Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

Like that would happen anyways....

Don't you ever underestimate me. ;)

Game update coming up.

[Woy]

Putting the update on the next page.

[Woy]

War (Part 2)

"And with that kickoff return, the Warriors explosive offense will start at the 30 yard line."

Right away I wanted to go at Cody and Coach saw that. He called some pass plays for Brad to choose from his wristband.

"500 Houston on two! Ready? Break!"

"You're mine Woy!"

"RED, SET, ONE, TWO!"

I took a quick step forward and looked back on a hitch route. Brad threw a bullet to me and after catching it, I juked out Swope before being hit by a linebacker after a gain of seven.

"500 San Fran on one! Break!"

"One to nothing now Cody."

"Lucky catch."

"BLUE, SET, ONE!"

I took off down field on a fly route and Brad was only looking my way. The safety started creeping over as the ball started flying towards me. I jumped up...

*CRACK*

...and caught it as Cody and the safety collided trying to drill me. While running towards the endzone, I laughed as I saw both players yelling at each other, and then I pulled a little Neon Deion highstep towards the endzone. The officials weren't exactly my biggest fans and threw an unsportsmanlike conduct penatly at me as I jogged towards the sidelines.

"What the fuck was that for Ethan?"

"I scored, didn't I?"

"Yeah, but you also cost us 15 yards!"

"And the extra point is no good. Everett leads our Titans, 6-0."

"That better not come back to haunt us Woy."

"It won't Coach."

I started to eat my words because on the following kickoff, Dane Diehl found a seam and scampered 85 yards to paydirt. Their kicker made the extra point and it was quickly 7-6 Tussey.

The game continued to go back and forth most of the night.

"Touchdown Everett! Ethan Woy with another spectacular catch!"

"Touchdown Titans! They cannot be stopped!"

There were multiple late hits, face-to-face confrontations, unsportsmanlike penatlies, and personal fouls. I was putting on a show for the crowd, catching 10 more passes and two more touchdowns. However, everytime I would score, it seems like the Titans would always have an answer for us. With 20 seconds left in the game, we were down 31-28 and the Tussey faithful chanting 'it's all over.'

"Red double reverse, on set! Ready? Break!"

A running play? What was coach thinking?

"RED, SET!"

The quick snap caught the defense off guard as Brad handed the ball off to John. John took off around the left end and as the defense started to chase after him, he lateraled the ball to Zach coming around the right side. The defense was completely confused and by the time they realized who had the ball, Zach was down the sidelines with no one catching him.

"...the 10, touchdown Everett! Everett takes the...wait just a minute folks."

That little yellow object on the field had the Tussey fans breathing a sigh of relief and the Everett fans shaking their heads.

"Holding, number 63 offense."

Our entire team was stunned. Not only do we lose the touchdown and the lead, but now we're moved back 10 more yards and with only five seconds left on the clock, we needed a miracle to win.

"Guys I'm sorry. Leonard was just too quick coming off the edge. I was hoping they didn't catch that."

"Don't worry Bill, we can't hang this on you. I've thrown some picks too."

"Wait a minute! We haven't lost guys. Call the play Brad."

"Okay Ethan. Hail Mary on one, what a fucking surprise. Break!"

I jogged to the line and saw Cody grinning from ear to ear.

"What are you smiling about chump? I already got 12 catches on you."

"Scoreboard bitch."

He had a point there. I just shut my mouth and waited for Brad to call the cadence.

"GREEN, SET, ONE!"

The snap was a little high from Brett, but Brad caught it pretty cleanly. He started to drop back into a seven step drop as the four receivers took off downfield. Our fullback John McFarland held off a strong pass rush coming off the edge as Brad heaved the ball in my direction. Cody and I were fighting for position as Dane Diehl came over to help as the free safety. I jumped up as I took a hit from Diehl mid-flight...

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"Swindell is in the shotgun. He drops back to pass and avoids an incoming pass rusher. He has a man open down field, and it's Woy! He lets it go..."

I had my guy beat on a fade route but Bradley under-threw me. I came back and went up to bring down the pass but at the same time, a Claysburg defender went to lay a big hit on me. I just got my fingers on the ball when I left the collison...

"And it's incomplete. Oh no, looks like Woy is down. It might be his collarbone..."

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...and caught it with Swope on my back. I stretched my arm out as far as I could and waited for fate to decide. Second after second felt like an eternity as I nervously laid there waiting for the official's signal.

"No touchdown ref! You can't give it to him!"

Suddenly, it was like the ref's arms raised to the heavens above, as he shouted...

"TOUCHDOWN EVERETT!"

The Everett bleachers went nuts as some of them started to try to make their way onto the field. The entire team, from the ones out on the field to the rest of the sideline, started running towards me yelling in celebration. I jumped up as Cody muttered a small "fuck you bitch" under his breath while walking off the field.

"Now's when the fun begins."

I ran over to the Tussey sidelines, mainly where Chris was standing.

"Oh, what's this? Could it be the man who lost a shitload of money betting against us? I'm only 17 and even I know not to bet on high school games."

"Shut up Woy."

"You want me to sign this for you? It's going to be worth a lot of money someday."

"Just make sure you watch your back at all times."

