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  • Tailback U
    No substitute 4 strength.
    • Nov 2008
    • 10282

    Wow 9/10. I saw it at the video store and thought about it long and hard but decided to go with Fifty Dead Men Walking, which was average.

    I'll have to check it out now.

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    • Esjay
      Luck2Hilton
      • Feb 2009
      • 2328

      Dell, have you ever seen What Happens in Vegas? If so what did you think?

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      • Fox1994
        Posts too much
        • Dec 2008
        • 5327

        It's got a chick flick undertone, but it's also hysterical.

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        • strahanfan92
          Meat
          • Aug 2009
          • 5456

          This is exactly how I described the ending to one of my friends a couple weeks ago...



          Through a skillfully ambiguous ending, we're not sure whether to feel happy or sad for him even though he is inexplicably happy.

          Great movie.. but kind of a downer as a whole..

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          • Esjay
            Luck2Hilton
            • Feb 2009
            • 2328

            Originally posted by Fox1994
            It's got a chick flick undertone, but it's also hysterical.
            Yeah I watched it with a ... 'lady friend' the other night and was pleasantly surprised. The movie needed more of his friend and her friend fighting though, lol. They cracked me up.

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            • NAHSTE
              Probably owns the site
              • Feb 2009
              • 22233

              Originally posted by dell71


              MY SCORE: 9/10
              Wow you got to that one fast. It's extremely well done, you can't really pick out a flaw in the movie, but it's hard to recommend to someone. It's one of those movies which has the sole purpose of commenting on one type of person, and uses the plot to do so.

              I really didn't care how the movie ended, I got the point well before then. A very good movie but not one I'll be watching again anytime soon. I did think Oswalt was great though.

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              • dell71
                Enter Sandman
                • Mar 2009
                • 23919

                Originally posted by Esjay
                Dell, have you ever seen What Happens in Vegas? If so what did you think?
                Not yet.

                Originally posted by NAHSTE13
                Wow you got to that one fast. It's extremely well done, you can't really pick out a flaw in the movie, but it's hard to recommend to someone. It's one of those movies which has the sole purpose of commenting on one type of person, and uses the plot to do so.

                I really didn't care how the movie ended, I got the point well before then. A very good movie but not one I'll be watching again anytime soon. I did think Oswalt was great though.
                Found a good copy online. But yeah, I really really liked it...just can't say I'm in a hurry to see it again.

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                • dell71
                  Enter Sandman
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 23919


                  The International
                  Directed by Tom Tykwer.
                  2009. Rated R, 118 minutes.
                  Cast:
                  Clive Owen
                  Naomi Watts
                  Armin Mueller-Stahl
                  Ulrich Thomsen
                  Brian F. O'Byrne
                  Luca Barbareschi
                  Michel Voletti
                  Ahmet Sunay

                  Plot: Interpol agent Louis Salinger (Owen) seeks to expose an international illegal arms ring he believes is tied to one of the largest banks in the world, with the help of New York DA Elanor Whitman (Watts).

                  The Good: Here, we have an international conspiracy movie that knows how to string us along. It gives us a nicely played cat and mouse. In this case, the mouse has hitmen all over the world. Of course, this gives us a trail of dead bodies to follow. The investigation seems to hit a number of dead-ends and seems doomed. This cranks up the tension amongst the good guys and causes lots of infighting. It's just a slickly produced investigative thriller that plays on our recession angst to keep us on the edge of our seats. And the one real action scene we get is an outstanding shootout.

                  The Bad: The longer it goes, the more of a paint-by-numbers job it becomes. We know what's going to happen with every lead and we know where the trail takes us. Our villains aren't strong enough characters to overcome this. On top of this, the way the film ends creates a feeling of pointlessness to the whole affair. I get that that's what they were going for but it still feels unsatisfying.

                  The Ugly: How the first guy dies.

                  Recommendation: If you like spy thrillers (though, our guy isn't really a spy), or subscribe to the belief that all banks are crooked (who doesn't?) then this should appeal to you. Clive Owen fans should have at it, as well. He gives a nice performance as a character more fragile in his sanity than his usual role.

                  The Opposite View: Simon Weaving, Screenwize

                  What the Internet Says: 6.6/10 on imdb.com (2/5/10), 59% on rottentomatoes.com, 52/100 on metacritic.com

                  MY SCORE: 6.5/10

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                  • Palooza
                    Au Revoir, Shoshanna
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 14265

                    Naomi Watts' character in The International pissed me off so much. Her lines were so stale and lame. Really bothered me.

