The Poke'chise: Kush Ketchum's Stoner Adventures

[j.hen]

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[j.hen]

Our Hero: Kush Ketchum has been living in his mom's basement for far too long. His days of selling pot to the pre-teen Pokemon trainers who live in his neighborhood of New Bark Town are coming to an end. And it just so happens Kush lives next door to a Pokemon Lab where Professor Elm shuts em down and opens up shop.

One evening while Kush is on his way to deliver the stash for some cash, he's stopped by the Professor who asks him to run an errand in exchange for a Pokemon all his own! Kush -- stoned out of his mind -- accepts in a panic, then heads inside Elm's Lab to select his new companion..

Prof. Elm hard at work

... And so the Adventure Begins!

From Johto to Kanto, The Elite Four, and everywhere in between. Will our hero be able to put down the ganja long enough to throw the Pokeball and catch em all??? Get to know Kush Ketchum as we follow him on his Fantastic Voyage from slacker basement drug dealer to Pokemon Master!

Episode 1: Bong Water, I Choose You!
Out Now!

[LopaKa]

EPIC!!!!

[SHOGUN]

I can't wait. Pokemon GB series is still my shit.

[Sharkweather]

This is going to be awesome.

[packersfan4eva]

I'm definitely following this. Lol

[Tearz49ers]

I am following this to

[Woy]

J HENNESSEY

[j.hen]

I'm chillin in the basement one night -- zonked the fuck out -- when I get a text from a client. It's one of the kids in my neighborhood, he swears he's 17 but there's no way he's older then 13...

Anyways he says his grandma gave him $300 bucks for when he starts his Pokemon journey and he's decided to spend it all on an ozone instead. Nice. Grab an ounce of that snicklefritz after making sure to take a bong rip on the way out and head to this kid's house.

After walking a few feet from my house I soon wondered why I allowed myself to be outdoors while I was this high. To make matters worse I see this douche in a lab coat approaching me.

His name was Professor Elm.. Not sure the exact details on what he had to say. I know it involved him giving me a Pokemon from his lab if I did an errand for him.. Sounded fishy and I was on guard incase of a rape attempt.

We get in the lab and he lets me choose a starter. I go ahead and take a Totodile and then get to pick a nickname for it if I want. The first name that came to my head was Bong Water. Let's go with that.

Bong Water the Totodile

So me and B-Dub head out in the moonlight to Mr. Pokemon's house to see what his new discovery was -- another possible rape trap? -- Bong Water and I somehow stumble our way in the dark to this guy's old ass house in the middle of the woods.

I knock on the door to the house even though I'm tripping balls, and another guy in a lab coat answers the door:

Prof. Oak the Original Gangster

Professor Oak is at Mr. Pokemon's house for who knows what reason. I manage to retrieve the Pokemon Egg from Mr. Asshole and am headed out when Oak stops me and gives me the Pokedex. Score.

Pokedex

When I'm heading back to Elm's Lab I get a call from him. He's flippin' shit. Turns out some punk ass kid named Weed stole one of his Pokemon... Shit just got real.. And as luck would have it I happen to run into a punk ass kid named Weed on my way back:

The stolen Chikorita and Weed

After Bong Water smashes his lame Chikorita the kid runs off like a jackass. Guess he's not giving it back..
So I get back to the Lab and Elm is still shook up and talking to a police officer. He's even more shook after I show him the egg from Mr. Pokemon. He takes the Pokemon egg to study and gives me some Pokeballs so I can finally start catching em all!

Elm goes on to say that the nearest gym is a short trek away.. Time to do work and become a Pokemon master! ...right after I try getting my new friend high first..

Episode 2: Kush Catches Some Poke'mon!
Out Now!

[Berowsk]

Great shit.

[T.Dot]

dude plz finish this, one day i wanna get really ripped and read this shit lol

[DoubleDeuce]

Potential to be the best ever. Definately following

[James2Stapleton]

this got me in the mood to download the emulator

[j.hen]

this got me in the mood to download the emulator

That's exactly what i'm going for.

[Miggy]

Totodile FTW