Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

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  • DoubleDeuce
    Spellin' n' shit
    • Feb 2009
    • 5873

    Woy you should take some notes from Seaofhawks in writing a great chise. He already has more followers than you.

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    • packersfan4eva
      Ryan Luxem
      • Dec 2008
      • 9052

      can't wait for the game. i'll bet the game comes down to the wire and u win on a last second touchdown pass that woy catches.

      Originally posted by Miggyfan99
      I would get fucked in the ass for WS tickets too... only if Miguel was playing though

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      • Woy
        RIP West
        • Dec 2008
        • 16372

        Originally posted by T.Dot
        Fuck d00kies
        T.Dot speaking da truf.

        Originally posted by Vinsane
        61 pages, so far. And just now getting to your first college game?
        Haha, I try. Thanks for checking in Vinsane.

        Originally posted by Apocalypse21691
        I can't wait for the game woy, i'm shooting you a pm right now.
        Nice to see you Sam.

        Originally posted by Lumpkin
        Looking forward to game 4-60 should come easy
        Hopefully.

        Originally posted by cbgolfer13
        Great update woy, can't wait for the next game. Btw if anyone hasn't seen it already woy has put little cliffnotes on each update so you can catch up or refresh your memory on his past updates. They are really nice. ;)
        Thanks Cody, and he's right. I threw some cliffnotes for future followers or in case you forgot what happened earlier.

        Originally posted by GilbertArenas0
        Woy you should take some notes from Seaofhawks in writing a great chise. He already has more followers than you.
        lulz.

        Originally posted by packersfan4eva
        can't wait for the game. i'll bet the game comes down to the wire and u win on a last second touchdown pass that woy catches.
        Hopefully I can just win the game, Syracuse isn't that great.

        Originally posted by Saints101
        Still lookin' good Woy.
        Nice to see you back Saints.

        Working on the update now, should be up within the next hour or so.



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        • Woy
          RIP West
          • Dec 2008
          • 16372



          First Game, First Win

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          Minnesota Golden Gophers (0-0) at Syracuse Orange (0-0)

          Woy's Word
          What an incredible rush I felt when I ran out of the tunnel with the team. Delone told me that he's never seen so many fans at a Syracuse home game before. It was like a sea of orange flooded inside the dome, a beautiful sight.

          Anyways, back to the game. We won the coin toss and after the kickoff, I jogged onto the field for the first time as a member of the Orange. I looked out into the crowd and saw numerous number 15 jerseys on the fans, including a whole section of girls sporting my name. Kind of nice, if you ask me. The first play though brought me into reality though.

          ...

          "Greg Paulus is under center for the first time in his collegiate career. He motions Williams...and takes the snap. He's in the drop, looks right, fires...and it's picked off by Traye Simmons! He's to the 20, the 10...touchdown Minnesota. What a horrible impression by Paulus on the first play, and the Golden Gophers are up, 6-0."

          ...

          Needless to say, I was pretty pissed and was going to let it known. I angrily unstrapped my helmet and was ready to chuck it into the Gatorade cooler when Delone stopped me. He reminded me that we still had all four quarters to play, so I shouldn't let one little play blow up the team.

          Later in the first quarter, I got open on a slant route and Paulus hit me, picking up 12 and a first down on my first career catch. That drive continued to look promising as we moved the ball downfield before Delone took a handoff into the endzone to tie it up.

          Eventually in the third quarter, I made my first mark on the Syracuse faithful. We were down 17-10, and it was third down. Simmons was matched up on me again, as Paulus called a play-action pass in which I would run a fade route - my favorite.

          ...

          "Paulus takes the snap, fakes the handoff to Carter and looks right. He fires it to the freshman Woy...it's caught! He's to the 10, and is in! Touchdown Syracuse! The first of hopefully many by the impact freshman!"

          ...

          The crowd erupted louder than a jet plane taking off it seemed once I scored. Mark it in the record books, a 23 yard catch was my first touchdown. Much to some of my team's displeasure, I did an un-Ethan Woy thing, and handed the ball back to the ref after scoring. Coach Marrone was pleased, but Delone gave me some hell for it - all in good fun though.

          Late in the game, I helped the team move the ball downfield with some clutch catches, which ended up in two field goals. Adam Weber and Minnesota couldn't get any offense going in the fourth quarter, and when the horn sounded, it would show that I won the first game of my career. Hopefully it would be the first of many in Syracuse blue and orange.

          Syracuse 23
          Minnesota 17


          7 catches, 99 yards, 1 TD

          Author's Note: I was going to use Kyhadley's logos, but it would be easier to use ignncaalogos off of Photobucket, since I'm posting this there too, lol. Also, if I didn't mention it before, I'm playing seven minute quarters on Heisman difficulty. No slider changes.
          Last edited by Woy; 08-12-2009, 09:11 PM.



