Time To Pay The Bills

[mfbmike]

Bills Break Out The AFL Jerseys For The First Time, Break Most Points In A Game Record

(3-0) 73

vs

36 (1-2)

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1st Quarter:

E. Bennett 13 yard pass from J. Freeman (J. Ashley kick) - 9:54
N. Folk 55 yard field goal - 7:00
C. Bryant 66 yard run (J. Ashley kick) - 6:02
C. Ingram returned interception 63 yards (N. Folk kick) - 2:11

2nd Quarter:

D. Bess 4 yard pass from T. Edwards (N. Folk kick) - 11:30
L. Evans 13 yard pass from T. Edwards (N. Folk kick) - 5:54
M. Lynch 67 yard run (N. Folk kick) - 2:00

3rd Quarter:

D. Bess 6 yard pass from T. Edwards (N. Folk kick) - 11:25
A. Bryant 10 yard pass from J. Freeman (2PT) - 7:02
L. Evans 5 yard pass from T. Edwards (N. Folk kick) - 3:16

4th Quarter:

S. Blakely 48 yard pass from T. Ford (N. Folk kick) - 13:54
M. Lynch 2 yard run (N. Folk kick) - 13:04
B. Askew 1 yard pass from J. Freeman (J. Ashley kick) - 7:29
M. Lynch 4 yard run (N. Folk kick) - 5:16
W. Hollier 34 yard pass from T. Ford (N. Folk kick) - 3:36
S. Fisher 2 yard pass from J. Freeman (J. Ashley kick) - 1:52

[table="head;width=15em"]|1st|2nd|3rd|4th|Final
BUF|10|21|14|28|73
TB|14|0|8|14|36[/table]

Team Stats/Comparisons:

Total Offense: 614 | 525
Rushing Yards: 219 | 196
Passing Yards: 395 | 329
1st Downs: 20 | 17
Turnovers: 1 (+4) | 5 (-4)
3rd Down Conversions: 7-10 (70%) | 6-12 (50%)
4th Down Conversions: 0-0 (0%) | 0-1 (0%)
Red Zone %: 6-6 (100%, 6TD) | 4-5 (80%, 4TD)
Penalties: 1-2 | 1-10
Possesion Time: 28:21 | 31:39

Player Stats/Comparisons:

Passing:

Trent Edwards 18-25 260YDS 4TD INT
Ted Ford 6-8 152YDS 2TD

Josh Freeman 24-37 340YDS 4TD 3INT

Rushing:

Marshawn Lynch 28ATT 196YDS 3TD
Leon Sweetwater 4ATT 23YDS

Carnell Bryant 24ATT 188YDS
Derrick Ward 2ATT 7YDS

Receiving:

Lee Evans 9REC 159YDS 2TD
Davone Bess 6REC 69YDS 2TD
Willie Hollier 3REC 56YDS TD
Seantrel Blakely 3REC 92YDS TD

Eart Bennett 6REC 94YDS TD
Michael Clayton 4REC 54YDS
Antonio Bryant 4REC 50YDS TD
Malcolm Kelly 4REC 45YDS
Kellen Winslow 2REC 84YDS

Defense:

Aaron Maybin 5TKL (2TFL) 2SACK
Clint Ingram 2TKL INT TD
Pe'Shon Parker 7TKL INT
Tai-Ler Bernard 3TKL INT

Angelo Crowell 7TKL (2TFL) SACK
Aqib Talib 2TKL INT
Elvis Dumervil 1TKL (1TFL) SACK

Player Of The Game:

Marshawn Lynch

Next Game:
BYE WEEK

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[Macken]

are u still using those same sliders?
because i am to and whenever i play a crappy team i kill them..

i need harder sliders i guess..

good win

 

[mfbmike]

Around The League Update (Week 4+5)

Offensive Player Of The Week:

Week 4: HB Marshawn Lynch
28CAR 196YDS 3TD

Week 5: QB Philip Rivers
19-32 257YDS 5TD

Defensive Player Of The Week:

