Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[packersfan4eva]

woy, woy, woy. ur gonna get ethan killed before long

[Woy]

woy, woy, woy. ur gonna get ethan killed before long

How? The guy's in South Carolina away from Rodney.

[Vinsane]

Is it me or did we never get Woy's Freshman totals?

[Argath]

Is it me or did we never get Woy's Freshman totals?

yea what the fuck woy? You fuckin slacker

[Woy]

Is it me or did we never get Woy's Freshman totals?

Look at the third or fourth post on the front page. I'm keeping track of his stats there.

Penn State won. Why no update?

Cause I got drunk last night and woke up at a friend's house.



I'll update probably tonight.

[goDawgs1433]

Almost to 5K woy...

[Woy]

Fuck updating tonight. I'm dead fucking serious.

[Woy]

Woy just told me over AIM that this chise is over.

It was so good while it lasted. Good job, Woy.

Dude, I'm not in the mood for bullshit.

[Woy]

I know, dude. I'm really sorry but I figured it would be easier for them to hear it from me and not you since your so emotional about it.

Haha I know. I'm not so much upset at the loss, it's just the way we lost. Our secondary is awful and this team is going in the wrong direction. I can't stand it.

Therefore, seeing that I'm not in a good mood, I'm not updating.

[Woy]

Its gonna be okay. Just imagine my avatar firmly gripping your penis, slowly moving her hand up and down as she inserts into her vagi........

I need to go out and get drunk again, that's what I should do.

[Woy]

I will update today.

[Woy]

Who the fuck are you?

Don't mess with Future. He's my boy.

[goDawgs1433]

"Disregard females...acquire currency."

[goDawgs1433]

...who proceeded to get beat by my Atlanta Falcons

[Woy]

The Pursuit of Happiness (Part 4)

"Hey Ethan."

Those words slowly escaped her mouth as her expression was one of shock.

"Hey Rebecca."

That shocked look turned to one of relief as I responded. Her warm smile calmed the little tension I had towards her for the situation a few years back.

"I've missed you."

Is that so? Two years ago you wanted me out of your life. Why the change of heart?

"Yeah. How have you been?"

"Oh, I've been alright I suppose. Why are you here in South Carolina? Shouldn't you be at Syracuse right now?"

"I took all my finals and got out early. Melyssa's uncle..."

That smile changed to a frown very quickly when I mentioned Melyssa's name. She couldn't possibly have feelings for me anymore, could she?

"...is sick and I came with her to visit him."

"Is that the only reason?"

You know how awkward it would be if I told her that I was thinking about transferring here? I couldn't possibly do that.

"Yeah for the most part. I decided to come up from where we're staying to visit the campus."

"Are you going to transfer here?"

"Maybe for graduate school if football doesn't work out."

Whew, nice save.

"Oh...I see. I think you would love it if you did transfer here."

"Yeah the campus seems nice, but I don't think I could leave Syracuse."

She started biting her lip - an indication that she was about to ask something she was nervous about.

"Have you thought about me at all?"

"What do you mean?"

"Like, have you thought about us? What would have happened if I didn't kick you out that night?"

I didn't want to talk about this at all, because it was a thing of the past. We don't all have time-traveling machines to go back and fix past mistakes.

"Why do you want to talk about this now? You made that mistake, and you can't go back to fix it."

"But I just want to know what could have..."

"But nothing! The past is the past. If you wanted me in your life still, you could have not reacted like you did. Yes, I made a mistake...and I kick myself for that everyday. But nothing hurts more than being kicked out of your house and told that you don't want me in your life."

"I didn't mean it..."

"Then why'd you say it!? You obviously meant it. You didn't even take into account that I was a young 16 year old kid when that shit happened. I was immature; I didn't know any better. What really hurts is that I gave you the money for the whole abortion and what did you spend it on?"

Rebecca was shocked when I brought to her attention my assumption about the money. Her eyes looking around and not focusing on me gave it away that she was about to lie about this.

"Yeah I spent it on the abortion. Why wouldn't I?"

"Are you sure about that?"

Her lip started quivering but she wouldn't give in. She was going to milk this lie for all it was worth.

"Yes Ethan, why would I lie to you?"

"Because you want me back and made a mistake by spending that money on something else. Tell me the truth; what did you spend it on?"

"The real question is...how the hell did you get that money?"

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"Here it is...oh my God."

"What Melyssa?"

"It said, 'Tell your boyfriend that I know about the money. And don't think that you'll be with him very long. I'll have him back.'"

"Rebecca."

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She does know about the money. I completely forgot about that.

"How did you find out about it?"

"Ethan, I have my sources. You realize I could turn you in and end your collegiate career, right?"

"Then why haven't you yet?"

"Because I still love you. I've never felt the same since you left. Now seeing you with Melyssa - someone that doesn't deserve you - makes me want you even more."

"What do you me..."

I thought things through and shut up. The more I pissed her off, the more in jeopardy my career could be because she could spill the beans. The comment about Melyssa really pissed me off, but I couldn't do anything about it.

"...you know what? I don't care what you did about the money. I'm done arguing. Bye Rebecca, have a nice life."

I figured she'd be upset, but her emotions really surprised me.

"Just leave, please."

I stood there in shock for a little bit, waiting for her to come back and apologize but it wasn't happening. Her graceful walk turned into a sexy march as she walked away in a huff.

Rebecca just made my mind up that I wouldn't be transferring to South Carolina. As I started up my car, I got a call from another familiar number...

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"What did I just do?"