First off, lets see what the definition of criticial thinking is:
Coaches do that all the time. Literally all the time.
And you say I don't possess critical thinking? Everyone in this thread outside of you has demonstrated critical thinking.
You make random generalizations, such as "all coaches are dumb ex-jocks with no social skills". You randomly toss in how being able to lie to people is a psych problem that needs addressing.
LOL. This just takes the cake.
Anything beyond basic thought is hard for me? Yeah, that would explain why I scored in the 99th percentile in both the SAT and ACT in critical reading and reasoning passages. That would explain why I have been accepted into what one guide hailed as the 4th best political science program in the world. I could go on further here, but I won't because your a dumbass.
Stick to being a fan? Lemme see your scholarship offers. Lemme see your handwritten notes from Dabo Swinney, Butch Davis, Tom O'Brien, and Jerry Moore. Lemme see your three all-conference awards. Lemme see your school records for receptions, receiving yards, receiving touchdowns, as well as for points scored and field goals made. Lemme see you burn defensive backs who started as true freshman for Illinois this year for over 200 yards and 2 TD's. Lemme see you score a touchdown, kick the extra point, and then go do the kickoff.
I'm siding with children? Sven is probably the most knowledge football guy on this forum, who has probably forgotten more about the game than you could ever hope to learn.
All in all, your a delusional fucking idiot. There is always that one guy on every forum who thinks he's the smartest guy ever, and he always thinks he wins arguments, only to be so oblivious to miss the fact that the rest of the forum is proving him wrong and that they know he's a fucking retard.