The Jon Heyman twitter thread

[Goober]

Why? Because this guy posts some of the dumbest shit imaginable. Plus some VSNers have been restricted from reading the fine information he reports.

Post Heyman tweets that hash tag random words, or show obvious bias to Scott Boras clients.

Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS

according to @ScottMCBS, grilli gets $7M for the 2 yrs. #bucs #bucks

[Guest]

I prefer Rosenthal, but that is probably bias to him coming from Baltimore and a former Sun staffer. Seems like Heyman leans on Boras and some sort of mutually beneficial relationship. Heyman hypes up his clients and provides some misdirection rumors, and in turn, Heyman can get first word on Boras-related deals.

[Villain]

No one is worse than Mark Saxon. Not this winter at least.

[Woy]

#3way

[Villain]

I prefer Rosenthal, but that is probably bias to him coming from Baltimore and a former Sun staffer. Seems like Heyman leans on Boras and some sort of mutually beneficial relationship. Heyman hypes up his clients and provides some misdirection rumors, and in turn, Heyman can get first word on Boras-related deals.

I couldn't be further from Baltimore and I'll tell you, hands down, Rosenthal is better/more reliable than Heyman.

But I don't think that Heyman has been the absolute worst. Even though it was funny the other night he splooged a little early on Grilli:

Jon HeymanVerified
@JonHeymanCBS
sorry, false alarm. grilli denied hed made up his mind for sure he is going to pirates

The original tweet has been deleted, only that apology/clarification one is up.

[Goober]

Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS

#angels now have 2 most talented players in game, & neither is named pujols

[NAHSTE]

#groin

[Goober]

Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS

d'Arnaud's favorite player growing up in southern california was #mets great mike piazza (via wikipedia)

[Villain]

FWIW... Piazza considers himself a Met.

[Goober]

FWIW... Piazza considers himself a Met.

The best part of the tweet, in my opinion, was Heyman citing Wikipedia as his source.

[NAHSTE]

@JonHeymanCBS: #yankees looking for righthanded hitters. Among options are vernon wells, scott hairston. Plus #others

[Warner2BruceTD]

#others is right up there with #groin, #etc

[Villain]

I saw him doing that #others thing yesterday. So retarded.

[NAHSTE]

@JonHeymanCBS

Jerry Sands is a terrific athlete w/power. High celing. Holliday type. Will be good get for #pirates if deal is finalized

[Goober]

Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS

Given 29 choices on nov. 1, I would not have come up w/ indians for swish. they get personality, pop (until october)

Jon Heyman @JonHeymanCBS

I have yet to identify 1 other team on swishers "tour." Could be others, just a #mystery