Clealy Jay Cutler is the toughest guy on the face of the Earth. He played two series of professional football on a torn MCL. Not only that, to prove the size of his gigantic model banging balls, the pass he threw on his last series was a roll out jump pass.
He's and emo Hector reborn.
I'd also like to remind people that he is also diabetic.
In review:
-Cutler played football on a torn MCL. While running and throwing a jump pass.
-He bangs a model.
-Him leaving the game got Todd Collins in. This act ended Collins career. Cutler is cut throat and ends careers.
-Him leaving also allowed Caleb Hanie in. Not only did Cutler more than like get Hanie a raise it also allowed Hanie to teabag Aaron Rodgers for an entire quarter of football.
Can we just get him a statue outside Solider Field now?
How about adding his face to Mount Rushmore?
How can we nominate him for the Presidential Medal of Freedom?
Jay Cutler; We worship at the alter of your gigantic balls.
He's and emo Hector reborn.
I'd also like to remind people that he is also diabetic.
In review:
-Cutler played football on a torn MCL. While running and throwing a jump pass.
-He bangs a model.
-Him leaving the game got Todd Collins in. This act ended Collins career. Cutler is cut throat and ends careers.
-Him leaving also allowed Caleb Hanie in. Not only did Cutler more than like get Hanie a raise it also allowed Hanie to teabag Aaron Rodgers for an entire quarter of football.
Can we just get him a statue outside Solider Field now?
How about adding his face to Mount Rushmore?
How can we nominate him for the Presidential Medal of Freedom?
Jay Cutler; We worship at the alter of your gigantic balls.
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