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3 out of 4.
It was a nice surprise.Comment
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The sad thing is, the second Tales From the Crypt movie is even chessier.Originally posted by PEYMAN18
Tits, gore, sex, tits, etc.
I say "tits" twice because most of the female characters in the movie are topless for a majority of the screen time.
As for Demon Knight, Billy Zane practically owns the movie so take that for what you will.Comment
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Bordello of Blood FTWComment
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1 out of 4.
Yeah. It was as bad as people made it out to be.Comment
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2.5 out of 4.Comment
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Went with a double header tonight, but should have stopped at Zombieland.
1.5 out of 4.
Not only did I guess the ''twist'' during the fucking trailer, but my favorite part of this one was, when the killers actually have a conversation with each other about who the killers are. Holy mother of Christ.Comment
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You have better skills than I then. I liked that movie a lot, twist got me big time.
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No skill needed. You go into every movie like that, guessing the least likely dweebs. If you still can't guess who the killers are (yeah right) they give it away at the ''worthy of framing'' comment. What are you going to tell me next? You didn't know the guy on the floor in Saw, was the killer? These people are so fucking desperate to shock us, they think of the dumbest, most pathetic twists they can think of.... Unknown to them, those twists end up being the easiest to guess.... Yes, I knew the killer was the guy on the floor, long before the twist was revealed (in ''Saw''.)
A Perfect Getaway's twist, with the whole conversation scene, is without a doubt, one of the worst fucking twists I have seen in my life. I actually came away insulted by it. I mean, I can live with the fact we guess the killers within 2 minutes, but to throw a scene that pathetic in our faces, is beyond laughable - It's insulting.Last edited by Nukleopatra; 11-04-2009, 04:20 AM.Comment
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2.5 out of 4.
I had no choice but to look the twist up on the internet beforehand, because no way in hell was I going to sit through 2 hours of this, and find out that Esther has a mini dick (Sleepaway Camp.) Fortunately, the twist was very original, and for once in several years, I would not have been able to guess the ''secret.'' Knowing ahead of time did take something away from the movie, so I suggest not looking it up. The twist, is of course, somewhat ridiculous, but no dumber than ''Saw'' and ''A Perfect Getaway.'' At least ''Orphan'' would have left me guessing until the very end, unlike ''Saw,'' where I said to my girlfriend ''it's the dead guy on the floor'' moments into the movie. They can thank Isabelle Fuhrman for the score, because she stole the show.
Decent movie, not anything special.Comment
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I watched Trick 'r Treat last night. Alright movie. It's not like the typical horror movies that have been released recently and is probably better than most of those. That's not saying much though. Overall, pretty meh on this one.Comment
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3.0/5 Entertaining but nothing that will change you.
Zombieland
Plot: The earth has lost the majority of it's population to an infection which turns you into a zombie. Insert ragtag group of people that do not like each other at the beginning and become a family later on after their trials and tribulations, you have zombieland.
The Good: Bill Murray, his part of the movie was probably the funniest all around. of course emma stones fine ass also...
*spoiler*
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Formerly known as Peppers90
back in the 808Comment
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This bad boy
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