Your All-Hate Team - NFL 2009

[Senser81]

Create a team of the players and people you hate the most in the NFL, for whatever reason.

QB - Mark Sanchez, NYJ: has killed my fantasy team in two ways. First, he can't complete a pass to Braylon Edwards. Second, he is great at throwing INTs then pushing the returner out-of-bounds at the 1, which screws my Jets defense.

RB - Brian Westbrook, PHI: Just play or don't play. Stop being questionable every week.

RB - LaDainian Tomlinson, SD: Remember when you scored all those TDs that one year? You could score just as many this year if you didn't trip over your own feet whenever the endzone was in sight.

Packers O-line, GB: Either allow sack after sack, or hold the defender so he can't make a play. Doing both helps no one.

TE - Alge Crumpler, Titans: It would probably work out better if you just dropped every pass, instead of catching them then fumbling.

WR - Devin Hester, CHI: Just heard this morning that you are "on pace" for 1000-yards and a whopping 6 TDs. Am I supposed to think you are good?

WR - Terrell Owens, BUF: You STFU'd fairly quickly, no?

DT - Tommie Harris, CHI: You're still in the league?

LB - Nick Barnett, GB: I thought the 3-4 was supposed to make you an impact player?

DB - Michael Griffin, TN: Like, what happened?

Coach - Mike McCarthy, GB: DIE! NOW!

GM - Jerry Angelo, CHI: Next year, trade away all your draft picks, then take the next 12 months off.

D-Coordinator - Dom Capers, GB: The novelty has worn off, right?

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

This thread would be five pages long at MM.

C'mon lames, show some hate.

 

[SHOGUN]

This thread would be five pages long at MM.

C'mon lames, show some hate.

*doesn't see W2BTD's list*

 

[Warner2BruceTD]

*doesn't see W2BTD's list*

Coach-Steve Sapgnuolo

 

[Mogriffjr]

Senser,you deserve to lose in fantasy if you really were playing Sanchez as your starting QB.

 

[SHOGUN]

QB - Brett Favre; An INT-happy attention whore that has held franchises by balls for years, yet still get a pass for his rampant acts of faggotry because of 'the way he plays the game' and the media can't get enough of him.

RB - Reggie Bush; Has Kim Kardashian's pussy made him allergic to running between the tackles? A #2 overall pick RB reduced to a glorified slot receiver who barely gets touches in the most explosive offense since The Greatest Show on Turf. :nope:

WR - Anquan Boldin; Larry Fitzgerald has taken your game and ran with it to new heights, the team has shown sustained success when you don't play (5-2). These blows to your ego compounded with your contract dispute, while understandable, isn't cool. Stop whining.

WR - Donnie Avery; The Rams' best receiver by a fair margin, yet every time I watch his team play, I don't think I've ever seen him finish an entire game.

TE - Jason Witten; When are you going to score a touchdown?

OL - Arizona Cardinals; Human turnstiles at both tackle positions. Gandy overachieved last year and has fallen off. Every DE in the league licks their lips when they face Levi Brown. Three years in the league and he hasn't shown an ounce of improvement at pass blocking.

DE - Patrick Kerney; Makes me realize how garbage Levi Brown is at pass protection every time the Cardinals play Seattle.

DT - Tommie Harris; You stay classy.

LB - James Harrison; He's a neanderthal looking prick who plays dirty. Say no more.

DB - Alan Ball; What a bum.

HC - Josh McDaniels; Despite his winning record, he's still a douchebag.

OC - Jason Garrett/Pat Shurmur; Both are clueless and reek of fail.

DC - Ken Flajole; It's called a blitz. Use it.

 

[Derrville]

Lol You have Alan Ball on your fantasy team?

 

[SHOGUN]

Lol You have Alan Ball on your fantasy team?

No, my mom watches the Cowboys a lot so I see their games when the Cardinals aren't on and Alan Ball is garbage. He's always making some boneheaded play or penalty that fucks up the momentum.

 

[dell71]

QB Jake Delhomme, Car - Only hanging onto the starting job cuz the coaching staff somehow has less confidence in your backups. What type of NFL QB isn't allowed to throw the ball on 3rd & long? Probably wears a ski-mask on payday.

RB Steve Slaton, Hou - Absolutely ruining my fantasy team. Thankfully, I have AD in the #1 slot. This clown threw up a bunch of shitty games until he busted out with a 2 TD performance finally giving me some confidence in him. Of course, the very next week he got benched after fumbling his first carry.

RB Brandon Jacobs, NYG - Yup, he plays for MY Giants! He'll truck the shit out of someone and ramble off a few big plays then get hurt, sit out the rest of the game & be questionable for the next. Or worse, they'll give his big ass the ball when they need a yard or two & watch him tip-toe up to the line & get stuffed.

WR All of 'em - Every last one of 'em is whining bitch. Sorry, had to be said.

TE Alge Crumpler, Ten - It's over. Your claim to fame of being the only one in Atlanta Falcons history able to consistently hold onto a Michael Vick thrown ball is nice but it's time to give it up.

OL Green Bay Packers - See OP

DL Buffalo Bills - Apparently getting blown off the line of scrimmage is an artform.

LB Junior Seau, NE - Why are you back?

DB DeAngelo Hall, Was - Most overrated corner of all time. I never at any point thought he was that good. He was overhyped in Atlanta and overpaid in Oakland. In Washington, he's overhyped and overpaid.

HC Eric Mangini, Cle - What a dumbass. How does it feel to have lost your team during your first season there?

 

[Juggernaut]

I hate Jay Cutlulz

that is all

 

[FirstTimer]

Jerry Angelo(for the past 5 years)

 

[EmpireWF]

Westbrook has been questionable nearly every week for the past four years.

 

[Goober]

QB-Chris Simms. Fuck him.

 

[Tengo Juego]

Senser hates the Packers, lol.

 

[Woy]

Nick Harper.

 

[kbpsu]

Andy Reid

 

[bluntside]

Green Bay Packers. I'm a Vikings fan, fuck 'em.

But seriously, I can hate anyone if they get overexposed enough.

 

[Fox1994]

QB-Brett Favre, MIN - Waffling, shit-eater. lol. I don't like his indecisiveness or the fact that he's somehow rebounded from last year. That honestly is one of the most depressing things in the NFL to me... Like, last year might've been a Madden curse fluke... I thought it was finally over. :facepalm:

QB-JaMarcus Russell, OAK - Pretty consistently over-throws players.

Raiders' Offensive Line, OAK - Can't hold a block long enough for JaMarcus to throw a good pass.

WR-Darrius Heyward-Bey, OAK - Runs shitty routes and doesn't extend himself for catches.

Rest of Oakland Receiving Corps, OAK - Murphy was doing alright, but it seems he's receded and degressed.

Raiders' Coaching staff, OAK - Everything they've done this year.

Al Davis, OAK - I don't need to say anything, but I will. This douche has been running his team into the ground forever. "What more can I say?"

 

[1ke]

Niceee thread

Ex Chicago bears who have had moderate success elswehere.

 

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

RB Cedric Benson: I traded for Benson this week, and he immediately gets injured.
RB Ronnie Brown: Brown and Benson both went down and out with injuries within minutes of each other! DAMNIT!
RB Ricky Williams: Yeah...this is who I traded for Benson. Now Ricky will dominate while Brown is injured, and I got jack to show for it!