Why your team sucks: Pittsburgh Steelers

[Senser81]

I don't really understand B. People move. My family is from Pittsburgh but largely moved for work reasons. They got me into the Steelers. I have never lived in Pittsburgh, but been a Steelers fan forever. Why should I be punished because I have a good job in Philadelphia and don't want to move across the state for a football team?

I just don't see how saying the fact that a lot of Steeler fans don't live in Pittsburgh is an indication of bandwagon fans. It probably has a lot more to do with the fact that no one wants to be a steel worker or coal miner anymore.

Yeah, at least the out-of-town Steelers fans live in the US. Most Cowboys fans I know live in Mexico.

 

[Hasselbeck]

I almost almost cried once after a Giants game. IT was like a week 9 game against the Seahawks, we both were the top of the NFC at the time and the winner would emerge as the home-field winner most likely. Well, in a game we dominated in Seattle, we lost after Jay Feely missed a total of three field goals, including one at the end of regulation, and two in Overtime. But I was like 13 at the time and really emotional

Here's a gif from the game:

You wouldn't have had home field, we still likely finish 13-3.. that said.. that was such a great game

 

[Vinsane]

 

[Fox1994]

2. Most annoying fans at the bar? Most annoying fans at the bar. You'd think Eagles fans would have this title all sewn up. You'd be incorrect. Stop by any bar on a Sunday afternoon this fall and you will be treated to a large number of Steelers shouting out pointless shit like, "FUCKING BIG BEN!" or "HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!" or "THAT'S MY BOY, JAMES HARRISON!" It says something about a franchise when Terry Bradshaw is its most insightful representative. Steelers fans don't even bother to stop talking while they're eating. They'll just happily prattle one while chunks of fried cheese and chicken scraps simply fall out of their mouths. It's like being trapped in a bar with a five-month-old who has a pituitary problem.

And that's not even the male fans. Yes, say hello to the NFL's #1 favorite team among all women. And not just ANY women. I'm talking the loud, 300-lb., cock-blocking beastulas that are destined to one day drive retarded kids to school in the short bus. As annoying as loud fans are in the bar, they're even more annoying when they are fat, shrill women. An ugly sentiment, but true. Just one female Steelers fan in a bar is the irritant equivalent of a bachelorette party showing up and singing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" in unison.

Except you have a chance at fucking someone from the bachelorette party. :tocktock: No one even wantsto fuck the 300-lb.er. Also, the song ends faster than the game.

6. The Steel Curtain is the worst metaphor ever. They're curtains. They either open in the center, or they can be drawn upwards to allow you to pass through. That is the function of a curtain. It doesn't matter what material it's made from: steel, adamantium, chiffon. ALL CURTAINS ARE EASILY PENETRATED SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE DESIGNED THAT WAY. Call it the Steel Wall. Or the Steel Monolith. Call it something that connotes impenetrability. A curtain intimidates no one, retards.

As aforementioned, this is due to the Iron Curtain associated with Cold War-era communism, but that's neither here nor there. I'm lovin' this reason. lol.

I gotta find the AFC West on there.

 

[ram29jackson]

keep talking that smack, the beat down will be delievered soon.

and just for the record chodite you cunt you, i am from allentwon PA.

in all seriousness-where do you live now ? is Allentown thriving in one way or another or is it pretty bad? I am asking because I dont know, being from the west coast.

 

[Anthony]

Then I'm obviously not referring to you.

P.S: I respect the Steelers, I just hate them because:
a.) They're very good
b.) 90% of their fans don't even live in Pittsburgh. And the ones who did live in Pittsburgh, got out as fast as they could. They're the Lakers / Red Sox of the NFL. Bandwagon x100.

Fixed.

 

[steeljake]

in all seriousness-where do you live now ? is Allentown thriving in one way or another or is it pretty bad? I am asking because I dont know, being from the west coast.

i live in north carolina actually. and allentown is doing ok, it is the home of nestle pure life water production and bottling.

 

[Anthony]

Scranton, PA is home of Dunder Mifflin & Schrute Beets Farms.

 

[Senser81]

keep talking that smack, the beat down will be delievered soon.

and just for the record chodite you cunt you, i am from allentwon PA.

Do you remember the Billy Joel song about Allentown?

 

[Anthony]

Ok, I'm convinced.