Top 10 Softest Rappers in the game

[G-men]

Will Smith's son as the picture for Bow Wow

:rolling:

 

[EmpireWF]

holy shit this is hilarious

Soulja Boy

Aka the 2011 Mr Bojangles. This nigga also deserves recognition as the coon of the decade namsayin. I dont even kno how muthafuckas listen to this niggas music....nevermind callin that shit hip hop. If it was 1930 this nigga would be rockin a necklace made of chicken legs n pigs feet n be tap dancin on watermelons for a livin

Tyga

This nigga looks like a transgender Vietnamese prostitute that got abducted by aliens n was cloned but never really finished the process of turnin hisself into a actual human n shit so he came out lookin like he do...but he still part alien n only kinda human lookin now namsayin. Or some shit like that. Son looks like Wiz Khalifa n Dennis Rodman's love child or some shit son. But that aint even the problem wit this nigga g.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:


oh fuck, i'm crying here

Mac Miller

This dude wrestles kittens yo.

:laughing:

 

[NAHSTE]

Dying over here.

:rofl:

Drake:

But when you compare the MJ costume to this Farnsworth Bentley of Middle Earth look....you really cant see nothin that wrong wit the Prodigy pictures no more son. Either way...when it comes to Aubs you are lookin at the most softboiled creature on Gods green earth yo. This niggas music is so light in the ass that if you look real close at ya speakers when you playin his joints you can see tiny little heart bubbles comin outta em son.

J. Cole:

But despite all that....its like this niggas been readin from Memphis Bleek's book on '100 Ways To Fail Even When Ya Mentor Is The Biggest Nigga In Hip Hop' all this time son. Also why this nigga always gotta have a facial expression lookin like somebody jus stole his bike n shit? Is this nigga capable of a genuine moment of happiness yo?

Wayne

I aint never really had no problems wit Weezy namsayin. But son is forcin niggas hands yo. We see pictures of son french kissin Baby....niggas pardon that. He allows Nicki Minaj to release music n hop on remixes 5 times a day for the last 2 years...niggas pardon that. He allows wack ass Gudda Gudda to continue to eat....niggas pardon that. Drake............we pardoned that. He even puts out a bullshit ass "rock" album.....n niggas pardoned that too. But when that nigga set foot in the booth to croon a ballad called "How To Love"....n expected niggas to really not take offense to the shit he was doin....ayo Wayne we got problems now son. Somebody needs to go stomp the braids off this niggas head yesterday son. This shit is NOT okay yo. How you gon jus out-soft that nigga Drizzy anyway? I thought yalls was family nahmean. You kno damm well thats ya boys lane. But you even took it further than him. I mean that nigga Aubrey got his own set of feminine tendencies to cope wit but he aint never sat down n sang a whole fruity ass love ballad over some Wyclef bathin in the waters of his idols type guitar chords n shit son. You really went too far nigga. Son you was a animal back in like '04 to '07. Bring back that nigga or some shit son.

 

[j.hen]

About Tyga: "Why is this nigga even here?"

 

[Acesuper]

Said it in post 1 or 2. Will say it again. Fuck Drake.

 

[Champ]

Based Panda is the hardest rapper in the world.

 

[Houston]

 

[IamMedellin]

lmfao

J.cole-

For example the niggas got absolutely no clue what he spose to be doin on shit like Work Out. Son was like...."Uhhh...bitches love old Paula Abdul shit...Imma jus sing some old Paula Abdul shit rite here..." n lost his composure all over that shit yo. Lets jus accept the fact that the nigga is too emotionally delicate to pull this shit off. Son aint the second comin of Nas like niggas was hypin him up to be. Nas was on like 4 joints before he dropped. his first album. 2 of those shits ended up on Illmatic. Illmatic had 10 tracks. 1 a those tracks was a intro. You see where Im goin wit this? This nigga got like 40 to 50 joints out n his label still aint NOWHERE ready to drop a album based off what he givin em. I wanna see this nigga win but its lookin like he need to call his next mixtape False Alarm. Tone feels ya pain Jigga.

soulja boy-

If it was 1930 this nigga would be rockin a necklace made of chicken legs n pigs feet n be tap dancin on watermelons for a livin. Anyways...sons music is only technically hip hop....like drinkin a beer wit a straw n a umbrella in the bottle is technically drinkin a beer namsayin.

NWA made Fuck The Police when they was this niggas age son. You cant hide behind youth forever you clown ass muthafucka. If I see you Imma smack the slaves outta you nigga. Its open season on you son

 

[red33]

BWHAHAHHAH i gues she doesnt like Lil B?

 

[Kuzzy Powers]

I think it started off as a bit of a laugh for Ghost but you could tell he was getting angrier and angrier while writing that lol.

 

[MvP]

Watch The Throne review

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/08/ayo-this-p-tones-review-for-watch.html

 

[dell71]

Watch The Throne review

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/08/ayo-this-p-tones-review-for-watch.html

Made in America literally had me struggling from breaking out into uncontrollable laughter at my desk.
TXT8026/T05_0 UP.Browser/6.2.3.2 (GUI) MMP/2.0

 

[Esjay]

Best line (speaking on Soula Boy):

Aka the 2011 Mr Bojangles. This nigga also deserves recognition as the coon of the decade namsayin

:jonesy:

 

[A Tasty Burgerr]

This shit sounds like the anthem the fairies in Ferngully would use to go to war against evil humans to or some shit b.

I didn't think I'd ever hear a Fern Gully reference for the rest of my life, much less from this man.

 

[Kuzzy Powers]

From Jayden Smith as Bow Wow in the picture, to the write up.. that might have been Ghost's best work.

4. Bow wow

This nigga rite here is a human bellybutton son. The only form of touch this nigga is capable of is a caress namsayin. Fuck outta here wit the fake Nino Brown shit too you shrimp cocktail ass nigga. This little muthafucka jus refuses to let his career die wit some honor or dignity nahmean. Word is bond this nigga is his own worst enemy too yo. The last time anybody took this nigga serious Lil Kim was still mostly made of human body parts son. Callin this nigga a clown would be givin him too much credit nahmean. If I see the nigga Imma slap his head n torso off his legs. Word is bond. Ayo Bow Wow you better stay ya bitch ass out the gods way son. If I see you Imma throw all 80 pounds of you as far as I can off the top of a buildin n then run down the stairs n hop in my whip n chase you as you flyin across the sky n hit you wit my car jus as you bout to land n then smash the whip into a brick wall son. You been warned son.

I nearly died reading that.

 

[Herm]

I didn't think I'd ever hear a Fern Gully reference for the rest of my life, much less from this man.

i thought about making that line a sig when i read it, genius.

 

[dell71]

Didn't see the "4th annual..." posted anywhere...

http://bigghostnahmean.blogspot.com/2011/09/4th-annual-10-softest-niggas-in-game.html

 

[Esjay]

@Yung berg - First off...if them two niggas is havin issues wit each other... that aint no beef son. That shit is LAMB. Them two niggas was jus lambin yo. Straight up. Far as what that shit was all bout...I got no fuckin idea son. I dont mean no disrespect to the nigga Ne-Yo...son is what he is. But what more you gon say bout this nigga Berg? Son is a L-caholic my nigga. This niggas been sucklin on the titty of failure for way too long yo. Son aint tryin to pass the torch to the nex nigga at all b. When this nigga sits down in the morning to eat his Alpha-Bits that shit is all L's son. This niggas failure success rate is off the charts nahmean. Sons kinda like the Hov of wack niggas namsayin.

LOL

 

[Saluki]

Yall are soooooo late.