Grand Theft Auto V

[JayDizzle]

So... Housebreaking missions are back.

With Trevor.

 

I finally get to Los Santos and my first Freaks mission with Trevor is the old English couple digging through celebrity garbage.

Eww.

Still, money's money and Trevor's not above doing business.

[mgoblue2290]

Playing as Trevor and just found an all male nudist cannibal camp/fort in the mountains. WTF

[Lupe]

Playing as Trevor and just found an all male nudist cannibal camp/fort in the mountains. WTF

What the fuck

[SethMode]

Are you actually shocked by ANYTHING in a R* game?

[mgoblue2290]

I sold them a drunk couple for 2 grand and then snuck in and started shooting the place up.

[JayDizzle]

Felt so good to go into Ponsonbys and buy up the place.

Dat 3 Piece Suit and Gators.

[Garrett67]

Okay, I have to get this. I can never do missions, I always just run amok and dink around.



I love flight sims, been a flight simmer for 20 years. I have to do this...


How to get a fighter jet

 

[Jayrock]

On the mission you steal the super cars I was going so fast into town that I got to part of the street that hadn't popped in yet and failed the mission.

Gotta find a way to fix the pop in. It's so bad for me.

[Sharkweather]

Well I wasn't planning on picking this up anytime soon, but the girlfriend surprised me with a copy tonight. I think she got tired of all my nerdy PC/sports games, and she likes watching games like these, the last one being Skyrim.

I suppose I can bring myself to play it.

[dave]

Well I wasn't planning on picking this up anytime soon, but the girlfriend surprised me with a copy tonight. I think she got tired of all my nerdy PC/sports games, and she likes watching games like these, the last one being Skyrim.

I suppose I can bring myself to play it.

Where's that "this thread is useless without pics" gif?

[mgoblue2290]

Are you actually shocked by ANYTHING in a R* game?

There was full frontal...

[Pitty]

So I'm toying around with the stock market, and its obvious you can manipulate car companies/air travel companies. However, I would like to play a deeper con, does the amount of murders I commit affect insurance companies? How can I raise the credit card and bank stocks? Time for some real theft.

[Villain]

So I'm toying around with the stock market, and its obvious you can manipulate car companies/air travel companies. However, I would like to play a deeper con, does the amount of murders I commit affect insurance companies? How can I raise the credit card and bank stocks? Time for some real theft.

Shut the fuck up. You can do this?

[Swarley]

Witnessed a shootout here in this little town. Ended up just waiting until it was over. Went down to the crime scene and stole a briefcase that had $5k in it. Police chased me for a good few minutes.

[krulmichael]

So I just played one of the "Strangers & Freaks" missions with Michael called "Grass Roots"...

 

I was NOT expecting aliens and a mini-gun. Shit was crazy. I'm kind of wondering now if anything special cutscene or anything happens if I would have let one of the aliens abduct me.

Michael had me rolling (no pun intended) the whole time, "I am such a pansy fucking lightweight" and then after telling the guy to stay the fuck away from him.