Week 4: LOLB Clint Ingram
2TKL INT TD

Week 5: RE Luis Castillo
4TKL FF

Offensive Player Of The Week:

Week 4: QB Eli Manning
29-37 351YDS 5TD

Week 5: HB Adrian Peterson
17CAR 141YDS 2TD

Defensive Player Of The Week:

Week 4: CB Austin Dixon
2TKL 2INT

Week 5: ROLB Chad Greenway
8TKL FF

Transactions:

- The Bengals have signed QB A. Smith
- The Lions have signed QB D. Anderson, LT A. Barron
- The Rams have signed QB T. Brandstater, ROLB K. Mitchell
- The Texans have signed HB F. Jackson, QB C. Painter, RG M. Goff, LF R. Hochstein​

 

[mfbmike]

are u still using those same sliders?
because i am to and whenever i play a crappy team i kill them..

i need harder sliders i guess..

good win

Yeah, the same sliders that held me to just over 20 points in my last two games.

Needless to say, not a whole lot of defense was played by either team in that one.

I took Trent Edwards out in the 4th to avoid getting him injured and get Ford some throws. Even short throws turned into big gains. lol, it was rediculous.

I considered resetting the game and playing it over. If that happens again, I definitely will (and possibly consider new sliders) but I suppose it could happen, considering how shitty the Bucs are and all. :jonesy:

Dayuum.

Sick win bro.

Everything worked for me offensively. Everything. Check out the highlight reel. Squeezing in that touchdown pass to Bess, Lynch breaking free from a gang tackle.

Maybe it's these new AFL jerseys.

You better hire a lawyer because you just fucking raped them.

Chargers won't hold in court!

I have to run some errands so maybe sometime later today, a player/team stats update as well as an article for the Bucs game, etc etc.

I lost a player for the season in that Bucs game. :irked:

 

[mfbmike]

Mike, where do you find the time to play so much Madden dude?

I get in a game a day or so after work.

On my days off, I usually get 2-3, maybe 4 in. Mostly because I haven't been going out as much lately trying to save money.

This started on what, August 14th? So this chise has been going for 45 days approximately?

I've played up to this point, 73 games counting all postseason games if I'm doing the math correctly. 73/45 = 1.62

So on average, I play 1.62 games a day. It doesn't seem all that much once you break it down like that. Games only take about 30-45 minutes to play.

 

[Nash]

73 points?

:jonesy:

good win

 

[RockSteady]

aa....aaaah....ahhhCHEESE!!!



I had a 60+ point game but I replayed.. just not realistic.

 

[mfbmike]

aa....aaaah....ahhhCHEESE!!!



I had a 60+ point game but I replayed.. just not realistic.

I really considered replaying it. It was silly. I was trying to run out the clock, keep it on the ground. I'd throw on 3rd down on little flat routes just to get the 1st downs but on a couple of occasions as u see in the video, a little spin move fior a couple extra yards ends up breaking it for big gains and touchdowns.

Not to mention, an interception on the 1st play of one of their drives + a fumble on a kickoff return. It was just stupid how quick the points piled up. Like if you were to see it happening in real life, you'd be in shock that a team could suck so bad.

 

[mfbmike]

Buffalo Bills Player Stats Update (Through Week 5)

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Comp|Att|Yards|TD|INT|Rat
QB Trent Edwards|75|113|1,005|11|3|115.8
QB Ted Ford|11|14|206|2|0|158.3[/table]

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Carries|Yards|YPC|TD|Long
HB Marshawn Lynch|92|451|4.9|4|67
HB Leon Sweetwater|11|64|5.8|1|16
QB Trent Edwards|2|13|6.5|0|7
FB Quinn Johnson|2|6|3.0|0|3[/table]

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Catches|Yards|YPC|TD|Long
WR Lee Evans|29|492|16.9|5|70
WR Willie Hollier|14|199|14.2|2|34
WR Davone Bess|13|155|11.9|3|22
TE Shawn Nelson|11|116|10.5|1|41
WR Seantrel Blakely|7|142|20.2|1|48
HB Marshawn Lynch|5|8|1.6|1|7
TE Jermichael Finley|3|64|21.3|0|28
HB Leon Sweetwater|2|7|3.5|0|8
FB Quinn Johnson|2|28|14.0|0|17[/table]

