Catching Controversy | The Legend of Ethan Woy

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  • packersfan4eva
    Ryan Luxem
    • Dec 2008
    • 9052

    Originally posted by GilbertArenas0
    Greg Paulus>Ethan Woy
    that would be a groaned post if we still had them.

    tough loss woy, i wonder what happens at 3 strikes. but what kinda goals did woy have? 9 catches for 122 yards seems pretty good to me

    Originally posted by Miggyfan99
    I would get fucked in the ass for WS tickets too... only if Miguel was playing though

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    • Woy
      RIP West
      • Dec 2008
      • 16372

      Originally posted by Argath2008
      they see me rolllinnn, they hattinnn
      THEY TRYING TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY.

      Originally posted by Argath2008
      oh damn, That one catch was all you needed. Damn that sucks.
      Yeah, and it was the game deciding one too. It frustrating in RTG mode how if you get hit while in the air, it's 95% of the time a drop - no matter how good your catch rating is.

      Originally posted by Saints101
      I'm pretty much speechless right now. First you complain when you don't get the ball then you get it and you fucking drop it. But let's consider that fact that you were wide open before.

      At least Greg didn't fuck up and get you your first strike. You gotta step your game up a bit now Ethan.
      Correct sir. Woy's gotta beast again.

      Originally posted by GilbertArenas0
      Greg Paulus>Ethan Woy


      Originally posted by Crimsion
      good shit woy
      Thank you.

      Originally posted by Stafford2Moreno
      "Check your crotch."

      "What!?"

      "Do it."

      "Okay, what's that about?"

      "You got balls?"

      "Yes..."






      lulz, great job Ethan
      Figured I'd get some lulz from that line.

      Originally posted by Yawkey Way
      76 PAGES OF AN EJACULATION.
      <3 you Yawk.

      Originally posted by packersfan4eva
      that would be a groaned post if we still had them.

      tough loss woy, i wonder what happens at 3 strikes. but what kinda goals did woy have? 9 catches for 122 yards seems pretty good to me
      Eh, the thing that pissed off Rodney was the dropping of the touchdown.



      I'm going to lift in ten minutes, then I'll be back for a little bit. I'm probably going out tonight, so no updates until possibly 1. However, you want to be here for the next update. Easily going to be the best I written and the next one after that should be even better. I'm going with a different point of view (sort of) in this next update, and it shall be epic. Stay tuned.



      ^ Shouts to MvP for the sick sig. GFX TEAM BACK

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      • DoubleDeuce
        Spellin' n' shit
        • Feb 2009
        • 5873

         
        Ethan quits football and starts playing tennis.

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        • Lumpkin
          Lets go Mets
          • Nov 2008
          • 1813

          damn 9rec 112 yards and you still got strike one!! those must have been some pretty lofty expectations

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          • Apocalypse
            Junior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 2243

            interesting..



            RIP West

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            • Woy
              RIP West
              • Dec 2008
              • 16372

              Anyone ready for an epic update?



              ^ Shouts to MvP for the sick sig. GFX TEAM BACK

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              • DoubleDeuce
                Spellin' n' shit
                • Feb 2009
                • 5873

                I'm very ready. Don't disappoint

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                • Woy
                  RIP West
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 16372



                  Rock Bottom (Part 1)

                  The once praised savior of the Syracuse program is now the university's goat. Fans are speechless after the sudden turn of events. As number 15 gets up slowly from his embarrassment and depression, Noel Devine walks by the fallen superstar, carrying a large object.

                  "Thanks for the drop Woy. Want a picture of the Schwartzwalder trophy by the way? This would be your only opportunity, cause we all know you're not going to beat us in your career."

                  Number 15 shook his head and finally got up from his depressed state. Head down, he walked slowly into the tunnel, feeling holes being burned into his back from the stares of disappointed fans. Some made it worse, by shouting obscenities and booing loudly. Finally, he found a little relief by making his way into the locker room.

                  The looks on his teammates' faces were priceless. They looked almost as disappointed as the fans did. Number 15 made his way to his locker, ignoring the encouraging words from tailback Delone Carter and the team's other seniors. Quickly throwing off his pads, he got in the shower to wash the failure of him, before making his way out to his car.

                  His phone was vibrating constantly, signaling the many text messages he was receiving. The first one was the text he expected from the business - "strike one." Scrolling through all the "you'll get 'em next time" and "keep your head up" texts, he came across one that startled him.

                  "Hey. We need to talk."

                  The number was vaguely familiar and he finally realized who it was, despite his depression - Melyssa. Because of the baby arriving around four to five months, she made it clear that she didn't want to be in a situation that would cause damage to the unborn life.

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                  "Well I was pregnant..."

                  ...

                  "Well, where's the baby?"

                  "Where's the baby? I didn't have the time for a fucking child! I got an abortion and had to work two jobs just to pay off the damn thing! And it's not even completely paid off yet! Now I've lost both of my jobs because I got into very vicious arguments with customers from all the stress that has been put on me, and the last thing I need in my life is you. I've gotten a new boyfriend who actually will support me and be there for me for whatever."

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                  This got our superstar even more "down in the dumps" as some say, because it flashed him back to a time where he made the wrong decision - killing an unborn child. Although technically it wasn't him that made the decision, he still kicks himself and regrets the situation every day. Chills went through his spine as the flashbacks played through his mind.

                  The tinted windows on his Pontiac made it clear that he did not want to be associated with at this time. Driving out to Melyssa's house, he turned on his iPod and hooked it up to the stereo. The first song that played on shuffle was irony at its finest.

                  "...that's rock bottom. When this life makes you mad enough to kill, that's rock bottom. When you want something bad enough to steal, that's rock bottom. When you feel you have had it up to here cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear, that's rock bottom..."

                  Finally arriving at the apartment just off of campus, he took a deep breath and gathered his thoughts. "Is this relationship in jeopardy? Did she find out about the tutoring visits with Britt? Is the baby okay?" So many questions, and so many answers - the reason why he was there would be revealed as soon as he opened the door.

                  She seemed alright, as her smile put a little grin on the fallen superstar's face. She gave him a kiss, and her own words of encouragement. As they both sat down on the coach, she turned to him and opened her mouth - revealing why she wanted him here so soon.

                  "I'm..."



                  ^ Shouts to MvP for the sick sig. GFX TEAM BACK

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                  • goDawgs1433
                    Silver Britches
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 2698

                    ...not pregnant and in love with you? Ready to get pregnant?

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                    • Apocalypse
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 2243

                      Wow.

                      WOW.



                      RIP West

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                      • DoubleDeuce
                        Spellin' n' shit
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 5873

                        ...post-op?

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                        • guchi45
                          I'm better than Woy
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 555

                          cheating? not pregnant? in love? not in love? not going 2 syracause? wonder what it cud be

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                          • goDawgs1433
                            Silver Britches
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 2698

                            For whatever reason, Woy reminds me of Eminem.

                            Guess it's fitting then that Ethan uses Shady lyrics all the time.

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                            • Justo
                              GFX Crew
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 3734

                              A LESBIAN!!!!

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                              • packersfan4eva
                                Ryan Luxem
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 9052

                                i hate when u do this. now i gotta wait to see what happens. probably melyssa says she's not in love anymore or something. that would really piss me off

                                Originally posted by Miggyfan99
                                I would get fucked in the ass for WS tickets too... only if Miguel was playing though

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