I laughed and moved my way more down the sideline. Eventually I got to the bench and just stared at the crowd.

"You got your win Woy, what more do you want?"

"To make you and the community remember that you never fuck with Ethan Woy."

The boobirds got louder than ever as I continued to stare down the entire Tussey team as well as their crowd.

"Now that's booing to my ears."

Fans were shouting insults as loud as they can towards me, but I didn't care. I got them back, I got my win, and most importantly, I got back the respect I deserve. Not shown so much on the Tussey side, but when I looked over my shoulder, I could see the Everett fans giving me a standing ovation and hear a chant slowly starting.

"KING WOY! KING WOY! KING WOY!"

King Woy, huh? I could get used to the sound of that. Eventually I made my way to Melyssa.

"Great game baby. We're definitely going to celebrate this."

"Can't wait hun."

I gave her a kiss and made my way towards the rest of the team. After a half an hour of getting congratulations from family and fans, I made my way into the lockerroom. The local press asked me some quick questions and then made their way out. I slowly started taking my pads off as some of my teammates had a nice surprise for me.

"Gotcha good fucker! Party at my house!"

Bill took one of the small Gatorade coolers and poured it over my head. Shaking off the cold liquid, I smiled and thought to myself, 'is there anything that can top this moment?'


13 catches, 250 yards, 4 TD

[goDawgs1433]

Doubt it. Awesome game and win.

[Woy]

You better have gotten those 2 tds, and you got the win, so its a win win

Shit, you reminded to me to post the stats. Thanks.

[goDawgs1433]

250 yards and 4 TD's? Hot damn, son.

[packersfan4eva]

jeezus, great game. just consider indiana. he'd be getting passed to 90% of the time, and he'd be in the big 10.

[LopaKa]

another great write up from woy. glad to see woy get the win over tussey. I like his attitude haha.

[G-men]

you should go to rutgers. who wouldnt want jabu lovelace throwing to them?

[Lumpkin]

BEAST part 2 was worth the wait

[G-men]

also great game against tussey.

and because of an absence of shwayzed...

cody swope gets so mad that woy completely tore him apart that he goes on a rampage. he decides to attack a random bystander on the street, who turns out to be sidney crosby. swope rips crobsy's skates out of his hands and slits his neck with them, causing crosby to bleed out and die.

[Woy]

No fackin waiiII!!!! Woy is such a boss pimp. Lmao.

I try, I try.

250 yards and 4 TD's? Hot damn, son.

What do I say? Woy shows up in the biggest games.

Oh lawdy. You should go to Virginia Tech. :twinkle: Numba one fan if you do.

They are being considered. Look at the Rivals page. ;)

jeezus, great game. just consider indiana. he'd be getting passed to 90% of the time, and he'd be in the big 10.

We'll have to see where he goes. Big 10 right now is a strong possibility.

another great write up from woy. glad to see woy get the win over tussey. I like his attitude haha.

He's a very confident young man. :D

you should go to rutgers. who wouldnt want jabu lovelace throwing to them?

We'll see. I like how everyone's throwing out their favorite school and saying, "go there!"

BEAST part 2 was worth the wait

Thank you Lumpkin.

also great game against tussey.

and because of an absence of shwayzed...

cody swope gets so mad that woy completely tore him apart that he goes on a rampage. he decides to attack a random bystander on the street, who turns out to be sidney crosby. swope rips crobsy's skates out of his hands and slits his neck with them, causing crosby to bleed out and die.

Lol. He should be around sometime.

Maybe another update tonight, depends how quickly I can write one.

[G-men]

i thought i did a pretty could job filling in though. ;)

[Shwayzed]

also great game against tussey.

and because of an absence of shwayzed...

cody swope gets so mad that woy completely tore him apart that he goes on a rampage. he decides to attack a random bystander on the street, who turns out to be sidney crosby. swope rips crobsy's skates out of his hands and slits his neck with them, causing crosby to bleed out and die.

Not bad.. but leave it to the pro's (me), kid.


Switching it up a bit. The hype for this game was so great, Sidney Crosby even bet BIG on Tussey to win at a local bookie. Once they lost, the bookie came banging on Crosby's door, looking for his money. Sid the kid freaked out under the pressure and mis-wrote his name on the check (lolz bookies take checkz?!). It bounces obviously and an enraged bookie comes knocking on his door. The panic sets in and Sid the Kid literally shits himself to the extent his bowels came out of his anus, causing immense pain and bleeding.


He would be found later in a pool of his own blood, with a scared look on his face as his bowels hang out of his anus.

[G-men]

Not bad.. but leave it to the pro's (me), kid.


Switching it up a bit. The hype for this game was so great, Sidney Crosby even bet BIG on Tussey to win at a local bookie. Once they lost, the bookie came banging on Crosby's door, looking for his money. Sid the kid freaked out under the pressure and mis-wrote his name on the check (lolz bookies take checkz?!). It bounces obviously and an enraged bookie comes knocking on his door. The panic sets in and Sid the Kid literally shits himself to the extent his bowels came out of his anus, causing immense pain and bleeding.


He would be found later in a pool of his own blood, with a scared look on his face as his bowels hang out of his anus.

i just died a little