Grossman to start over McNabb

[Blade]

Just got this on twitter:

granthpaulsen: Mike Shanahan: John Beck will be Rex Grossman's backup on Sunday. ''I cannot guarantee'' that McNabb ''will be back next year.''

WTF are the Shanahans doing?

[ralaw]

Just got this on twitter:



WTF are the Shanahans doing?

LOL, than what was the new contract for? I understand NFL contracts don't mean much, but what was the point of it? Just so they have his rights?

[MRN]

Well, it seems I am the only one excited about the return of the Sex Cannon.

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

[Obst]

From choking away NFC Championship games to sitting behind John Beck on the depth chart. What a hard fall, at least you got your boy Vick back in the league, way to go, Andy has a new man crush now.

[Point Blank]

Wow..I heard rumors about this but didn't think it would be true.

[Rush]

ChiCitySports is reporting it...of course it's true!

http://www.chicitysports.com/2010/12/17/rex-grossman-to-start-for-redskins-mcnabb-benched/

[manchild24]

Coach Mike Shanahan revealed Friday that he has informed Donovan McNabb that there is "no guarantee" McNabb will be a Redskin in 2011.

"It's obvious that Donovan McNabb will not be in Washington beyond this season," confirms ESPN's Adam Schefter. "The Washington Redskins' marriage with Donovan McNabb is over. It's over." Shanahan says he'll be "honest" with McNabb, which indicates that the Skins won't hold the 34-year-old quarterback hostage all offseason. Look for McNabb's $10 million option bonus to be declined before late February. He'll become a free agent. Dec. 17 - 1:08 pm et
Source: Rich Campbell on Twitter

[jeffx]

mcnabb sucks. its not like he is lighting up the scoreboard. its obvious that fat walrus new what he was doing when he dumped him to the skins.

and grossmen is no better which shows how out of touch shanahan really is. his handling of that team this year is a joke and he should be canned

You feel the same way my brother does. We had a big argument about Donovan. He's a huge Eagle fan, and he did handstands when McNabb was shipped out. I always tried to cut Donovan some slack, but to my brother, Donovan is overrated, inaccurate, a bum and a choker. He's still ticked off about the Super Bowl. He agrees with everything T.O. said.

[Senser81]

You feel the same way my brother does. We had a big argument about Donovan. He's a huge Eagle fan, and he did handstands when McNabb was shipped out. I always tried to cut Donovan some slack, but to my brother, Donovan is overrated, inaccurate, a bum and a choker. He's still ticked off about the Super Bowl. He agrees with everything T.O. said.

I am beginning to wonder if what TO said was correct. McNabb has had many run-ins with teammates and coaches over the years. I don't really know what his problem is, but I don't think he is generally well-liked.

[jeffx]

I am beginning to wonder if what TO said was correct. McNabb has had many run-ins with teammates and coaches over the years. I don't really know what his problem is, but I don't think he is generally well-liked.

Remember all that stuff TO said about Donovan having a panic attack and throwing up in the huddle during the Super Bowl? Something definitely was going on because that was a weird 4th quarter. TO also called him a 'company man'.

[Champ]

Rex at 1 and John Beck at 2, McNabb is listed as the 3rd QB.

[manchild24]

i hope Rex blows out a new and beck throws 5 picks

[mgoblue2290]

Just got this on twitter:



WTF are the Shanahans doing?

Unleashing the fucking dragon.

[Derrville]

Good move to do it against the horrendous Dallas defense. Grossman will go out there and throw for 300 plus like every other QB has done this season along with about 3 tds, maybe 1 int... maybe, while Moss has 200 yds receiving... gonna make Shanahan look like they made the right call.

[Warner2BruceTD]

Well, it seems I am the only one excited about the return of the Sex Cannon.

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

KEVIN SPACEY GAY.

I died. Greatest post in the history of the internet.