Jay Cutlulz, meet Mike Martz.

[Nukleopatra]

Look.. There's no bigger fan of Cutler than me, and even I don't think this will work. Caleb Hanie should be the guy.

You were the biggest Cutler whore on the planet - you're never going to live it down.

[Shayn•Da•Pain]

Aw man, see there you go again Nuke, groaning me. What's got you mad son?

[Nukleopatra]

I wasn't talking about being mad at Martz to Chicago. I was asking why you get your panties twisted so often and become a groan whore all the time. You had a short period a while back when you looked to be saying some relevant shit, then your predictions began falling apart and you started groaning the VSN community. I just want to know when you're going to go back to being a relevant poster again.

And that's why you're getting groaned.

Back the fuck out of the thread, and the read the title again.

If you want to discuss Nukleopatra, Brenda Warner, then make a thread - I'll post in it. Until then, continue to be the highly ''relevant'' poster you've always been.. and lol @ getting off on the wrong foot, like my e-goal is to become e-pals with you or some shit.. I don't even know who the fuck you are.

:applause:

[Rush]

Welcome to the crowd Nuk. Time for us to be best e-friends once again.

[Palooza]

I like Martz.
I like making fun of Cutler and Lovie and the Bears.

There goes all that!

[Rush]

My dick is seriously hard right now.

[JeremyHight]

As a Lions fan, I am incredibly jealous to have him in the division again, but on another team. The guy is ridiculous. A lot of people want to bash him for not running or getting sacked, but if you look at the numbers, he does WONDERS to anyone's offense. Here are his recent stints with teams:

Rams in 1998 were 24th in Points Scored, in the first 3 seasons under Martz, they were 1st all three times.

In Detroit, the Lions were 28th in points scored before Martz arrived. They then went to 21st and 16th with very little talent. The season after he was fired, they went to 27th.

In San Francisco, the 49ers went from 32nd the year before Martz to 22nd. They fired him because they thought he didn't rush the ball enough and promptly rushed the ball even fewer times the next season and went to 30th overall in rushing attempts. They also went down by over a point per game in scoring.

Martz = Offensive Guru.

[Kuzzy Powers]

Gaines Adams Hard?

I think you meant Gaines Adams stiff.

[Kuzzy Powers]

I can't wait for the part where he's bagging groceries and playing in the Arena league..

Hes going to skip that part and trade it for daily insulin injections and being tossed into a pool at the Pro Bowl. Its all part of the master plan.

[Rush]

Jay Cutler Hard?

Orlando Pace Hard?

Gaines Adams Hard?

As hard as you and Goblin were when Denver was undefeated.

[Nukleopatra]

As a Lions fan, I am incredibly jealous to have him in the division again, but on another team. The guy is ridiculous. A lot of people want to bash him for not running or getting sacked, but if you look at the numbers, he does WONDERS to anyone's offense. Here are his recent stints with teams:

Rams in 1998 were 24th in Points Scored, in the first 3 seasons under Martz, they were 1st all three times.

In Detroit, the Lions were 28th in points scored before Martz arrived. They then went to 21st and 16th with very little talent. The season after he was fired, they went to 27th.

In San Francisco, the 49ers went from 32nd the year before Martz to 22nd. They fired him because they thought he didn't rush the ball enough and promptly rushed the ball even fewer times the next season and went to 30th overall in rushing attempts. They also went down by over a point per game in scoring.

Martz = Offensive Guru.

He managed to do all of that with below average quarterbacks, and some questionable lines. I'm curious to see what Martz can do with probably the most talented NFL quarterback he's coached yet (not counting Warner, because who knew he was going to be that good?) Jay Cutler is smart enough to run the offense, I just question how much he really cares about the game, and the players around him. If Martz can fix Cutler's attitude, that will be an accomplishment itself. If Cutler decides to focus on football and becoming an actual leader, more than matching egos with Martz, the sky is the limit.

[Juggernaut]

Martz going to Chicago

Im happy that Martz got a job, with a talented QB (albeit a bitch) and a decent runningback in forte, it'll be interesting to see what he can do.

But still...why Chicago? :bawling:

[RainboUnicorn]

I'm just happy Turner is gone.

Hopefully Martz can turn our offense into a threat. I don't know how Cutler's attitude is going to be considering I heard that he didn't want Martz coming to Chicago.

[jeffx]

I don't know how Cutler's attitude is going to be considering I heard that he didn't want Martz coming to Chicago.

Why not?

[USCChifan]

Martz going to Chicago

Im happy that Martz got a job, with a talented QB (albeit a bitch) and a decent runningback in forte, it'll be interesting to see what he can do.

But still...why Chicago? :bawling:

Why Chicago?
Because no one else would offer him a job.