Originally posted by Franchise
~*~The Windy City Flyer | The Saga of Devin Hester ~*~
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How you gonna play this out ? on Madden ? Head Coach ?!?
Cuz if you edit Hester into a QB on Madden, you can't win a game !Comment
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this looks sweet, make atwann randle-el the other qb. or maybe it turns out d hest goes back to receiver, or something.Last edited by packersfan4eva; 01-11-2009, 09:29 AM.
Originally posted by Miggyfan99I would get fucked in the ass for WS tickets too... only if Miguel was playing thoughComment
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Season 1, Episode 7: In With the New
August 5,2008
The scene opens with Devin Hester dialing a number into the phone on his bedside.
Devin Hester:*talking to himself* Six-four-two-ah- and uh... seven!
Hester finishes dialing the number and on the fourth ring a tired voice with a slight hint of a Southern drawl answers
Voice: Hello?
Devin Hester: Hey-- uh-- Caleb?
Caleb Hanie: That's me. What can I do for ya today?
Devin Hester: Caleb... it's Devin.
Caleb Hanie: *gasps on the other end of the phone* De-de-Devin? Wha-what's going on?
Devin Hester: Hey, not too much man, just calling to see how things are.
Caleb Hanie:They're fine I guess. I have a tryout with Denver on Tuesday so I'm preparing for that.
Devin Hester: That's great man! Real talks, your my boy and I hope everything goes well for you. After you come back you wanna hit up a club or some shit next week?
Caleb Hanie: Uhh.. I guess so. My girlfriend Teresa is in Paris for a fashion consulting job so I guess it wouldn't hurt.
Devin Hester: Your the man C! Friday of next week sound good to you?
Caleb Hanie: Sure, but don't you have a game the next day?
Devin Hester: I don't want to even talk about the Bears. Jerry and Lovie really let me down with this piece of shit Humpheries guy. You'll see what I mean on Saturday. I have to talk to my agent about getting me out of this shithole.
Caleb Hanie: Do what you want man. Your an amazing player, I'm sure every organization in the league would kill to have you.
Just as Hester begins to answer back a buzz comes from the phone.
Devin Hester: Fuck! Caleb hang on a sec.*switches to other line* Hello?
Steve Humpheries: Devin? What the hell are you doing? Get your ass down here! *hangs up*
Hester looks confused for a second before it dawns on him that he has a team meeting that starting twenty minutes ago. He switches to the other line.
Devin Hester: Sorry C but I gotta go man. If I don't talk to you good luck with your tryout and I'll see you Friday. *hangs up, gets dressed and hurriedly runs out of his room taking stairs two at a time to get to the meeting.
Hester gets to the bottom of the stairs, catches his breath and uses his 4.25 speed to reach the dinning hall door. Hester pushes open the door and is confronted by stares from twenty men assembled around two large tables with Humpheries standing stern-faced at the head of one of them.
Steve Humpheries:*sarcastically* Oh look guys here comes our star now. Thirty minutes late. And why oh great one is the reason for this tardiness if your humble subjects may ask?
Devin Hester:*scowls* Fuck you coach. *sits down in an empty spot in the corner beside Zack Bowman and an African-American man with a shaved head, a short stature and hunched shoulders.*
Player: *sarcastically* Well, I'll be, it's Devin Hester!
Devin Hester: Fuck you man. You wanna start shit let's go. I ain't in the fucking mood for bullshit son.
Player:*coolly* Let's go bitch. I don't take shit from anyone much less a young buck who ain't done shit in the NFL.
Devin Hester:*stands up* Let's go mu' fucka.
Steve Humpheries:*cuts in from top of the table* Well, Devin it looks like you met your co-quarterback.
Devin Hester:*looks at Humpheries with pure hatred.* Who is this little bitch. Fuck, thee table's taller then him.
Player: Watch who your talking to son.
Devin Hester:*turns around and looks at the player* Let's go bitch. I'm tired of your shit you short bitch.
Steve Humpheries: Devin, Dante. Control yourselves. After all we wouldn't want to injure our two key players over a short squabble like this would we?
Both Hester and Dante glare at each other until Hester breaks the silence.
Devin Hester: I suppose your little bitch ass is Dante Hall.
Dante Hall: Fucking right coon and I'll make it clear. This position is mine, the only thing you'll do is warm my seat on the bench. You got that son? Good.
Devin Hester:*body is shaking with anger and his fists are clenched at his sides. His knuckles are white with tension* Fuck you n****r.
Dante Hall: Don't talk to me like that, little bitch. Don't you have some water to get me or some shit?.
Hester throws a punch but center Olin Kreutz blocks it. Before Hester can turn on Kreutz, Humpheries cuts in.
Steve Humpheries:*points to the door* Get out Hester. You're benched for Saturday's game. Now get the FUCK out of my sight NOW.
Hester shrugs, glares at both Hall and Humpheries with pure hatred and pushes open the door angrily. As Hester walks back to his room he talks to himself.
Devin Hester: That bitch will get what's coming to him no doubt. Mu' fucka better watch his back...
This season in the Windy City was going to be very interesting on the offensive side of the field.Comment
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man dude, d hes is a bitch in that last post
Originally posted by Miggyfan99I would get fucked in the ass for WS tickets too... only if Miguel was playing thoughComment
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I know,lol
He is not very happy with the goings on in Chicago at the moment, let me tell you.
Oh and just to let ya'll know Hester is not actually a dick. In the previous update he likes Hanie so he's cool with him but he isn't too happy with the organization so he shows it.
Get where I'm going?
We are only seven updates in so you cannot fully grasp Hester's personalty.
Just trust me the character will not be a dick like this foreverLast edited by T.Dot; 01-11-2009, 08:57 PM.Comment
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