[table="head;sort=2d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Tackles|TFL|Sacks|INT|FF|FR|Safety|TD
SS Pe'Shon Parker|23|1|0|1|0|0|0|0
LE Aaron Maybin|20|9|8|0|0|0|0|0
FS Tai-Ler Bernard|19|1|0|1|1|0|0|0
MLB Paul Posluszny|19|2|1|0|0|0|0|0
DT Marcus Stroud|17|7|3|0|1|0|0|0
LOLB Clint Ingram|12|7|2|1|0|0|0|1
CB Theodore West|16|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
DT Joshawn Parker|13|6|1|0|0|0|0|0
RE Mike Tolliver|13|2|1|0|0|0|0|0
CB Terrence Mcgee|13|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
MLB Eilar Jay|8|0|0|0|1|0|0|0
CB Leodis Mckelvin|9|0|0|0|0|0|0|0
CB Onaje Asante|8|0|0|1|0|1|0|0
ROLB Julian Burse|9|0|0|0|0|2|0|0
LOLB Evander Grimble|3|1|1|0|0|0|0|0
SS Donte Whitner|3|0|0|1|0|0|0|0[/table]

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|XPM|XPA|XP%|FGM|FGA|FG%|Long
Nick Folk|19|19|100|7|7|100|55[/table]

[table="head;sort=2d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|Punts|AVG|Long|TB|In20
Brian Moorman|11|45.9|52|2|3
[/table]

[table="head;sort=3d;autonumtitle=rank;width=30em"]Player|KR|Yards|TD|PR|Yards|TD
WR Mike Thomas|10|268|0|11|98|0
CB Onaje Asante|5|165|0|2|20|0[/table]

Buffalo Bills Team Stats/League Rankings (Through Week 5)

Offense:

Total Offense: 1,667 (#5)
Passing Yards: 1,133 (#8)
Rushing Yards: 534 (#10)
Points Per Game: 38.5 (#1)
Passing Touchdowns: 13 (T-#2)
Rushing Touchdowns: 5 (T-#2)
Sacks Allowed: 12 (T-#5)
First Downs: 66 (T-#10)

Defense:

Total Yards Allowed: 1,530 (#21)
Passing Yards Allowed: 1,162 (#26)
Rushing Yards Allowed: 368 (#9)
Total Points Allowed: 75 (#6)
Sacks: 17 (T-#4)
Fumble Recoveries: 3 (T-#2)
Interceptions: 5 (T-#6)

AFC East Standings (Through Week 5)

Buffalo Bills (4-0)
New England Patriots (2-2)
Miami Dolphins (2-3)
New York Jets (0-5)

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[RockSteady]

Trent is kicking ass man... 11 touchdowns and only 3 picks? Looks like the young QB you brought in lit a fire under his ass.

 

[mfbmike]

omg jets what the hell

HAHA, sucking ass again. The AFC East is a joke now. :/

Yeah I'm tired of the season blowouts in my chise too.
Gonna work out those sliders bit more.

Well, I've played some pretty shitty teams (dolphins, bucs). Jets gave me a crazy scare. Gotta take into considerating the Chargers are a really good team. The same with the team I've assembled.

Trent is kicking ass man... 11 touchdowns and only 3 picks? Looks like the young QB you brought in lit a fire under his ass.

I can't think of any other reason. He's playing for a paycheck right now. opcorn:

Update coming. I lost a player to injury for the remainder of the season but u guys are gonna be stoked to see who I got in free agency to take his place!

 

[LC AAU]

Holy shit.

Fucking rape.

 

[mfbmike]

Thomas Out For Season; Enter Devin Hester

Bills wide receiver and designated return man Mike Thomas went down with an injury on the first play in the Bills/Buccaneers matchup this past Sunday.

