Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[G-men]

i hope he gets the shit hazed out of him when he becomes a freshman in college. im expecting them to make Woy streak through the campus with nothing but Melyssa's thong on.

[Woy]

So that means 10:59 right? :elephant:

Probably. :tongue:

And G, don't worry, the updates get much better in college IMO. Just wait and see.

And the way my writing's improved throughout this, the sequel for NCAA 11 will be epic.

[G-men]

speaking of which, can we get a picture of what Melyssa really looks like so we can umm... better visualize whats going on...

nudes would be preferable ;)

[Woy]

Getting That Bling

After a memorable Homecoming, we played the last two games of our regular season. We achieved our first two goals of the season, winning against both Claysburg-Kimmel and Bedford, 28-7 and 21-0. That gave us the ICC championship and a 10-0 regular season, the first undefeated season in Everett history since 1967.

The awards kept on piling up for me: All-ICC first team, ICC Offensive MVP, and PIAA Single-A All-State first team. The regular season stats didn't lie: 77 catches, 1313 yards, and 17 touchdowns are pretty impressive. Rivals.com bumped me up to a five-star player and I was now the second best receiver in the nation, behind Reuben Randle. I was the hottest prospect in the nation and every one wanted a piece of me. Recruiters started showing up at my door, and in my classes. It was good to be Ethan Woy.

CP wasn't particularly happy about all the attention I was getting. He was still sending me money, but also sending me threats. Voicemails, text messages, letters - you name it, CP continued to say that I better go to Michigan or else. They were still my front runner, but going out to other campuses such as Penn State's, Virginia Tech's, and Syracuse's, made me realize that with the right offer I could easily jump ship. I wouldn't be making an early commitment and would drag my decision till LOI day. There were many roads I could take.

With our number one seeding in the district, we were scheduled to face the 7-3 Conemaugh Township Indians for the District 5 championship and a chance to play in the State playoffs. The game was getting all kinds of publicity; Fox Sports Pittsburgh would drop their local WPIAL broadcast to televise the game, and both a writer from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and the Philadelphia Inquirer would be there.

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"RED, SET, ONE!"

I ran an out route and as soon as I got my hands on the pass, I was drilled.

"I'm coming for you all day Woy! Your run is over!"

For most of the game, it seemed like that would happen. Their running game was tearing up our defense, their secondary kept on laying the wood on the other receivers and myself, and Brad was off-target with a lot of his passes. Down by four with 30 seconds left, Brad called a pass to me in the huddle.

"GREEN, SET, ONE, TWO!"

I took off downfield but my guy was right on step with me. Brad released a long pass and I got my hands on it when...

*CRACK*

The cornerback went to hit me low and turned my ankle. I slowly got up and I knew something was seriously wrong. Coach saw it too and called our last timeout.

"You alright Ethan?"

"I think I fucked up my ankle."

"Let's take a look...yeah it looks like you sprained it. Jordan!"

"Woah Coach, no. I'm not leaving this game."

"You can't even run Ethan. What makes you think that you'll be able to catch another pass?"

"I have an idea Coach."

I told him what play I had in mind and after some deliberation, he decided to go with it.

"Are you good to go Ethan?"

"Yeah, I'm fine Brad. Here's the play: New York Y Jet 1 Throwback on one."

"Holy shit, is that going to work?"

"If you have half the hands as me, yes it will."

"Alright, I got you. Break!"

I limped to the line and waited for the snap.

"Sorry superstar, looks like your high school career is over."

"We'll see."

"GREEN, SET..."

I started to go in motion.

"...ONE!"

Brad caught the snap and handed it off to me. I started to run around the right end where I had some good blocking. The defense was confused for a minute, freeing up Brad downfield. I let the ball go as soon as I got hit...

...Brad bobbled it...

...but brought it in with the defense behind him. He dashed into the endzone and the crowd went nuts. 16-14, a district championship and a berth to play in the State playoffs; incredible.

The student section started sprinting onto the field as the clock struck zero. All three of my goals were accomplished: 10-0 regular season, check. ICC championship, check. And finally, a District 5 title, check. I was limping off the onto the medal stand when I started getting interviewed by reporters.

"Ethan, how great is it to finally be on top after those two distarious years?"

"It feels amazing. I'm not sure if I can say this on the air, but oh well. We've been through hell the last few years, but we all made goals at the beginning of this season and we accomplished them. I'm so proud of this team."

"What's next Ethan?"

"Well, I'm first going to go to a doctor to see about my ankle. I'll rehab it and be ready for state playoffs. We get a week off before, right? Yeah, I'll be ready to go. Don't you worry."

"Any news on the recruiting process?"

"Yeah. Tell Rivals and the entire nation that Ethan is not leaving the east coast. Michigan is the farthest west out I'll go to school. Not to be rude, but can I please go celebrate with my teammates?"

"Go ahead. Thanks for your time Ethan."

"You're welcome."

I limped off the stage and the pain in my ankle was getting worse and worse. I better be ready by States...


5 catches, 63 yards, 1 TD

[Justo]

still lookin top notch Woy... you ever heard of Brandon Real?

[Woy]

still lookin top notch Woy... you ever heard of Brandon Real?

Thanks Justo, and no I have not. What school does he go to?

So thats why there is only one update left! You get all injured and choose not to play basketball. It all makes sense now.

Good update nonetheless.

Nice guess, we'll see if you're right. ;) And yes, one more update before State playoffs.

[G-men]

damn why couldnt Brad have dropped it...

[Justo]

Thanks Justo, and no I have not. What school does he go to?

he went to my school, West York and he was a fuckin MONSTER he was All-State all 4 years of HS im pretty sure.. i can't believe you haven't heard of him

[Woy]

damn why couldnt Brad have dropped it...

Because it's my story and I'll tell it like I want.

And oh yeah....STOP HITTING ON MRS JAYROCK! ;)

Me > You. ;)

In honor of this I made a defensive player just so I can have the privilege of killing Woy when he comes across the middle. ;) Still looking good E.

Thanks Josh.

Just caught up Ethan and it's still lookin' awesome.

Thanks Saints.

Nice update Woy. One more!!!

I know it's kinda just the beginning, but it seems like the end of something, you know? Anyways, good luck, and I'm REALLY looking forward to the High School Finale update

It's not technically the high school finale, just the last update before I'll actually be using the game. I have I think 8 more updates after the next one before I arrive at college.

[G-men]

bull shit...you'll tell the story however the fuck i want you to tell it, you here?

[Woy]

he went to my school, West York and he was a fuckin MONSTER he was All-State all 4 years of HS im pretty sure.. i can't believe you haven't heard of him

Nice. Where does he go to college?

[Shwayzed]

Hokay well.. I've been slacking and have two updates to unleash my fury upon.


Homecoming - Someone drives like a Maniac trying to get away from the cops, ends up plowinh their car into Sidney Crosby's. He flies through the windshield into the middle of traffic, being run over brutally quite a few times.. road kill.

District 5 Finals - Sid the Kid is incognito watching the game in the first row of the bleachers. After the game winning TD, everyone poured off the bleachers, knocking over Sidney and trampling on him.. killed by celebration.

[Justo]

Nice. Where does he go to college?

he's going to Bloomsburg on a full ride but he could have went D1. the reason he picked to go there was because Dan Haverstock our QB from 2 years ago is goin there and they're butt buddies lol

[Woy]

Probably two updates again today.

[Mit]

Nice update, Woy. Just read it. Sucks that you hurt your ankle, but you guys won the division 5 title, which was one of your three goals. Go win that state title now!