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          • goDawgs1433
            Silver Britches
            • Mar 2009
            • 2698

            Nice win, Ethan.

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            • Vinsane
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 5971

              Originally posted by Woy

              7 catches, 99 yards, 1 TD
              This.
              25-02, 23:16 Yawkey Way celtics fucking suck

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              • Woy
                RIP West
                • Dec 2008
                • 16372

                Originally posted by Saints101
                Nice win man. Looks like you made the quota and you are going to be getting paid.
                Thanks.

                Originally posted by NicolasHRN
                Great game dude, this is awesome
                Thanks, love seeing new followers.

                Originally posted by weaver2121
                nice win. you got better than 4-60. hopefully he doesn't fuck u over.
                We'll find out next update.

                Originally posted by cbgolfer13
                Great game man, hope you do a little celebrating after, not too much though.

                Nice update, keep it up.
                Thanks Cody, we'll see what goes on next.

                Originally posted by packabacka19
                Nice win!
                Thank you.

                Originally posted by OGBrandC
                99 yards only? You under performed man! You're supposed to DOUBLE what Paulus told you! lol, good win tho man.
                Lol it was Rodney that told me, not Paulus. :tongue: But thanks.

                Originally posted by OGBrandC
                Oh and don't tell this to Paulus but...

                http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/...ity_paulus.jpg
                And you got a thanks for that, that's fucking hilarious.

                Originally posted by MartinStLouis26
                Dynasty Mode? boo! lol ;) (RTG presentation ftw)

                wtvr, I'll stil follow though... :D (Nice update btw Ethan)
                Woah, what? I'm playing in RTG mode, not dynasty. Where does it say that?

                Originally posted by goDawgs1433
                Nice win, Ethan.
                Thanks Foster.

                Originally posted by ray91192
                congrats on the win woy its about damn time that u play a college game lol
                Lol yeah I figured I held you guys away from the games long enough. ;)

                Originally posted by JayRock
                Great job. Glad you made it this far!
                Thanks Jay.

                Originally posted by Vinsane
                This.
                Like that player card Vinsane? Just made it out of basic Paint, lol.



                I'll have another update before I leave for work, so around 2 EST.



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                • Argath
                  $2 whore
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 9241

                  good shit. congrats on the win, hopefully the first of many to come. can't wait for the next update.

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                  • Woy
                    RIP West
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 16372

                    Originally posted by Argath2008
                    good shit. congrats on the win, hopefully the first of many to come. can't wait for the next update.
                    Thanks man, and hopefully there is many wins in the future.

                    Originally posted by MartinStLouis26
                    sorry Woy, but how the hell did you change the quarter lengths...!!!????? I couldn't do it when I tried to play my RTG, so when you said you changed the quarter lengths I assumed dynasty (because to my belief, RTG has had 5-minute quarters no mater what...can't change it.)

                    Then again, I haven't tried it for a couple days, so I'll have to take your word for it and...WOOT! Realistic stats for my RTG!!! :D
                    Oh shit, my bad. I didn't change the quarter lengths, I typed the wrong number in there, lulz. It is five, I guess I typed a different one cause I usually play with seven minutes in dynasty mode. This is in Road to Glory mode.

                    Update coming.



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                    • PEYMAN18
                      Suhn.
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1683

                      Nice Win. Looks like Woy is going to be a beast in the NCAA

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                      • Woy
                        RIP West
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 16372



                        Money in the Bank

                        It was about one o'clock on the last Saturday in August. A young man in his mid-20s is down in his basement clicking through channels as his friends are at different televisions watching different games.

                        "Damnit, why couldn't they have said which channel the Syracuse game was on?"

                        Finally after going through the list a few more times, he finally stopped on the game.

                        "About damn time. Probably was on commerical or something."

                        As the team ran out of the tunnel, one of the man's friends sat down beside him.

                        "So who's the client in this game Rodney?"

                        "Woy. Freshman. 'The second coming' according to most analysts."

                        "So I've heard. Goals?"

                        "Eh, went easy on the kid today. Four catches, 60 yards."

                        "Did you take in account that this is Greg Paulus's first game? Or that we're playing an underrated Minnesota team?"

                        "Shit, maybe I should have considered that. Oh well, that'll be one strike then."

                        "Woah, you mean if he gets three strikes..."

                        "Yeah, exactly. He'll perform though, I know it."

                        "Here's the kickoff. And we're ready for some football."


                        ...

                        "Greg Paulus is under center for the first time in his collegiate career. He motions Williams...and takes the snap. He's in the drop, looks right, fires...and it's picked off by Traye Simmons! He's to the 20, the 10...touchdown Minnesota. What a horrible impression by Paulus on the first play, and the Golden Gophers are up, 6-0."

                        ...

                        "Fuck!"

