Funerals & weddings are the only reasons to miss an NFL Sunday. And if you're single, you can scratch "weddings" off the list, and just blow the shit off. And if you're attached, you should be smart enough to find a way to worm your way out of going to the wedding. So yeah, fuck "wedding". Funeral is the only reason, and it better be an immediate family member. No obscure uncles or great aunts.