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On the trek to the next town we stumbled upon an old abandoned tower. Sprout Tower. Before I got up to go inside I was delighted to see a new Pokemon! This son of a gun even gets a nickname:
Meet Reefer the Growlithe
After Reefer passed initiation into the team, we headed into Sprout Tower. An old man on the top floor hands out an HM to the trainers that beat him. I wouldn't realize how many old bald men I would soon see all in one place.
Sprout Tower = Huge Bellsprout Orgy
Evidently this tower is so old that the motherfucker shakes whenever there's a Pokemon battle. Well Reefer and Spliff had that place pop, lock and dropping. We made it easily to the top and was just in time to catch that punk bitch Weed finish his battle. He got in my grill talkin' about some bullshit and then turned around and bailed out on an escape rope.
After smashing that old dude's Bellsprout in the final showdown the Caterpie I caught earlier managed to evolve into the mobster that is Metapod! Dude goes hard.
Evolution!
When we left Sprout Tower it was just about dawn. We're creeping along, puff puff passing, when an asshole gang banger yells at us. He says he's guarding the entrance to this well and he's with Team Rocket. Just as I'm coming back down to earth and going to respond, some old man tackles this asshole down into the well. Pretty sure I heard his spine crack when they hit the ground too.
Punk Ass Team Rocket
I head down the ladder hopeful to see my first dead body but am sadly disappointed when I see that the old man is still alive. He says he's hurt and cant take care of these scoundrels and asks for me to handle it. So me and Bong Water handlez it. Had those fools running away in a mad minute. Water Gun too and fro. Time to roll into Azalea Town and snag that Hive Badge. That fool Weed better not come around either..
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Episode 4: Another Badge, Another Showdown!
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