Nuk's 20 Worst Bands of All-time.

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  • Nukleopatra
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    • Nov 2008
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    Nuk's 20 Worst Bands of All-time.



    Nuk's 20 Worst Bands of all-time.

    This list will contain some of the shittiest shit that you can imagine ever being signed by a label. Let me point out, that I avoid listening to today's music for the most part, so there's going to be a lot of bands that slip by, due that reason alone. I have had the displeasure of hearing a handful of bands that can be considered as recent, I guess - and it wasn't pretty. I assure you, no band was judged by one song, or one video - I have listened to at least two full albums, or more. As a guitar player, it helps having a great ear, but it can also be a curse, because we don't hear things the same way - when I hear bad music, it's 10x worse. There's going to be some bands on here that you know, some you don't, and there might even be a band where you find yourself thinking - ''Gee, I like those, guys.'' If you honestly like any band on this list, and you have the e-balls to admit it, you'll get a well deserved ''Thanks.''

    Each band will include one full length video - If you can't get yourself to click the video, I understand, because it only took me 30 seconds to regret clicking the link myself. But if you need some ''lulz,'' or you're just curious about how bad the band really is, please, enjoy. At the very least, you'll get a few laughs out of it. I'll begin adding bands shortly.
    Last edited by Nukleopatra; 02-12-2010, 03:10 PM.
  • Senser81
    VSN Poster of the Year
    • Feb 2009
    • 12804

    #2
    I am hoping to see a Crash Test Dummies or Blind Melon mention....

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    • DoubleDeuce
      Spellin' n' shit
      • Feb 2009
      • 5873

      #3
      Definitely following

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      • Palooza
        Au Revoir, Shoshanna
        • Feb 2009
        • 14265

        #4
        subscribed.

        :heart: nuk lists

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        • Nukleopatra
          Posts a lot
          • Nov 2008
          • 4365

          #5
          #20.



          Motley Crue.

          I've always considered ''Motley Crue'' as one of the most overrated bands of all-time, even though more often than not, you'll see them on most music experts trash lists. They looked like shit, they played like shit, they sound like shit. Back in the 80s, the hip thing to do was to find four of the most untalented members, slap on some cheap make-up, about 20 cans of hairspray, and spew out some of the cheapest lyrics and guitar riffs imaginable. Also, Lita Ford was a fine example of why a female heavy metal singer isn't such a great idea. Motley Crue obviously missed the memo.

          Positives: When your band is more known for the size of the drummers dick, you aren't going to find many positive things to add. They were an all-around bad band. And what's with the guitar players face?

          [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJe77IO10hs]YouTube - Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill[/ame]

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          • Sharkweather
            Senior Member
            • Jul 2009
            • 8906

            #6
            Over/Under how many bands on this list I like. I'll put it at 7.

            Already at 1.

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            • DoubleDeuce
              Spellin' n' shit
              • Feb 2009
              • 5873

              #7
              I actually liked a few of their songs.

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              • Nukleopatra
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                • Nov 2008
                • 4365

                #8
                #19.



                Journey.

                Journey was formed by former members of Santana, best known for guitarist Neal Schon. Growing up, I was forced fed this shit on a daily basis. My mother loved Journey, my sister loved Journey, and my father loved Journey. However, there was always something standing in my way from ever really liking the bands music - and yes, they did make some good songs, and they are far more musically gifted than my #20 band, but again, there's that one thing that always stood in my way from actually appreciating anything these guys ever did... and that would be lead singer, Steve Perry. One music expert put it best, when he described Perry's vocals as ''nails going down a chalkboard.'' Until I read that, I never could quite place the annoyance in Perry's voice. But yeah, that is exactly the experience I have to this very day, whenever I hear a Journey song. The only thing worse than hearing this guy sing, is looking at him on stage. You think Billy Squier looked bad? Check this fucking guy out.

                Positives: Neal Schon. Talented guy.. Worked his ass off since he was 15. The band was musically gifted, so I'm not taking that away from them, and they did manage to throw out a few decent songs - but Steve Perry is more than enough to throw them at this spot.

                [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=barLaHrtvoM]YouTube - Journey - Don't Stop Believing (Live)[/ame]

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                • Palooza
                  Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 14265

                  #9
                  he went there.

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                  • Sharkweather
                    Senior Member
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 8906

                    #10
                    And we are at 2.

                    I think I'm easily going to go over 7.

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                    • Leftwich
                      Bring on the Season

                      • Oct 2008
                      • 13700

                      #11
                      I like Journey only cause my Aunt "dated" Steve Perry before he was famous.

                      Originally posted by Tailback U
                      It won't say shit, because dying is for pussies.

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                      • DoubleDeuce
                        Spellin' n' shit
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 5873

                        #12
                        I haven't heard much of their stuff, but Don't Stop Believing > this topic so far.

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                        • Sharkweather
                          Senior Member
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 8906

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DoubleDeuce
                          I haven't heard much of their stuff
                          Any Way You Want It, Wheel In The Sky, Faithfully, Open Arms.

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                          • DoubleDeuce
                            Spellin' n' shit
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 5873

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hova
                            Any Way You Want It, Wheel In The Sky, Faithfully, Open Arms.
                            Yeah I've heard their biggest hits, but that's not much of their stuff.

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                            • leaffan
                              Colton Orr Fan
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 11082

                              #15
                              Motley Crue has always been garbage in my mind and Journey was always hugely overrated in my opinion.

                              So far I agree.

                              Leafs offseason training!

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