                        "You put too much pressure on this kid Rodney, look what he's working with."

                        "Paulus better get his act straightened, otherwise his ass is next."

                        ...

                        "Paulus takes the snap, fakes the handoff to Carter and looks right. He fires it to the freshman Woy...it's caught! He's to the 10, and is in! Touchdown Syracuse! The first of hopefully many by the impact freshman!"

                        ...

                        "And there it is!"

                        "Nice call Rodney."

                        "I call them like I see them. The boy's got talent; I knew 4-60 wasn't out of the question."

                        "You're just happy you covered."

                        "Not only cover; look at the screen."


                        ...

                        "That's Woy's fifth catch, and he's totaled 72 yards on the day. Nice first game so far for the impact freshman."

                        ...

                        "Damn, you weren't lying."

                        "And we still got a quarter left. I'm drooling over here."

                        "That would be because of the Playboy on your table."

                        "Haha, well that and plus all the potential money this kid could bring in for me. Woy could easily get another catch or two and that throws in an extra 500."

                        "And what about the kid?"

                        "We'll worry about his share after the game."


                        ...

                        "And with the horn, it's official. Is this really a new era in Syracuse football? Syracuse defeats Minnesota, 23-17, behind a solid performance on the ground by Delone Carter."

                        ...

                        "We might make a bowl game this year."

                        "Please, Minnesota was heavily overrated. What's the payout bro?"

                        "Lemme check his stats...seven catches, 99 yards, and the score. So according to my calculations, I'll be pocketing three grand."

                        "So continuing tradition, Woy's got 600 coming his way, I do believe."

                        "Correct. I give 20 percent of my winnings to the client."

                        "Sounds good. Now let's get out of here and celebrate."


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                        As the team was celebrating their win, the two offensive stars started talking about the game.

                        "Nice game out there D, you really carried us."

                        "I'm just happy to be playing again man. You didn't look so bad yourself. What's the stats again?"

                        "Don't remember."

                        "Bullshit, you were probably counting your catches in your head."

                        "Haha, maybe I was..."


                        Just then, I could hear my phone ringing.

                        "Just wait D, let me check this."

                        "great job out there today. look for 600 coming your way. whos ur roommate?"

                        Nice, I covered for Rodney.

                        "delone carter. why?"

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                        "Shit!"

                        "What Rodney?"

                        "Delone's his roommate."

                        "You better not let him tell D about the operation."

                        "I'll make sure of it."

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                        "make sure he doesnt know about this. dont ask, just promise me."

                        "okay."

                        I was really confused about why Rodney didn't want Delone knowing about this - kind of like he was singled out or something. Something tells me I got into a lot more than just a gambling operation...
                        Last edited by Woy; 08-13-2009, 12:54 PM.



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                        • PEYMAN18
                          Suhn.
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 1683

                          Nice Update. Wonder what's wrong with Delone? Don't get Woy in too much trouble ;)

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                          • Lumpkin
                            Lets go Mets
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 1813

                            Did Delone miss the year before with an injury? Just the way he said he was happy to play again made me wonder. One more question: Does Woy need to cover both the reception and yards spread in order to win?

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                            • goDawgs1433
                              Silver Britches
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 2698

                              Rodney doesn't like black people

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                              • Woy
                                RIP West
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 16372

                                Originally posted by PEYMAN18
                                Nice Update. Wonder what's wrong with Delone? Don't get Woy in too much trouble ;)
                                I'll try not to.

                                Originally posted by packabacka19
                                Awesome update!
                                Thank you.

                                Originally posted by BBoy15
                                not a bad first game, keep it up
                                Yeah, next week is against Penn State, so I don't expect a similiar game.

                                Originally posted by NicolasHRN
                                nice update
                                Thanks.

                                Originally posted by SKS
                                Is Delone broken goods or something? Nice update Woy.
                                That storyline will expand, don't worry.

                                Originally posted by Lumpkin
                                Did Delone miss the year before with an injury? Just the way he said he was happy to play again made me wonder. One more question: Does Woy need to cover both the reception and yards spread in order to win?
                                Yes, you are correct Lumpkin. And not neccessarily, but it would be nice if he covered both.

                                Originally posted by goDawgs1433
                                Rodney doesn't like black people
                                Never said Rodney's race. ;)

                                Originally posted by Saints101
                                LOL.

                                Good update btw Ethan. Looking forward to the next.
                                Thanks man.

                                Originally posted by Agent A5
                                uh oh! I wanna see where this goes.
                                So does all my awesome followers, haha.

                                Originally posted by MartinStLouis26
                                great update Ethan (Suspicion... lol)
                                Thanks Ian.


                                I'm finally eclipsing 1K posts on IGN, so I'm working on my 1K thread now. I just picked up the game before midnight after I got off of work, so I'll be playing that afterwards. So don't expect an update tonight.



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