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                    • dell71
                      Enter Sandman
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23919


                      Tromeo and Juliet
                      Directed by Lloyd Kaufman.
                      1997. Rated R, 107 minutes.
                      Cast:
                      Jane Jensen
                      Will Keenan
                      Valentine Miele
                      William Beckwith
                      Sean Gunn
                      Debbie Rochon
                      Flip Brown
                      Earl McKoy
                      Wendy Adams

                      This is simply the most bizarre adaptation of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" you'll ever see. It's brought to us by the good people of Troma. If you aren't familiar with them, they are synoymous with low budget, highly entertaining trash. Perhaps you may have seen...or at least heard of...such titles as Surf Nazis Must Die, Class of Nuke 'Em High or their most famous work The Toxic Avenger. In fact, the tagline for this movie says it all: "Body Piercing. Kinky sex. Dismemberment. The things that made Shakespeare great." That is precisely what it delivers. Hardly a moment goes by that doesn't amaze you, repulse you, make you laugh out loud or simply shake your head and wonder what you just saw. The twist put on the legendary tale may actually be too much to handle for many, especially since the results of that twist are wonderfully disturbing. The writing is actually pretty solid for what it is and the acting is terrifically bad. Oh, and about that body piercing, I'm pretty sure we actually see one done. if not, it sure looks real. Just in case you haven't guessed by now this is so bad, it's awesome!

                      MY SCORE: -10/10
                      Last edited by dell71; 02-05-2010, 07:13 PM.

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                      • LiquidLarry2GhostWF
                        Highwayman
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 15429

                        Dell..homie...pal...compadre...I say the following with all of the love and compassion one message board poster can have for another...

                        Stop watching these shitty movies and get on TCM and start watching some classics...lets get some awesome reviews up in this beast. Intellectualize these youngin's on the forum with some fine cinema.

                        TCM's best film festival of the year is on and you're watching Tromeo and Juliet, da fuck?

                        At least bust out the Netflix Instant Que which is full of awesomeness right now in regards to classics.
                        Last edited by LiquidLarry2GhostWF; 02-06-2010, 10:06 PM.

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                        • Pitty
                          Death, Taxes, Jeff Capel
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 7541

                          Originally posted by Larry
                          Dell..homie...pal...compadre...I say the following with all of the love and compassion one message board poster can have for another...

                          Stop watching these shitty movies and get on TCM and start watching some classics...lets get some awesome reviews up in this beast. Intellectualize these youngin's on the forum with some fine cinema.

                          TCM's best film festival of the year is on and you're watching Tromeo and Juliet, da fuck?

                          At least bust out the Netflix Instant Que which is full of awesomeness right now in regards to classics.
                          Those movies have the worst and most over the top acting of all time.

                          Most old movies are severely overrated.

                          Example - John Wayne (The dude is clearly drunk as fuck in every scene)

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                          • FirstTimer
                            Freeman Error

                            • Feb 2009
                            • 18729

                            I know you didn't like it but I'd still like to see your review for 28 Days Later

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                            • LiquidLarry2GhostWF
                              Highwayman
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 15429

                              Originally posted by Pitty
                              Those movies have the worst and most over the top acting of all time.

                              Most old movies are severely overrated.

                              Example - John Wayne (The dude is clearly drunk as fuck in every scene)
                              You have clearly not seen enough good old films and you clearly have not seen the best of John Wayne (although, I do concede, he did go in autopilot a lot once he was raking in the bucks).

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                              • dell71
                                Enter Sandman
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 23919

                                Originally posted by Larry
                                Dell..homie...pal...compadre...I say the following with all of the love and compassion one message board poster can have for another...

                                Stop watching these shitty movies and get on TCM and start watching some classics...lets get some awesome reviews up in this beast. Intellectualize these youngin's on the forum with some fine cinema.

                                TCM's best film festival of the year is on and you're watching Tromeo and Juliet, da fuck?

                                At least bust out the Netflix Instant Que which is full of awesomeness right now in regards to classics.
                                Meh...sometimes I'm in the mood for silly. That said, there are a number of classics in the thread already, including The Battle of Algiers, Citizen Kane, North by Northwest, Double Indemnity, Rear Window and some others. There will definitely be more.

                                And there's also a bunch of "so bad they're awesome" type movies like Tromeo and Juliet, Pieces, Slumber Party Massacre III, Eegah and the like. There will definitely be more of these, as well.

                                My main focus, however, is on recent movies. I use the classics to occasionally "intellectualize these young'uns" and the crappy stuff to show I'm not always a stuffy movie snob and occasionally just like to have dumb fun.


                                Originally posted by FirstTimer
                                I know you didn't like it but I'd still like to see your review for 28 Days Later
                                I watched it before I started writing reviews. I'd have to give it another look before I wrote one. I may, if I decide to watch the sequel I'll tackle them both. Just can't promise that one, yet.

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