Grand Theft Auto V

[Swarley]

Time to cook the Bagel Bites while this bitch installs.

[Swarley]

Mmmmm...driving and shooting feel very nice. Definitely feeling the Midnight Club and Max Payne influences.

[JayDizzle]

JayDizzle's Excellent Adventure

I leave the house at 10:30, get to GS at 10:50 with no traffic in sight.

#60 out of the 200 that showed up (additional police officers arrived at the scene later on to get their freely comped copies like usual);

In front of me, two guys who spoke not one word of English but were burnin' through the evening minutes of their iPhones;

Behind me, a mouthbreather decided it was the perfect time to watch clips of Family Guy on his iPad and about half the kids from the local high school and/or military base.

EVERYBODY wanted a piece of the action.

What was better was seeing (not hating mind you, as it was cool that GS was even GIVING stuff away because they usually don't) a few special editions being given out to a lucky bunch that won the raffle.

Another few got some posters with one Air Force guy getting a wall hanger portrait of Michael that was bigger than he was.

And a carload of teens got a cardboard stand-in of the game box with the cover art on it and a picture of Franklin on the back.

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Hours later, I go inside the store with my receipt and whatever was left of my sanity (Bands may Make Her Dance but you can go fuck yourself, Juicy J)...



...and grab my copy with little-to-no effort; shit was fast and I was out the door a minute later.

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Some time later, I hit up the local gas station to grab some snacks (I failed at pre-planning beforehand ) and got this stuff:



-One beef burrito w/ cheese, beans and green chiles
-Two Krispy Kreme donuts
-A Strawberry Cheese Danish
-and a bag of Kroger brand Snack Mix

...the two sodas I got out of the fridge to go with my liter of Dr. Pepper got earlier.

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Now I have my copy:



...and I'm ready for the next big adventure.

[JayDizzle]

[Swarley]

Made it up to the north shoreline. Now it's time to find a convenience store to rob.

[BiggaAdams]

In line right now at the local Walmart. Kids here with their parents. Lot of stinky mua fuckas out tonight. Cot damn!

[Bane]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.. these random events are sick.

all of them arent so safe lol.

some bitch was like "help me help me.. this dudes beating my friends ass." so i follow her around a corner and BOOM, 3 guys with guns tell me to gimme my cash over.. im like fuck this and kill all 3 of them barely living lol.

[Swarley]

LOL, I pull up my friends list on the XMB and Jay is in the titty club.

[JayDizzle]

I knew it was gonna happen.

I told myself I wouldn't.

But I did it anyway.

Lost all my damn money in the strip club.

[JayDizzle]

LOL, I pull up my friends list on the XMB and Jay is in the titty club.

FUCKING GAME does that?!

 

[JayDizzle]

Apparently I have a new friend named Infernus now.

[XavierDZ]

Popped in GTAV about an hour n a half ago, still installing, about 1500gb left to install. Popped open my monster, ate the hot pockets because I was impatient. About time to kill what is left of my social life, you know pull the plug, no more life support, just DEATH BLIMPS AND BASE JUMPING-BYS!

[Vinsane]

GTA: Real Life.

Some dude decided that he was going to burn out from the stop light down the street all the way into GameStop. The Police Officer had been lighting him up since the road and this jackass just goes about his business like nothing is happening. Even BACKS his vehicle into a parking space. Cop runs his license plates and finds out dude is driving on expired tags, has underage girls in his truck and they've been drinking.

The entire truck load of them get escorted to the hoosegow via a second unit. I would've gotten pictures of the drunk bitches but after the first picture the cop warned me that it wasn't my business and any further attempt at capturing footage/video would result in me getting a ticket as well. Something along the lines of obstructing justice and privacy violations... I have no fucking clue all he had to say was "ticket" and I was done.

Anyways the entire GameStop line (100 people deep at this point) starts cheering for the guys in the Truck to "run" or, "attack that pig" to lose their wanted level. Ahh, video game nerds.

I get back into my truck.

An hour later another run through of Ontario's finest picks up a car load of brothers smoking weed in the parking lot and also nabs two dudes ducking warrants who were standing in line. OMFG how stupid do you have to be to show up at a midnight release while ducking warrants?

All in all it was a pretty eventful night. I got my copy around 12:10 and was able to make it home by 12:30 after a Taco Bell run.

I just got off my first night's bender and I'll have stories to follow...

[Vinsane]

Things I did in game:

Completed a few missions. Haven't gotten to Trevor yet.

Played fetch with Chop in the street until he was struck by a car and killed.

Visited the titty bar as Franklin and hit on a bitch named Cheetah. Cheetah takes two lap dances ($80) to get her interest level full and I come to find out bitch isn't down to fuck. Cheetah doesn't sleep around

Went back to the strip club as Michael and hit up a girl named Juliet. Juliet gets full interest in just one lap dance and I take her back to her place to fuck her brains out.

Got eaten by a shark.

Visited one of the rail cars to the top of the mountain to discover a fully pimped out "Sprunk" dirt bike.

Robbed a convenient store as Franklin. Shooting the clerk when I thought he was reaching for an alarm button.

Did some random car jacking.

Picked a fight with a bunch of hippies on the beach and whooped all their asses. Bums only had like $45 between them though.

Went back to Franklin's to find that Chop respawns.

Took Michael on a road trip up to Blaine County to explore.

And that pretty much concluded my first day of mayhem. I'm off for a six hour power nap and back at it tomorrow...

[Atom1]

First thing I did was change Franklin into a wife beater, white kicks, baseball hat, and some shades. I went into the kitchen and drank beer until I passed out and woke up in my bed. Then I went in to the living room and got smoked out with Franklin's auntie while watching some cartoon on the TV. Nice and stoned I walk outside, it was night time, I jack an old school hooptie convertible that was driving by my house and then picked up the hooker across the street near the liquor store. I take the hoe around the corner in an ally, get some head, bang her twice, then kill her and get my money back. I get a one star and decide to hoof it on foot, while running through the hood I accidentally bump into some gangsters (and hit the shit talk button) who proceed to pull out guns an kill me right in front of my house....Feels good to be back on Grove street!