Donte Stallworth is going to prisonnn

[MRN]

If I could groan this thread I would, but because I cant..

[Tailback U]

T.Dot has obviously never heard of Leonard Little.

[LC AAU]

WHOOPSIE!

[Raidersabc123]

LMAO at T.Dot not reading what hes posting

[Len B]

Reports in Miami say his BAL was .12 when he hit the person. Police won't confirm just yet.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3997609

If so, he's fucked.

[Palooza]

Donte Stallworth..lol. Dude will be "catching balls" somewhere this season.

[Saluki]

Crazy how fast life can be amazing one day, and over the next.

[Wildcard]

1 week before 4.75 Million dollars gets handed to you. These people need to learn to be more mature. If I knew I was getting 4 Million dollars, I would be a fucking Straight Edge homo.

[Palooza]

Stallworth shoulda just pulled a Roman Polanski and got the fuck out of the USA.

[Bear Pand]

.12 BAL at 7 am in the morning, you run someone over "goin to the beach". No excuses you fucked up. If all of this is true Goodell needs to bring the hammer.

[dave]

Stallworth's life is pretty much over. Not only will Goodell drop the hammer but I think he'll face some kind of charges.

If he was legally drunk at the time of the accident, Goodell won't have to drop the hammer.
By the time Stallworth gets out of prison, he will be lucky to be a 50-something receivers coach for a junior high team.

[Chrispy]

He's screwed if that report is right.

What the hell was he doing up @ 7 a.m. in the morning drinking and driving.

[Palooza]

I bet Donte Stallworth has a better prison career than Jacquez Green's NFL career.

[Aso]

Anyone know any tricks on how to beat the breathalizer? I've heard eating peanut butter and or sucking on a penny.

lol, there is no way of beating a breathalizer. I think It measures the amount of air in your lungs. I suppose you could try and suffocate yourself before the breathalizer but i am not sure that would end up to well....

[Aso]

Oh, on the shows MANswers and mythbusters they have said otherwise.