Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Lumpkin]

Somebody tell this Breann chick that there is a waiting list for Woy's cock

Lmao, In todays game vs. Minnesota Paulus threw a pick in OT and cost Syracuse the game. Looks like you've got an accurate portrayal of his ability.

[Woy]

No I meant in the last game. 5 catch 65 yards.

Read The Dark Side update again, please.

[RockSteady]

No I meant in the last game. 5 catch 65 yards.

Rodney - "Okay. I'll give you a five for 60 goal for that game. Not anything special, just want to see if you can get back on top of thing. Capiche?"

[packersfan4eva]

Woys gonna break up wit melyssa

[Woy]

I will update sometime tonight.

[Woy]

Woy, you've inspired yet another person to start a RTG. This time it's me. It won't start for a while but still just thought you should know so you can feel good about yourself or something ;)

My dedicated followers always make me feel good about myself.

[Woy]

Get a room.

That's funny, cause the room I was going to get already had your girlfriend waiting for me in there.
Just kidding.

[Woy]

You're trying too hard.

Fixed that for you "Mr. I got a 2200 or whatever on the SAT."

[Woy]

Tis is coming, hold your pants.

[DoubleDeuce]

This update better be fuckin sweet, or I will be disappoint

[Woy]

Update going on the next page.

[RKO BLACK RKO]

this shit is ILL

[Woy]

Let Down

at
Syracuse Orange (3-5) at Pittsburgh Panthers (3-5)

Woy's Word
With Breann basically wanting to be in my life again, my mind was obviously on other things besides the game. Delone saw that I wasn't in the zone - as some analysts like to say - and made his way over to my locker a few minutes before Coach came in to make his speech.

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"Dude, something up? You look like you're about to throw up any second."

"What? Oh, I'm good. Yeah, I'm fine."

"You really don't seem like it. Things going fine with Mel?"

"Yeah, yeah. Seriously brah, don't worry about it."

"Alright, alright. I was just wondering, geez."

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"Where's Breann at? She told me she'd be wearing a number 15 home jersey."

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"These are great seats, aren't they Dan?"

"Yeah they are hun. Can't believe you scooped these up. How did you?"

"Ethan got me tickets."

"So that's why you're wearing his jersey, right?"

"Yeah. You honestly thought he had a chance with me again?"

"Haha, I guess you're right."

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"What the fuck!? Dan!?"

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"Down, set, hut! Hut!"

"Paulus looks to his right, fires to Woy...and he drops it! Looks like the star freshman doesn't have the right mindset today as that is his third drop in the first half."

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"You sure everything's fine Ethan? That's another drop for you."

"Yes Delone, I'm fine."

"You hurt your hand or something?"

"Do I have to repeat myself? I'm fucking fine, God."

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"Woy drops another pass...things aren't looking good for the Orange's star player."

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"I can't fucking believe it. I really can't."

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"Delone Carter to the outside...he's to the 30, breaks a tackle! The 20, the 10...touchdown Syracuse! They take the lead, 15-14 with the extra point pending."

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"Ethan's not playing so well. Wonder what's wrong with him?"

"You're worrying about him too much babe, geez."

"Just because I don't have feelings for him anymore doesn't mean I don't care about him."

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"And that's the game, Syracuse gets back in the win column. 16-14 is our final here from Heinz Field."

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"You have one new voicemail."

"Watch your fucking back."

Syracuse 16
Pittsburgh 14


3 catches, 52 yards

[DoubleDeuce]

shit just got srs

[Justo]

aw shit Ethan bout to get dat ass spanked!!!