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The 6 People Who Ruin a UFC PPV Party

CrimsonGhost56

CrimsonGhost56

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thought this was pretty funny ...

The 6 People Who Ruin a UFC PPV Party

The “I’ve been watching UFC since it started” Guy – When watching a UFC pay-per-view you’re bound to run into at least one of these fellows. They’ll remind you more than once how they’ve been watching cage matches long before they became trendy. What they don’t know is that the UFC started in 1993. So next time the average 25 year old, Affliction shirt wearing guy, tells everyone that they’ve “been there from the beginning” – you should definitely fire back with “Really, you’ve been watching this since you were 9?” Of course they’ll say something like “Yea dude my dad would let me watch them”, but we all know that’s bullshit.

Self Proclaimed Jujitsu Expert – This person has taken two self defense classes but if you ask him, he’s basically a Jujitsu black belt. You might hear him say stuff like “Oh my instructor did that to me! That shit hurts!” We get it, you’re the modern version of Bruce Lee, only with a gut. Now STFU and watch the TV please.

Girl Who Asks Retarded Questions – When I was growing up, my brother and I made a rule. ‘No girls allowed in the TV room on Sundays.” Sexist? Hardly. We just knew that unless we wanted to explain the simple rules of football, every single weekend, we’d be plagued with question after brainless question, making our viewing experience a complete disaster. The clueless UFC girl will usually cheer for the “cuter” of the two fighters and will rapidly lose interest if her selected fighter receives a beat down.

Play By Play Commentator – If Joe Rogan was 10x more annoying and 100x less famous, he’d be this guy. The play by play commentator doesn’t care if you know the rules. He’s going to give you a break down of every single executed move regardless of how many people tell him to shut his pie hole.

Emotional Super Fan – The result of this guy’s favorite fighter will dictate the outcome of the rest of his night. In Scenario A) He’ll be jumping around hugging people, giving fist bumps, pouring shots, and explaining how awesome the previous fight was (even though you were right there). In Scenario B) He will be forced to sulk for the rest of the night, slowly drowning away the pain of defeat with alcohol. You’ll see one or two random outbursts from him about how “UFC has bullshit rules” but for the most part he’ll become a ghost.

Guy Who Wants To Fight – At many social gatherings men tend to heckle each other. This is all in good fun of course, but requires a certain level of intelligence for snappy come backs and witty retorts. Unfortunately there’s always one guy who is all beef and no brain (and he takes terms like “douche nozzle” far too serious). At the end of the night it’s quite possible to see him without a shirt spouting out lines like “let’s throw down then bitch.” It’s almost like how you watched Robocop as a kid, and then went around shooting stuff using your finger as a gun. It’s best to leave this person out of any playful verbal battles.
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I always hate the 'I would just...' guy, like when 2 fighters are grappling, etc...and that guy just says 'I would just hit him in the face'

sidenite: I might be a couple of those guys, lol
 
Emotional Super Fan – The result of this guy’s favorite fighter will dictate the outcome of the rest of his night. In Scenario A) He’ll be jumping around hugging people, giving fist bumps, pouring shots, and explaining how awesome the previous fight was (even though you were right there). In Scenario B) He will be forced to sulk for the rest of the night, slowly drowning away the pain of defeat with alcohol. You’ll see one or two random outbursts from him about how “UFC has bullshit rules” but for the most part he’ll become a ghost.

This is probably me but changed it to the Emotional Gambler. And instead of being a ghost ill shout the random obscenity at the TV.
 
bahahaha....i hate #1, that fuckin guy pisses me off..at the last UFC viewing party i went to (and my last, which was UFC 97) we had #1, #2, and #4..
 
If im Drinking im the its all a work guy, im pretty fucking anouying says Guy #5 and Girl number 3 if not im border line #1 Because I did watch the first UFC with my Dad
 
actually I'm pretty awesome to watch MMA with, I just dont really like watching MMA with other people, I like watching MMA like how I watch porn, by myself
 
Liquidrob said:
actually I'm pretty awesome to watch MMA with, I just dont really like watching MMA with other people, I like watching MMA like how I watch porn, by myself
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Thats a tad creepy Rob but I get it that's how i like watching Pro wrestling best.

about 2-3 friends i know is my favorite setting, I tend to try to out asshole people i dont know
 
I think I have met at least one of those guys at every UFC PPV party that I have gone to in the past 5 years :rofl:
 
BigBiss said:
Thats a tad creepy Rob but I get it that's how i like watching Pro wrestling best.

about 2-3 friends i know is my favorite setting, I tend to try to out asshole people i dont know
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I've come to the conclusion that I can not watch wrestling with anyone at this point. It is simply putting myself into a position to end up annoyed.
 
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DrEvil1996 said:
What about the person (usually a woman from my experience) who only comments when the fighters are grappling in some sort of sexual-type position
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lol

Usually the same guy who gets bored to tears and yells "comon man do something" if both guys arent swinging for the fences every second of the match.
Also famous for "they need to get rid of that ground shit man"
 
Dont forget the guy like me. The diehard boxing fan calling shit how he sees it.

MMA Muthafucka: "Great Fight"

Me: "More like gay fight. Why the hell have they been laying on the ground for 3 minutes?"

edit: seems like KOF beat me to it...somewhat
 
BigBucs said:
Dont forget the guy like me. The diehard boxing fan calling shit how he sees it.

MMA Muthafucka: "Great Fight"

Me: "More like gay fight. Why the hell have they been laying on the ground for 3 minutes?"

edit: seems like KOF beat me to it...somewhat
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I like boxing, but you cant whine about grappling and then say you enjoy something like DLH vs PBF running away from each other for 36 minutes.
 
Herm said:
I like boxing, but you cant whine about grappling and then say you enjoy something like DLH vs PBF running away from each other for 36 minutes.
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Bad fight to pick. They hardly ran from one another for 36 mins that fight.
 
homophobes or closet homo's will never reallly like MMA, atleast the grappling part, it brings out feelings that they dont know how to express or how to feel about
 
Liquidrob said:
homophobes or closet homo's will never reallly like MMA, atleast the grappling part, it brings out feelings that they dont know how to express or how to feel about
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Wait till these assholes start trying to promote your sport and think every thing should be presented as soft-core gay porn. there is a pretty populare indywrestling guy that is a huge pain in the ass to deal with for just that reason... no pun intended.

I hear you Larry watched the DGUSA PPV by myself at midnight and enjoyed it quite a bit.
 
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