter that always appears on Kimbrel's hat is ... "foreign"
Your personal favorite player - Juan Francisco or Andrelton Simmons. Fat Juan for comedic reasons and Simmons because he's just the best
Your personal least favorite player - Don't care to see Laird in the lineup, but I don't mind having him on the roster.

 

[Sven Draconian]

Best bunter - Omar Infante, maybe Don Kelly
Fastest player - Austin Jackson
Slowest player - Victor Martinez
Shitty player the fans love - Nobody really. Would have been Ryan Raburn
Good player the fans hate - Jhonny Peralta or Joaquin Benoit
Player the manager likes more than he should - Don Kelly / Jose Valverde
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - Avasail Garcia
Clubhouse goofball - Max Scherzer
Clubhouse loner - No idea
Most likely to be arrested - Cabrera
Most fan friendly player - Torii Hunter
Team leader - Miguel Cabrera, Victor Martinez
Most fitting walk up music - Jhonny Peralta has some Mexican stuff
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Prince Fielder
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Miguel Cabrera
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Verlander
BFF's - Prince/Cabrera
Best with the media - Torii Hunter
Worst with the media - Jim Leyland
Future manager - Alex Avila
Opposite field hitter - Cabrera
Play him up the middle - Infnate
Dead pull hitter - Prince
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Victor Martinez
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Omar Infante
Player most likely to cheat Valverde
Your personal favorite player - Dirks
Your personal least favorite player -Valverde

 

[Glenbino]

I don't know the answer to most of these...

Best bunter - Pete Bourjos
Fastest player - Bourjos or Trout.. Probably Bourjos
Slowest player - Albert Pujols
Shitty player the fans love - Josh Hamilton.. People are delusional
Good player the fans hate - We don't really have one
Player the manager likes more than he should - Mark Lowe/Dane de la Rosa/Matt Roth
Player the manager doesn't like even though he's good - I dunno.. Garrett Richards should be in the rotation by now though
Clubhouse goofball - No idea
Clubhouse loner - No idea
Most likely to be arrested - JB Shuck... Why Not?
Most fan friendly player - Probably Hamilton TBH... I sit in RF all the time and he's super cool to everyone, even as I'm trying to turn the whole section against him. Trumbo is awesome when he's in RF too.
Team leader - No idea
Most fitting walk up music - Never really paying attention
Runs hardest on routine ground balls - Mike Trout
Never runs hard on routine ground balls - Hamilton
Player your girlfriend/wife wants to bang - Jared Waver
BFF's - Trout/Bourjos
Best with the media - No idea
Worst with the media - No idea
Future manager - No idea
Opposite field hitter - Mike Trout
Play him up the middle - .....
Dead pull hitter - Mark Trumbo
Star player you least want up in a big spot - Hamilton
Non star you most want up in a big spot - Chris Iannetta
Player most likely to cheat - Hamilton
Your personal favorite player - :trouty:
Your personal least favorite player - Hamilton or Joe Blanton