Thomas came up with an apparent chest injury and was carted off to the team's locker room and taken inside for treatment.

Tests revealed that Thomas had suffered a torn pectoral muscle and will miss the remainder of the season.

Thomas, acquired by the Bills in the 2012 offseason via free agency, had a tough 1st season as a Bill, catching only 24 passes for 345 yards. In an effort to showcase his speed, the Bills coaching staff designated Thomas the team's return specialist this year after Roscoe Parrish's departure a season ago.

However, Thomas has only averaged a dismal 26.8 and 8.9 yards per kickoff and punt return so far this year, respectively.

With Thomas out, the Bills reached out to free agent Devin Hester and inked him to a 5 year deal rumored to be around 20 million dollars.

"When my agent told me the Bills were calling, my eyes lit up," Hester told reporters shortly after arriving to the Bills practice facility. "To play for Lovie (Smith) again, to play for a winner. I just hit the big 3-0. I'm not getting any younger. It was a no-brainer."

Watch any number of Hester's amazing kick returns posted on YouTube, and you'll see why he is arguably the most explosive and exciting kick returner to ever play in the NFL.

Because the #23 jersey is currently occupied by Marshawn Lynch, Hester will go back to the #4 jersey that he wore during his time at the University of Miami.​

 

[LC AAU]

DA FUCK?

Hester a free agent? Holy shit...

 

[mfbmike]

DA FUCK?

Hester a free agent? Holy shit...

LOL.

I turn on my playstation and remember Mike Thomas went down with an injury. I'm like shit, I don't want Lee Evans, Mckelvin or Mcgee returning. Asante isn't that good at it either. So I start writing the article. Ok, time to see what's available in free agency.

Devin Hester. Right at the top.

He went unsigned in the offseason for whatever fucking reason. :bow: :bow: :bow:

He wanted a 5 year deal, fuck it, he can have it.

Mike Thomas can rot for all I care. Fuckin sucks. What a mistake/waste of a long term deal he was.

Oh yeah, and he ends up moving in front of my 2nd year receiver Seantrel Blakely. Boo fuckin hoo. He can rot too. :laugh: I'm so stoked. This fucker still has 99 spd, 99 agility, 99 elusiveness, 99 acceleration at 30 years of age. Jesus christ.

 

[RockSteady]

Nice fucking pickup... what's his rating four years in?

 

[DoubleDeuce]

Get a powerful armed QB and watch the insta-touchdowns that occur now.

 

[Vinsane]

:bow: Hester.

 

[mfbmike]

Nice fucking pickup... what's his rating four years in?

He's a 79. Not sure what he is by default or in the latest roster update. Let me know!

Get a powerful armed QB and watch the insta-touchdowns that occur now.

Hm, THP ratings for my QB's:

Trent Edwards 80
Ted Ford 82
Tarvaris Jackson 94

Yeah, fuck that. :jonesy:

:bow: Hester.

:bow:

 

[mfbmike]

Week 6 Preview
Monday, October 21, 9:00 PM @ Ralph Wilson Stadium

(4-0)

@

(2-3)

The Bills have hit the ground running and have busted out of the gates in 2013, winning their 1st 4 games of the season.

Coming off their bye week, the Bills are anxious to get back on the field. Actually, that would probably be an understatement.

Miami will attempt to avenge a week 1 37-12 loss at the hands of Buffalo in a week 6 Monday night AFC East showdown.

Dolphins Key Additions: WR Sean Wheeler (76), HB Jarvis Rankins (75)

Bills/Dolphins Breakdown:

:allamerican::allamerican: Quarterback :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Even
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Running Back :allamerican::allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Even
:allamerican::allamerican: Wide Receiver :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Even
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Pass Defense :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Bills
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Rush Defense :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Bills
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Special Teams :allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage: Bills
:allamerican::allamerican::allamerican: Coaching :allamerican::allamerican::allamerican:
Advantage:: Even

Injuries:
Bills: WR Mike Thomas - Torn Pectoral Muscle
Dolphins: LT Jake Long - Severe Concussion​