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  • davie
    Hey, relax guy!
    • Oct 2008
    • 2198

    #16
    That was a quality delivery from Hilfenhaus.

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    • davie
      Hey, relax guy!
      • Oct 2008
      • 2198

      #17
      OH MONTY MONTY, MONTY MONTY MONTY MONTY PANESAR

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      • Archer
        Go the fuck outside
        • Oct 2008
        • 15303

        #18
        CHYEAAAAAAA

        Panesar and Anderson save us after a great innings from Collingwood

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        • The Messenger
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 5063

          #19
          Wtf is going on in this thread? lol

          Am I high???


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          • kyhadley
            Carefree
            • Oct 2008
            • 6796

            #20
            So what happened today?

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            • RosettaStoned
              Throbbing Tebowner
              • Oct 2008
              • 9951

              #21
              Oh, this is a real thread. Whole time I thought it was a joke....
              So, metaphorically speaking, our physiology basically has the universe mapped out and you're thinking it needs to be taught addition & subtraction.

              -Alan Aragon

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              • Kuzzy Powers
                Beautiful Like Moses
                • Oct 2008
                • 12542

                #22
                Originally posted by RosettaStoned
                Oh, this is a real thread. Whole time I thought it was a joke....
                Did you know Cricket is actually one of the most popular sports in the world? They love that shit everywhere but North America.

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                • Archer
                  Go the fuck outside
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 15303

                  #23
                  Originally posted by RosettaStoned
                  Oh, this is a real thread. Whole time I thought it was a joke....
                  Cricket is actually a big sport in placed like England , Austrailia , India , Pakistan and such

                  The Ashes is the biggest series in cricket which is played between England and the Aussies

                  I guess Matt decided to make the thread because there is a few English and Australian people on this site

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                  • Archer
                    Go the fuck outside
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 15303

                    #24
                    Originally posted by The Messenger
                    Wtf is going on in this thread? lol

                    Am I high???
                    Read my post to RS

                    Wasnt expecting you guys to understand it

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                    • Archer
                      Go the fuck outside
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 15303

                      #25
                      Originally posted by kyhadley
                      So what happened today?
                      England needed to bat out the day to draw the game and Australia needed to bowl us out to win . England went like 70-5 and then Collingwood batted for like 5hours until he went out . England`s last two batters saved the game for us . If we had lost one more wicket in that last hour we would have lost the game.

                      So its 0-0 going to the 2nd test

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                      • Vinsane
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5971

                        #26
                        Question: Can anyone give me the a simple description of the game of cricket? I understand it's like American Baseball? And I've seen footage of cricket, but I'm not sure exactly what I'm looking at. Just a simple version, like you describing soccer (ex, 11 v. 11, strikers, forwards, wings, defenders, goalie, etc.) and how exactly is it scored?
                        25-02, 23:16 Yawkey Way celtics fucking suck

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                        • Archer
                          Go the fuck outside
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 15303

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Vinsane
                          Question: Can anyone give me the a simple description of the game of cricket? I understand it's like American Baseball? And I've seen footage of cricket, but I'm not sure exactly what I'm looking at. Just a simple version, like you describing soccer (ex, 11 v. 11, strikers, forwards, wings, defenders, goalie, etc.) and how exactly is it scored?
                          11 v 11

                          One team is bowling/feilding and the other is Batting

                          How this is decided is via a coin toss

                          There is 3 different forms , Test Match , One Day and 20-20 but we will just talk Test match since thats what the Ashes is

                          Its scheduled for 5 days , all in a row . From about 11am till 6pm for all 5days

                          Both teams get to bat 2 times , you get 10 wickets . To get a wicket the bowling team needs to either hit the stumps on a delivry or catch you in the feild without the ball bouncing . There is also LBWs where the ball would have hit the stumps but the Batsmans pads has blocked the ball doing so . This is obviously to avoid batsman just using thier pads on every delivery that is straight on . You score runs many ways , you can hit it into the feild and run for one , two , 3 and even sometimes four . This is just simply hitting it into an open space and running from one end to the other . You can also hit the ball to what they call the "Boundry" which is just a rope going around the pitch . If it hits them ropes while bouncing or rolling it is a 4 automaticly . If it goes over the ropes with no bounce its a six automaticly

                          So obviously now you can see how runs are accumlated and same for wickets .

                          You must have two batsmen in at one time . But once you are out thats it until the 2nd time round your team gets to bat unlike Baseball where you can bat 2-3 times in a night . There is no real positions but there is different types of players , I will try explain .

                          For Batting you have

                          1 and 2 - Opening Batsmen - Pretty obvious , they open the teams batting
                          3-4 - Are the upper order batsmen . Number 3 and 4 are normally a teams most skillfull bastman
                          5-7 - Are the Middle Order - Normally guys who can bat well but not as skilfful as the guys above
                          8-11 - Are the Lower Order/Tailend - These guys are normally Bowlers , guys who specify in getting the other teams batsmen out . These guys are not expected to score much for the batting

                          When feilding there is just positions like , Slip , Mid off - Mid On . There is many so I will just leave that there

                          For Bowling we have different types of bowlers

                          Fast Bowlers - These guys are normally pretty lightning quick , they can bowl up from 90-100 MPH (Ask Matt for the KPH lol)
                          Spin Bowler - Normally around 45-65 MPH but they spin the ball which can deceive a batter . Strangly enough a good spin bowler normally takes more wickets than a good Fast Bowler
                          Medium Pacers - These guys are normally just contain bowlers , they bowl pretty straight and make it hard to score quickly .

                          As for the Feilding positions un-like in Baseball they are very inter-changble in cricket . At any moment you can change his feilding position/place

                          To win you have to bowl the other team out two times while having more runs scored in total basicly .

                          I know this is a long explanation but I wanted to make it like this so anybody with any questions can see

                          Hopefully this either helped or confused the shit outta you
                          Last edited by Archer; 07-12-2009, 03:00 PM.

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                          • RosettaStoned
                            Throbbing Tebowner
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 9951

                            #28
                            Cricket sucks.
                            So, metaphorically speaking, our physiology basically has the universe mapped out and you're thinking it needs to be taught addition & subtraction.

                            -Alan Aragon

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                            • Archer
                              Go the fuck outside
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 15303

                              #29
                              Originally posted by kyhadley
                              So what happened today?


                              Quick 50 second recap of the first test
                              Last edited by Archer; 07-12-2009, 03:20 PM.

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                              • Archer
                                Go the fuck outside
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 15303

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Matt
                                typical english tactics. send out a fuckin physio for no reason and act all confused about it
                                Is it typical for Aussies to bitch this much?

                                I remember when our sub ran out Ponting in 2005 , he moaned SOOOO MUCH

                                Just bowl our 2 shittiest batters out , its not hard

                                It was a smart ploy to waste time , similar to how teams bitch about the light when they are losing wickets . Austrailia did that in 2005 aswell lol

                                Dont be mad cause Monty = God
                                Last edited by Archer; 07-12-2009, 09:38 PM.

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