Carolina-Tampa Bay: How the hell is Greg Schiano still the coach in Tampa?
Buffalo-New Orleans: Expected Buffalo to lose here, but I think Marrone is a hell of a coach and this team has a future.
N.Y.Giants-Philly: Hey, Kelly ... it's ok not to run the read option with Barkley and Foles.
Detroit-Dallas: I had shit done to me like that in Madden with Calvin Johnson.
Kansas City-Cleveland: I love Kansas City fans, love the Chiefs, but this is not a legit 8-0 team. Stupid penalties and drops cost the Browns this game.
New England-Miami: New England might be the crappiest division winner ever, but in this division that's no big deal. Dolphins are laying the biggest egg after a fast start to the season ... ever.
San Francisco-Jacksonville: A real NFL team in London? No chance in hell any star player goes to London and accepts Queen Elizabeth's taxes.
Cincy-Jets: Is it crazy talk thinking Bengals might get to the Super Bowl?
Oakland-Pittsburgh: For all the talk about Pryor's mechanics and what-not, that guy is getting it done with the worst offensive supporting cast possibly in the NFL, save for McFadden who plays eight games a year.
Denver-Washington: I am all in on a Denver-Cincinnati AFC final right now.
Arizona-Atlanta: Falcons' season over. Trade Gonzalez to K.C. right now. Don't fire Mike Smith. He's a fine coach, just a season gone wrong.
Green Bay-Minnesota: Greg Jennings one catch, nine yards ... and, maybe it's just me, but I think Ponder is a better QB than Josh Freeman for that team right now. Maybe that will change, but I have my doubts.
Seattle-St. Louis: Kellen Clemens? Safe to say I can submit my week 8 report right now. This game is over.