Yeah, I've turned into an NBA fan mostly (and I'm a Suns fan, so that's saying something). I still didn't miss a minute of Packer football, but I didn't even bother with almost every other game.
1) I hate the way it's covered. This could be a thread all of its own. We read a Tebow / Jets article literally every week the entire fucking offseason last year. The human interest stories, the manufactured drama, the "this guy said this HOW DARE HE" and the pathetic fake laughter of the pregame shows. It feels like they are going out of their way to turn football into wrestling ; I ain't got time for fucking drama. I fell in love with football because of the deep strategies and the intelligence displayed. None of this is covered. Also, take your pick of these 3 groups of 2 words: Phil Simms, Joe Buck, Rob Riggle.
2) Fantasy Football. Fuck everybody who came up to me looking for an explanation of why Rogers did this or that. "WHY COULDN'T HE GET ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN?" Fuck your fantasy football team, nobody cares about it but you and your leaguemates, and 50-75% of them won't give a shit halfway through your season either. Especially fuck you if you won your league and can't stop telling me about it - it didn't require any skill or anything on your part. you got lucky on a draft order or maybe some free agents. Don't try to sell this to me as some coup of intelligent thought.
3) Every single game now, there is 3-4 times where everyone stands around arguing about a call. I would be watching the game and be like "oh cool its referee time where everyone pretends to know what the fuck they are doing" which were cool only for extended beer runs / piss breaks. The calls are so close that sometimes you just don't know. Most of the time, even after the ref explains it, you still don't know. The anouncers have to awkwardly explain things. Why does Mike Pereira still have a job? why do you have to have a fucking "rules expert" studio guy in the first place? They overcomplicated the rulebook. This is worsened when you are watching the game with other people, which used to be my favorite thing ever. At the bar, you will get 30 people who don't know what they are talking about yelling and screaming. It's like listening to your 14 year old cousin go off about politics ; shut the hell up, you don't know what you were talking about, and you were probably too busy arguing to hear the verdict.
Or maybe I just grew up a little. maybe its too hard to like what you did as a kid. For example, Nine Inch Nails. First concert i ever went to. love the band more than I do some family members. entire discography on my hard drive, and i never listen to them anymore. Just kinda played it out.
I also havent owned a console in many years, so I don't play madden. NBA2k13 I play daily still, because they make it for PC.
1) I hate the way it's covered. This could be a thread all of its own. We read a Tebow / Jets article literally every week the entire fucking offseason last year. The human interest stories, the manufactured drama, the "this guy said this HOW DARE HE" and the pathetic fake laughter of the pregame shows. It feels like they are going out of their way to turn football into wrestling ; I ain't got time for fucking drama. I fell in love with football because of the deep strategies and the intelligence displayed. None of this is covered. Also, take your pick of these 3 groups of 2 words: Phil Simms, Joe Buck, Rob Riggle.
2) Fantasy Football. Fuck everybody who came up to me looking for an explanation of why Rogers did this or that. "WHY COULDN'T HE GET ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN?" Fuck your fantasy football team, nobody cares about it but you and your leaguemates, and 50-75% of them won't give a shit halfway through your season either. Especially fuck you if you won your league and can't stop telling me about it - it didn't require any skill or anything on your part. you got lucky on a draft order or maybe some free agents. Don't try to sell this to me as some coup of intelligent thought.
3) Every single game now, there is 3-4 times where everyone stands around arguing about a call. I would be watching the game and be like "oh cool its referee time where everyone pretends to know what the fuck they are doing" which were cool only for extended beer runs / piss breaks. The calls are so close that sometimes you just don't know. Most of the time, even after the ref explains it, you still don't know. The anouncers have to awkwardly explain things. Why does Mike Pereira still have a job? why do you have to have a fucking "rules expert" studio guy in the first place? They overcomplicated the rulebook. This is worsened when you are watching the game with other people, which used to be my favorite thing ever. At the bar, you will get 30 people who don't know what they are talking about yelling and screaming. It's like listening to your 14 year old cousin go off about politics ; shut the hell up, you don't know what you were talking about, and you were probably too busy arguing to hear the verdict.
Or maybe I just grew up a little. maybe its too hard to like what you did as a kid. For example, Nine Inch Nails. First concert i ever went to. love the band more than I do some family members. entire discography on my hard drive, and i never listen to them anymore. Just kinda played it out.
I also havent owned a console in many years, so I don't play madden. NBA2k13 I play daily still, because they make it for PC.
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