Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car

[BigBucs]

This story Why even say you smoked that shit. Say you used it as air freshener. Thats what its marketed as, right?

He is black so he could have just been using it for his ashy weiner.

U not far from it so you can relate

[dave]

Never done that in my car.

[Champ]

Never done that in my car.

I call BS out of everyone on the site you would be the first mother fucker to pull something like this off

[Palooza]

Never done that in my car.

true.

[dave]

I call BS out of everyone on the site you would be the first mother fucker to pull something like this off

You clearly have never been in the car with me. Just driving for me is multi-tasking. Hell, my Hyundai is determined to kill me when I change playlists on my iPod Classic while driving.

[Palooza]

You clearly have never been in the car with me. Just driving for me is multi-tasking. Hell, my Hyundai is determined to kill me when I change playlists on my iPod Classic while driving.

I'll drive you masturbate.

[dave]

I'll drive you masturbate.

Fair enough, but don't laugh at my pee, pee.

[NAHSTE]

Gotta side with dave. Never done this in the car.

Hell, I tried to get a blowjob while driving once and it wasn't my idea of fun. Hell, my Jeep Cherokee was determined to kill me when I opened a Gatorade.

[ram29jackson]

[Palooza]

Never done that in my car.

If curiosity killed the cat on this one I pray it's not yours, but I MUST ask - do you mind listing the places you HAVE done "that"?

[ram29jackson]

[dave]

If curiosity killed the cat on this one I pray it's not yours, but I MUST ask - do you mind listing the places you HAVE done "that"?

That is kinda weird, but to answer ... no weird places, like most guys, the usual spots. But, again, really weird. I have never yanked the crank on the Eiffel Tower, if you must know.

[Primetime]

That is kinda weird, but to answer ... no weird places, like most guys, the usual spots. But, again, really weird. I have never yanked the crank on the Eiffel Tower, if you must know.

Elaborate on the usual spots please...

[Hasselbeck]

Elaborate on the usual spots please...

In a school zone of course.

[dave]

In a school zone of course.

I am a moral fuck. Half your age plus seven. Yeah, of course, women younger than that look great, but I would never, ever act on it.