Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[Woy]

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[Woy]

Ankle Dilemma

The town was buzzing after our first District 5 championship in football since 1967. We were the talk of the county; Bedford Gazette did a few articles on the progression of our team, the senior class, and Coach Waltman. The following week - the bye week - I went to the doctor's to find out the diagnosis on my ankle.

"So what's the results doc?"

"Well Ethan, I'm afraid to tell you this..."

Shit, it's broken. We're not going to sniff a State title now.

"It's broken, huh?"

"Haha, you should have seen your face Mr. Woy. Your ankle is only sprained and it is healing with time."

"Whew, what a relief. Don't scare me like that doc!"

"Sorry Ethan. I'd advise you to stay off of it all this week - no practices, gym class, anything - and ice it every night. You'll be good to go against Bishop McCort next Friday night."

"Thanks doc, and don't worry. I didn't plan on practicing at all anyways, haha."

"Haha, I figured. I hated practice when I played as well."

We continued to talk for a little bit then I left to go up to the school to talk to Coach.

"So a six hour doctor's appointment, huh Ethan?"

"Haha, you read the note I sent in? It actually didn't start till about 12."

"Figured. You probably slept in, right?"

"You know me well Coach."

"So what's the extent of the injury?"

"It hurts a little right now, but doc said that as long as I don't put much pressure on it and ice it every night, then I'll be good to go next Friday."

"No practice?"

"Yeah. I'm pretty bummed about that..."

"Stop your lying boy, I know you too well. You hate practice."

"Yes, yes I do."

"Just try to like it a little more when you decide on a college. They won't give you the same treatment as we do here."

"Will do Coach, see ya."

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The week went by fast and soon enough it was the Friday of the game. I was still using crutches, and students were worried that I wouldn't play tonight. Luckily for them, I had a plan to show them my ankle's progress this afternoon.

"If you're a Warrior fan, come on and clap your hands!"

The cheerleaders were yelling, the students were packing the gym, and hell, even some members of the community came out to the pep rally for our team making States.

"Wow, quite a crowd today huh? First of all, I thank you all for supporting your Everett Warriors this year. It's been tough the last few years and you could have just lost faith, but you didn't, and we didn't. We've had the dream season: an undefeated regular season, and a conference and district championship. I could tell from day one of camp that these guys were focused and ready to leave a legacy of this year. We've had our share of good teams, but I can tell you right now, you are looking at the greatest team in Everett history. Now get pumped and rowdy! Give us a routine cheerleaders!"

The cheerleaders went through a few routines and the crowd was enjoying it. When they got finished, Coach decided to have a little fun with the crowd and hand the mic over to his star player.

"Here you go Ethan. Don't say anything too crazy."

"What's up Everett? First off, I'll touch on a little what Coach said. Thank you for your support this season, we wouldn't have made it this far without you. I always get a little more pumped when I see that sea of red at both home and away games. We'll need you to be louder than ever tonight. Speaking of tonight, you might be wondering if I'm going to play, especially when I'm still on crutches. Well, guess what..."

I held the suspense for a little bit before throwing the crutches across the gym. The crowd went completely nuts.

"...you're dang right I'm playing. This is the State playoffs, who wouldn't want to miss it? The ankle is still a little sore, but after wrapping it a few times I should be good to go. I want to see every single one of you there waving those rowdy towels and screaming at the top of your lungs. We've got the home-field advantage and we need to use it! With your support, we'll beat Bishop McCort...oh hell, I'll go even further."

I held up my hand and pointed to my ring finger.

"See this? I guarantee I'll have a ring on this finger by the end of the season. And no, Melyssa and I aren't getting married. We are going to win State, I guarantee it."

The crowd loved it when I guaranteed a state title. Coach didn't have the happiest look on his face, but I didn't care. I was loving the spotlight and needed a way to get the community as fired up as they could be.

"Thank you all for coming out and God Bless."

Little did I know, tonight I would be in for a big surprise...

[Woy]

lol, I just wake up and this is the top post in the NCAA forum. Great stuff Woy

...suspense! :O ;)

Suspense and cliffhangers, my specialities.

Dammit Woy. You just have to get all on your glory shit limelight bullshit. Your just a dumbass.

Congrats on tenth in CB messages though <3

Thanks. <3

First State playoff game will be up tonight.

[G-men]

how anticlimactic would it be if you just lost the first game and it was all over. that would be pretty damn funny.

[Deviant]

Finally read through all of this and caught myself up. This is pretty good and Woy is one cocky mother fucker. Better kick Bishop's ass in the game though and head to the Big Blue before Rodriguez screws you and leaves your ass broke.

Also, this way bugging me a bit: "Troy! Great game sweetheart." Was that supposed to be Woy and you accidentally typed Troy?

[Woy]

Finally read through all of this and caught myself up. This is pretty good and Woy is one cocky mother fucker. Better kick Bishop's ass in the game though and head to the Big Blue before Rodriguez screws you and leaves your ass broke.

Also, this way bugging me a bit: "Troy! Great game sweetheart." Was that supposed to be Woy and you accidentally typed Troy?

'Bout time you caught up. Lol.

Thanks Deviant, and it was supposed to be like that. She was yelling at her brother (Troy) then talked to me.

[packersfan4eva]

this is great. i hope he doesn't lose in their first game though.

[Lumpkin]

how anticlimactic would it be if you just lost the first game and it was all over. that would be pretty damn funny.

I would lol

[G-men]

i just wanna see him pull a romo and drop a wide open touchdown catch that would have won the game.

[Mit]

Good update, but damn you for the suspense! I wanna see what this big surprise is.

[Woy]

i just wanna see him pull a romo and drop a wide open touchdown catch that would have won the game.

You would.

i just hope he doesnt re-injure that ankle during the game and is out for the rest of the playoffs

I don't think that's possible in the HS playoffs. We'll see.

Woy injured for the playoffs + no scouts interested anymore = happy Coach Rod.

Very true.

Good update, but damn you for the suspense! I wanna see what this big surprise is.

I loves me some suspense.

I'm going to read through this.

Thanks lids, and once again, glad you're over here.

This shit gets better every update. I wonder what will happen when you go to college and you have to leave Melyssa? Hmm that's gonna be good.

Thanks man, we'll see.

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[Pats4Life]

This is good. :applause:

[Woy]

This is good. :applause:

Hey, looky there. Pats is back.

[goDawgs1433]

Update this shit again my nig

[Woy]

Update this shit again my nig

I was out for most the afternoon and now I'm lazy tonight, lol. Besides if you saw who I was with, you'd realize why I wasn't on VSN. [face_mischief]