Henry's fiancee won't be charged in Bengals receiver's death

[Prodigal Son]

Bullshit.

MrBill and Horatio form CSI Miami>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actual police officers.

MrBill does the police gig as a side job when he's off from his shift at the apple store.

[FirstTimer]

The bottom line is that if he landed on his legs like MrBill is insinuating then the his knees would have almost instantly have given out. It would be like dropping a sumo wrestler on him. Sure there is a possibility for survival, but it would have much more to do with the trajectory of the fall or what his landing zone looked like then his athletic ability. And since the guy had been out since week 3, I doubt he was in top athletic form anyway. Freak accident, the broad should have called for help. Maybe the cops felt like she thought she was being threatened, and if that's the case you can't really hold her accountable because she was under duress. If this was just some random guy who hopped in the back of her truck and starting pounding on the window I doubt anyone one here would be saying she should be punished. And the cops said that her testimony fell in line with the witnesses, who had nothing to gain by lying. Unless you have some information beyond that of the police then I don't really see your argument here.

Best post of this thread.

[MrBill]

Oh and BTW newtons do not equal pounds you dumb fuck that's why I included the decimal conversion in my original equation. Thanks for trying though.

Mass(m) = 90.72 kg (Chris Henry's weight from NFL.com converted into kilograms)
Acceleration(a) = 8.94079 m/s2 (20MPH converted into meters per second)
Force(F) = 811.11 N

It's not 811.11 pounds, that is an error. 1 newton = 0.224808943 pounds force so it would be 811.11N x 0.224808943 = 182.3447 pounds of force. So we were both wrong by not converting Newton's to pounds. The problem is, that this conversion makes your argument even more stupid.

Thank you for thanking me for trying while failing yourself.

[MrBill]

Best post of this thread.

why don't you and glenwillet go get a room. you guys are thanking each others posts like there is some serious bro-mance going on there.

[FirstTimer]

why don't you and glenwillet go get a room. you guys are thanking each others posts like there is some serious bro-mance going on there.

Why don't you go suck Brett Favre's dick rather than assuming an NFL WR only has one arm.

[Sportsbuck]

You feel more important now in this conversation?

You feel more important after trying to bring the lulz? How is my post pointless at all? Considering the truck he jumped out of is my fucking friend's truck...



You see the yellow truck there? Yeah, that'd be my friend and former high school teammate's.

Sidenote - I love how you get on Firsttimer for throwing out groans and then proceed to revenge groan me.

[FirstTimer]

That would be right if you didn't originally do the problem using the metric scale. Go fail again retard. How many times do I have to own you a day before you just give up... LOL @ thinking the force he hit the ground with could actually be lower than his body weight. You are so fucking dumb it's getting funny.

LULZ.

Chris Henry is magic!

[ralaw]

I hope Sir Isaac Newton doesn't read this thread, because he'd be pissed.

[Nukleopatra]

...



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You guys see the police officer bending over in front of the police car?

I dated his sister once.

True story.

[Prodigal Son]

you know, I'm very tempted to make a short bus joke for MrBill, but even then I think he'd be too retarded for the short bus.

[FirstTimer]

you know, I'm very tempted to make a short bus joke for MrBill, but even then I think he'd be too retarded for the short bus.

Does MiniCooper make a bus?

[Prodigal Son]

Does MiniCooper make a bus?

I think he'd be more on the level of a Fiat Maluch.

[FirstTimer]

I think he'd be more on the level of a Fiat Maluch.

Hey ohhhhhhh!

[MrBill]

That would be right if you didn't originally do the problem using the metric scale. Go fail again retard. How many times do I have to own you a day before you just give up... LOL @ thinking the force he hit the ground with could actually be lower than his body weight. You are so fucking dumb it's getting funny.

Hold on a minute Einstein.....whether you use the metric scale or the US measurements to arrive at the newtons, the actual newtons are not tied to either the US or metric system and would then need to be converted to foot pounds or kilograms of force. Newtons are a measurement of weight in space and mass of the object is assumed as part of the equation

A Newtwon =
0.224808943 pounds of force
0.101971621 kilograms

If that is true, then 811.11N=

182.3447 foot pounds of force
82.710201751 kilograms of force

Which would mean that it would be more like Chris Henry landed on the ground with an 182 pound weight on his back. That is the measurement of pounds of force.

The problem with you is that you are so fucking smug you don't even think about your argument before you reply so that you can tug on your e-peen.

L O fucking L on that dumbass.

[Kuzzy Powers]

LOL @ this thread turning into a giant math equation. How the fuck does anyone know how the dude jumped out the truck, if he didnt trip over the side, all kinds of unanswered questions. Dude is dead.. the bitch is shady and clearly BSing.. yall trying to determine force and all this is pointless none sense, lol. Dude jumped out the truck, hit his head, now hes gonzo.