LOL Red Sox

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@Buster_ESPN

Rival officials believe that the Red Sox are laying the groundwork for a trade of Jacoby Ellsbury, for the pitching they need.

[Guest]

Wow, and I actually thought Cherrington would make smart decisions with the money he freed up this off-season, but I guess that's not the case especially if he's planning to move Ellsbury.

[killgod]

The Red Sox are gonna suck for a couple more years at least. That's awesome.

[Villain]

Carl Crawford

Carl: .311/.369/.481

Ethier has never even had a 4 WAR season, can't play CF (can barely field a corner, LOL) and provides no baserunning value. Would take a 28 year old Upton over him every day of the week.

Andre: 267/.355/.385
BJ: .145/.242/.244

 

While we're here, Victorino: .283/.341/.367

[Youk]

Maybe Crawford can pitch for the Dodgers every 4 days or so.

Andre: 267/.355/.385
BJ: .145/.242/.244

Marlon Byrd: .271/.301/.458

I can list shitty stats too!

[Goober]

Dodgers are in last place in the NL West. We really bumping threads right now?

[NAHSTE]

Odd timing for a bump, but anyway, am I supposed to be impressed that a corner outfielder making 7 figures is currently slugging under .400 or something?

I mean, setting aside the fact that it's fucking May (James Loney's .367/.424/.542 says what up) so who really cares, was that slash line supposed to impress me?

[Slateman]

Maybe Crawford can pitch for the Dodgers every 4 days or so.

Well, he did have Tommy John Surgery, right?

[Len B]

Am I missing something as a baseball newb? Victorino is 21st in WAR for all OF'ers and the Red Sox are exceeding early expectations. Ethier ranks 49th.

Someone with intelligence tell me what I'm missing.

[NAHSTE]

LOL DODGERS

[Senser81]

Is Bobby Valentine vindicated?

[Villain]

Am I missing something as a baseball newb? Victorino is 21st in WAR for all OF'ers and the Red Sox are exceeding early expectations. Ethier ranks 49th.

Someone with intelligence tell me what I'm missing.

Thread bump had nothing to do with Red Sox. Just that Ethier, as bad as his contract is, is still my preferred option if my choice is him or BJ Upton.

[Villain]

Odd timing for a bump, but anyway, am I supposed to be impressed that a corner outfielder making 7 figures is currently slugging under .400 or something?

I mean, setting aside the fact that it's fucking May (James Loney's .367/.424/.542 says what up) so who really cares, was that slash line supposed to impress me?

Odd timing: it's right about the 25% mark for the season. We can check back in on the next quarterly interval.

[Villain]

Dodgers are in last place in the NL West. We really bumping threads right now?

Yes, just in time for our series against the team that's in last place for the NL Central. :greinke:

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Thread bump had nothing to do with Red Sox. Just that Ethier, as bad as his contract is, is still my preferred option if my choice is him or BJ Upton.

Can Ethier play centerf-- ok I'll stop