Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car

[Derrville]

Cant do it in a car unless you can hook up the computer inside it.

[SuperKevin]

Color me shocked that a TNA superfan doesn't have a smartphone.

[Palooza]

I am a moral fuck. Half your age plus seven. Yeah, of course, women younger than that look great, but I would never, ever act on it.

Who is the youngest person you ever fapped to?

[SuperKevin]

Please rename the thread to "The dave masturbation thread"

[Derrville]

Color me shocked that a TNA superfan doesn't have a smartphone.

Screens too small

[Len B]

I am a moral fuck. Half your age plus seven. Yeah, of course, women younger than that look great, but I would never, ever act on it.

Pretty sure your formula is take your age and divide by zero since it doesn't exist.