First of all let me clear some things up.
Each of these players either currently, or at one point in their career, has eaten babies.
The list is not in order.
Baby eating capabilites have very litle correlation with actual talent or ability.
Unofficial parameters to determine whether one has a healthy diet of infants:
"Blackness"
Offensive Rebounds
% of points scored in paint
Size (or lack therof) compared to stereotypical player of that position
Girth
Tenacity / Ferocity
Toughness
When you see them do you believe they are capable of killing a man?
Of course, whether or not a player does indeed eat babies varies upon the individual.
OFFICIAL LIST
Ruben Patterson
Eric Hicks
Jason Maxiell
Marcus Camby
Reggie Evans
Ervin Johnson
DeJaun Blair
Ben Wallace
Adonal Foyle
Kenyon Martin
Theo Ratliff
Bob Lanier
Anthony Mason
Adrian Dantley
Joey Dorsey
Bill Russell
Danny Fortson
Kevin Willis
Horace Grant
Greg Ostertag
Larry Johnson
Artis Gilmore
Mark Eaton
Shaun Kemp
Rick Mahorn
Eric Dampier
Corey Maggette
Kermit Washington
Gerald Wallace
Kevin Garnett
Moses Malone
Darryl Dawkins
Dominque Wilkins
Marcin Gortat
Serge Ibaka
Deandre Jordan
Jayson Williams
Shawn Marion
Alonzo Mourning
Stromile Swift
Dennis Rodman
Xavier McDaniel
Kurt Thomas
Charles Barkley
Andrew Bogut
Dale Davis
DJ Mbenga
Patrick Ewing
Antonio McDyess
Matt Harpring
Michael Cage
Kendrick Perkins
Corliss Williamson
Moses Malone
Clifford Robinson
Harold Miner
Darko Milicic
Brent Petway
Clarence Weatherspoon
Bo Outlaw
Hakeem Olajuwon
Vin Baker
Bonzi Wells
Elton Brand
Chris Wilcox
Nene
Zaza Pachulia
Charles Oakley
Players may be added as they are recognized.
Each of these players either currently, or at one point in their career, has eaten babies.
The list is not in order.
Baby eating capabilites have very litle correlation with actual talent or ability.
Unofficial parameters to determine whether one has a healthy diet of infants:
"Blackness"
Offensive Rebounds
% of points scored in paint
Size (or lack therof) compared to stereotypical player of that position
Girth
Tenacity / Ferocity
Toughness
When you see them do you believe they are capable of killing a man?
Of course, whether or not a player does indeed eat babies varies upon the individual.
OFFICIAL LIST
Ruben Patterson
Eric Hicks
Jason Maxiell
Marcus Camby
Reggie Evans
Ervin Johnson
DeJaun Blair
Ben Wallace
Adonal Foyle
Kenyon Martin
Theo Ratliff
Bob Lanier
Anthony Mason
Adrian Dantley
Joey Dorsey
Bill Russell
Danny Fortson
Kevin Willis
Horace Grant
Greg Ostertag
Larry Johnson
Artis Gilmore
Mark Eaton
Shaun Kemp
Rick Mahorn
Eric Dampier
Corey Maggette
Kermit Washington
Gerald Wallace
Kevin Garnett
Moses Malone
Darryl Dawkins
Dominque Wilkins
Marcin Gortat
Serge Ibaka
Deandre Jordan
Jayson Williams
Shawn Marion
Alonzo Mourning
Stromile Swift
Dennis Rodman
Xavier McDaniel
Kurt Thomas
Charles Barkley
Andrew Bogut
Dale Davis
DJ Mbenga
Patrick Ewing
Antonio McDyess
Matt Harpring
Michael Cage
Kendrick Perkins
Corliss Williamson
Moses Malone
Clifford Robinson
Harold Miner
Darko Milicic
Brent Petway
Clarence Weatherspoon
Bo Outlaw
Hakeem Olajuwon
Vin Baker
Bonzi Wells
Elton Brand
Chris Wilcox
Nene
Zaza Pachulia
Charles Oakley
Players may be added as they are recognized.
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