Stoudemire won't be traded to the Cavs, but this thread is still very lulzworthy.

[BUCK3YE5]

Blow me. You are probably the most unathletic kid here. Oh wait....thats faggot. And I'd be a starter this year if I wanted to be....but my HS is a joke.

[Woy]

Blow me. You are probably the most unathletic kid here. Oh wait....thats faggot. And I'd be a starter this year if I wanted to be....but my HS is a joke.

Yeah, seniors should be able to start for the JV team.

[FirstTimer]

I didnt tell the whole story. In practice we didnt practice. We just ran. My HS is a combo of 2 towns and the other town gets all the love (for playing time). And I'm not the only player that has quit. My HS team was good until this year, and now we suck, because most of the players quit. The coaches and the system suck. My fucking rec basketball team could fuck up my HS team.

You sound like a blubbering vagina.

STFU.

You sucked. You were lazy. And you quit.

[BUCK3YE5]

Im the best shooter in my school, hands down. But no point in arguing about this. And whats wrong with JV? OMFG I played JV as a sophomore, I guess Michael Jordan is a shitty basketball player too. Your a fuckin moron

[SuperKevin]

I bet if you had Varsity Basketball to add to your extracurricular activites you wouldn't have been rejected by Ohio State.

[BUCK3YE5]

lol you may be right...who knows

[Woy]

Im the best shooter in my school, hands down. But no point in arguing about this. And whats wrong with JV? OMFG I played JV as a sophomore, I guess Michael Jordan is a shitty basketball player too. Your a fuckin moron

I'm*

You're*

Come on dude, you need to clean up that grammar for fall semester.

[BUCK3YE5]

the Varsity made it to the semis the year I played JV

It all fell apart after that

[FirstTimer]

Im the best shooter in my school, hands down.

Yeah that's why they literally ran you off the team and you never played.

Your above statement is most likely why you didn't play. You thought you were better than you are and came off as a whiny bitch.

Two hours of running?!??!

Oh Noes!!!

And whats wrong with JV? OMFG I played JV as a sophomore

LOL at you using a year of JV basketball to back up your supposed plethora of basketball knowledge.

I guess Michael Jordan is a shitty basketball player too. Your a fuckin moron

LOL at comparing MJ not making his VARSITY basketball team as a Sophomore and dropping 40 POINTS on teams when he played on JV to you quitting your JV team because you ran too much at practice.

STFU.

[FirstTimer]

Why didn't you play AAU then? I had way more fun playing AAU then with my HS team.

AAU practices require running as well.

[FirstTimer]

Very true and in my case it also requires getting dunked on by a 13 year old DeMar DeRozan in a scrimmage

Could I interest you in some hot water for your tea bag?

Notable guys I remember running up against in summer leagues:

Andre Iguodala
James Augsutine
Brian Randle

[NAHSTE]

You never played organized basketball in your life so stfu. I didnt tell the whole story. In practice we didnt practice. We just ran. My HS is a combo of 2 towns and the other town gets all the love (for playing time). And I'm not the only player that has quit. My HS team was good until this year, and now we suck, because most of the players quit. The coaches and the system suck. My fucking rec basketball team could fuck up my HS team.

Gee, well in that case, I guess it's ok to be a buttfucking quitter, you know, if everybody is doing it!

Blow me. You are probably the most unathletic kid here. Oh wait....thats faggot. And I'd be a starter this year if I wanted to be....but my HS is a joke.

Yeah, that's just so lame, who would want to do that? You made the right decision in choosing NOT to be a starter. Since that's how it works, the cool kids choose not to start. You're too cool for all that success.

Im the best shooter in my school, hands down. But no point in arguing about this. And whats wrong with JV? OMFG I played JV as a sophomore, I guess Michael Jordan is a shitty basketball player too. Your a fuckin moron

No, you never advanced past JV because you were too much of a fucking pussy, and then you try to tell someone who actually could handle JV (and Varsity) that they never played organized ball in their life.

It's ok if you actually tried, but never made it past JV, but you couldn't even handle that so you quit. Sounds like a real winner to me. Way to compare yourself to Michael Jordan. Your basketball career so closely mirrors his.

"Well, I could be starting if I wanted to, except, see, except for the fact that I couldn't handle the lowest fucking level of high school basketball"

You see, after JV, you move up to varsity. At least those who aren't too pussy to handle it do.

I didn't play basketball in HS, but I did play football and baseball, and I remember that the kids who would quit during JV were the laughingstocks of life. I'm imagining you're no different.

[ralaw]

I like to think that at the age of 14 I was better than MJ at 14, because I played Varsity Basketball.
When I was told MJ didn't make varsity I laughed and thought to myself what a loser!

[NAHSTE]

I like to think that at the age of 14 I was better than MJ at 14, because I played Varsity Basketball.
When I was told MJ didn't make varsity I laughed and thought to myself what a loser!

You're missing out man, you should have quit, then said you could be starting if you wanted to, but that it was too much work.

[ralaw]

You're missing out man, you should have quit, then said you could be starting if you wanted to, but that it was too much work.

I also could have said had a kept playing I had more potential then MJ....Ah...I suck at life.