Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

[goDawgs1433]

Please give me some updates tonight. [face_ignmischief]

Ethan, please tell me you figure that out.

[Woy]

Woy this is awesome!

Thanks lids, glad to hear your support.

I guarantee an update tomorrow before 3 EST. I work 3-11 tomorrow.

And Foster, I got it. [face_ignmischief]

[goDawgs1433]

[G-men]

oh come on woy you couldnt find it in you to advertise RU Ready...

and i thought we were SG homies

[Justo]

we want pics of who you were with...

[Woy]

oh come on woy you couldnt find it in you to advertise RU Ready...

and i thought we were SG homies

Sorry bro. It's the JayRock/Woy/cbgolfer ad collaboration. We made it up in the ChatBox. Maybe if your ass would be in there more, you would have been added too. :tongue:

Ya I agree with him, VSN should be the last thing on his mind right now.

This. Cody and Foster both know what's up. [face_we_need_IGN's_face_mischief]
We'll just say Ethan FTMFW.

tick tock Woy.......

lol, jk, take as long as you want. But just know I'm not the most anxious/willing-to-do-whatever-it-takes-to-get-another-Woy-update on this chise, lol ;)

*religiously waits for next update*

My mind was in other places last night. I'm good now, we'll have an update shortly.

we want pics of who you were with...

You got AIM? I can send them on there.

Update coming.

[Woy]

Five > Six

District 6-1 Bishop McCort Crushers (7-3) at District 5-1 Everett Warriors (10-0)

Woy's Word
Two words can describe this game; surprise and domination. The surprise in this was the way we won. 59-6? I thought the State playoffs were suppposed to challenge your team. We were on right from the start. John and Zach carried our team down the field for the opening touchdown and after Cory got a pick on the next drive, Brad found me for a 41 yard score. I had my usual game, but our running game was the reason why we won John and Zach each ate through the Crusher defense en route to 150+ yards rushing for both of them. On the local message boards there has been arguments to determine what district is tougher; five or six? Well I think we made a strong case to prove a point.

Everett 59
Bishop McCort 6


6 catches, 173 yards, 1 TD

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We were going through the post-game handshakes when I spotted a familiar face.

"Tim?"

Tim Lucko was one of my aunt's ex-boyfriends. He played linebacker at St. Francis University in the FCS ranks and he was one of the first people to get me into football. We always gotten along great, but with their break-up, I haven't spoken to him since 2004, when I went to Altoona to watch Bishop Carroll play Northern Cambria.

"What's up Ethan? I was thinking that receiver out there looked familiar."

"Haha yeah. I didn't know you became a coach for Bishop McCort. I thought you were still at Bishop Carroll."

"Nah, I got the same job offer here a few years back. Good timing too, Bishop Carroll hasn't had a winning season since I left."

"Yeah, that's great timing. Sorry we knocked you out though."

"Oh, we were supposed to be in a rebuilding year anyways. Next year should be our year though. What about you guys though? 12-0 now, huh?"

"Yeah, we've been pretty impressive this year. Finally got Everett back on the map."

"That's great. I saw that you were ranked as the number two receiver in the nation on Rivals the other day. No chance you go and save St. Francis's program, right?"

"Haha, no. Right now my top five schools are Penn State, Michigan, Virginia Tech, Syracuse, and West Virginia."

"Michigan? Thought you hated the Wolverines."

I trusted Tim with mostly everything, but I didn't feel like telling him about the money situation.

"Yeah, but I'm spoken with Rich Rod and he's got big plans for me in that spread offense."

"That's great. Well I got to head to the lockerroom to talk to my boys. Here's my number, stay in touch and let me know how you're doing once in a while."

"Will do. See ya Tim."

Besides my family and friends, Tim could be the only other person that would influence my college decision. We'll have to see what he thinks...

[Lumpkin]

I think I'm getting a feel for where this headed but with Woy you never know for sure

[Justo]

nice pdate Woy, but yea i got AIM for them pics... i added you to my contact list

[Woy]

Nice domination Woy; let's hope the Championship is more exciting than that ;) lol

Good stuff, as always. Can't wait for the "controversy" before the playoffs are over

I can't say, lol.

Nice game, i have a feeling something bad is gonna happen because of this Michigan thing

We'll see, haha.

Ethan we should play online some time. 360. ;)

No live bro. Not yet at least.

I think I'm getting a feel for where this headed but with Woy you never know for sure

PM me and I'll let you know if you're right.

Take the money... fuck Michigan... go to LSU, that should be your plan.

Hmm...catching passes from Jordan Jefferson? We'll have to see, thanks for checking in BC.

nice pdate Woy, but yea i got AIM for them pics... i added you to my contact list

Already done.

No update tonight, I'm beat from work.

[G-men]

im telling ya, you should go to rutgers.

[Herm]

shock em all and go to MTSU

[Woy]

shock em all and go to MTSU

Surprised you didn't say to go to Kentucky.

Working on the update now.

[Woy]

Fights and Blowouts

District 5-1 Everett Warriors (13-0) at District 3-1 Scottsdale Academy Eagles (10-2)

Woy's Word
Our Athletic Director warned us about this team. Scottsdale was an academy for kids that have been in trouble with the law, so you know they had a short fuse. After the first quarter, we were ahead 14-0 and some of their players started showing their frustration.

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"You're a little bitch Woy, you know that?"

"Don't be mad cause we're up 14 already."

"Bet you I can get you kicked out of this game you fag."

"I dare you to try."

He came swinging with a right hook but I avoided it. Before he was ready to throw another, the referee stepped in.

"Game misconduct, number 23 white."

"Fuck you Woy."

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After the little fight the cornerback tried to start, I went off on the Eagles defense. Two touchdowns in a row put the dagger in Scottsdale's heart, as I walked off the field knowing I'd be playing in the State semifinals next Friday.

Everett 45
Scottsdale Academy 21


7 catches, 135 yards, 2 TD

Top Five Schools
1. Michigan
2. Penn State
3. Virginia Tech
4. Syracuse
5. West Virginia

[Mit]

Haha. Game misconduct. That's why you don't fuck with Ethan Woy.